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Good effort, offense.

death.

We were favored by 20.5. It was 41-7 halfway through the second quarter and the final was 41-27.

Where does Prices live again?

Not a football game, but after a player dropped a pop fly Harry Caray once said, "How can a Mexican lose a fly ball in the sun?"

I know I've asked this at least three times but what was the player's name you misspelled and how did you spell it to get permanently banned?

Angles hold on for the loss.

Could you imagine being 12 games out on May 17?

I guess he did it all the time in ****an.

Still seems slightly stupid when the game is not really in doubt.

[pounding fist like spoiled child] We deserve an explanation for that ****. [/but still serious]

Soto?

This is bizarro world.

Prayers sent, QRI.

I'll take 2 out of 3 in Oakland any time.

Big series vs. Detroit coming up...

Man, these type of games aren't good for my ticker.

Getting dicey here in the 10th...

Kinsler 2b
Andrus ss
Berkman dh
Beltre 3b
Cruz rf
Moreland 1b
Soto c
Murphy lf
Martin cf

I'm so scared right now.

3 at Oakland and 4 at home against Detroit.

Looks like it's shaping up for a week to make some noise.

As an added bonus, we get Darvish vs. Verlander Thursday.

http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b534/sbbruin/smellthat_zps69e51d01.jpg

Lol at the Astro in the bullpen on Nellie's homer:

http://i.imgur.com/xamcuRT.gif

Humber is bad at pitching.

That was at 94 mph too.

Astros lineup:

Does it really matter?

Kinsler 2B
Andrus SS
Berkman DH
Beltre 3B
Cruz RF
Moreland 1B
Baker LF
Soto C
Gentry CF

Watch the pitcher... Then the catcher... Then the ump.

http://i.imgur.com/bYZpeVC.gif

****ing awesome effort tonight.

So did the saux.

Suck it, Boston.

Kinsler 2b
Andrus ss
Berkman dh
Beltre 3b
Cruz rf
Pierzynski c
Baker lf
Moreland 1b
Gentry cf

Pretty sure those were invented as a joke. You know, like dirt flavored bubble gum.

The buttered popcorn jelly bean is pretty bad too.

Favorite is peach rings:

http://i.imgur.com/FAEjn2X.jpg

Least favorite is black liquorish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=010KyIQjkTk

They really are hilariously bad. It's so much fun to hate on them.

****ty start.

Darvish on the bump tonight...

I thought to myself, "That's the best they have? ****, I bet I could whip his ****."

Why do you keep saying he was drafted in the 5th round?

Ian Kinsler, 2b
Craig Gentry, cf
Adrian Beltre, dh
Nelson Cruz, rf
A.J. Pierzynski, c
Jeff Baker, 3b
David Murphy, lf
Mitch Moreland, 1b
Leury Garcia, ss

Elvis Andrus gets day off. Leury Garcia at short, Jeff Baker at third. Adrian Beltre is DH.

Puscifer- **** Mine "Alive at Club Nokia"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhfO1D21JEs

Kind of sloppy but a win is a win.

Grimm has been a pleasant surprise so far.

Like TAG is saying as I'm typing this, you don't want to make your first out at the plate.

These last two weren't on Pettis but why did he and Anderson switch this year?

Solid start so far.

Pettis just cost us an out and a run.

Anyone attending the Norman Music Festival this weekend?

Yep. Especially after the two time zone travel after a night game.

They say it's usually not the first day that gets you, but the next.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/rangers--yu-darvish-angels-victory-strikeouts-043922291.html

http://i739.photobucket.com/albums/xx35/landsberger2/darvish_zps4b48c1e7.gif

Trout just got owned by Darvish.