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He is what I would call 'unattractive'.

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Exactly what we were thinking. But......we left the ecstasy at home.

Dead serious. We almost walked out. I guess drug humor is a taste one must acquire.

Possibly the most disappointed I've ever been leaving a movie. During our showing, with 20 people in the theater, I heard ONE giggle the entire movie. I'm going to ****ume that the people in this...

Rookie.

Don't fall for it. It's just a promotional stunt for the new movie 'Superman'.

How many coats did it take to break the damn thing?

Obligatory 'Would. On her next bday.'

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At least he wasn't wearing jorts and a Bradford jersey.

I heard this is why Stoops fired Shipp. He was promising recruits Jermaine Jackson.

Has OU ever lost a current athlete to a tornado death? If a recruit uses this logic, someone else can have'em.

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I had no comment then and have no comment now.

Shocked she's not married. Of course, most men are probably intimidated by her good looks.

OP is really reaching on this one. Kind of backed himself into a hole and trying to fight his way out....

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Pissed? No. 'Cause if you ain't first, you're last.

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What happened to the good ol' days when they threw shoes?
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Have I mentioned 'I hate people.'?

Look like cousins of mine...

Westbrook's spaghetti knee?

When we built our current house we had a safe room built into the guest room closet. Rebar reinforced with 1ft thick walls. Has a steel door with 3 locks. They poured it when the footing and...

Wut? I'm glad as hell I live in Tulsa right about now. I wasn't even trying to be snarky. I apologize to everyone but oprah, who obviously is a person who knows how to '**** oneself'.

Tulsa>OKC

Pushing 50 and looking to get a physical. Need a good doc reference. Preferably in Tulsa Hills area. TI****

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Nothing out there but steers and PalmBeachSooners.

Turn in your OU card please.

I'd go to a third world country and be King.

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If you paid any kind of attention to college football back then you would be 'familiar' with Bob Stoops. Ever since he was at KSt he was being touted as the hottest ****istant coach. Hell, even...

All but one apparently. I just wish we were that 'one'.

Did you turn the teacher down for some 'extra' tutoring? That may be the problem.

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Dude, you have got to get out more. Then again, those damn Tetra aren't going to feed themselves.

T-Town. Dude was sporting sun glasses, around 25, gave me the impression he became a cop to get laid. Usually when people complain about these types of things they are told 'well, he was on his way...

So I'm sitting at a stop light about five cars back from the lead car. A cop is sitting right behind the lead car. There is construction ahead with a speed limit of 25mph for about a mile. As the...

She bit his junk, chased him outside and **** slapped him and he doesn't press charges. When she goes Bobbitt on him next time he better take it like a man and not say a damn thing. Just find the...

Everything's bigger in Texas


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Looks to me he is wondering what the person standing next to the camera man tastes like.

Bunch of poor ****s on here.

I dare you not to whistle that tune....


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I prepared for it the day I signed my marriage license.

Half-surprised the old man wasn't arrested for ****ault. In my house, they would be calling the morgue. Mr. Smith and Wesson don't take kindly to thieves. Yes, I'm a bad ****.

And my wife wonders why I hate people.

What's not so funny is if that happened in today's society OU would probably have their best recruiting cl**** in years.

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