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OUTLAWS!

I'm still in the process of moving and my car is in the shop and I'm still at work. One of my coworkers ditched because she's afraid of the weather from yesterday so I had to cover her station, too....

The limit of their attention-whoring and stupidity does not exist.

I'm gonna be sick.

Thank God. Have relatives in the path of the one near Ada.

Great, it's heading straight for one of my aunts and my elderly grandmother in Konawa. And if it turns right, it's heading for my brother in Byng/Ada.

Pauls Valley taking it on the chin right now.

Wouldn't be the M**** if he did that.

M**** already declaring it the most destructive tornado in the history of the world.

The daycare was obliviated.

2-mile wide debris ball. :(

R.I.P. Bethel Acres. Damn.

Hell yeah!

MIKE! MIKE! MIKE! MIKE!


I bet David wishes his name was Mike.

What is that, quarter size? :trollface:

Wait, two tornadoes near Shawnee now?

That is a mean mother**** tornado east of Norman. Multiple-vortex.

M****!

Shawnee is going to get ****ed pretty hard here in about 30 minutes.

Damn, that sucks.

Yeah, I love Emily Sutton but it's obvious she's new at this.


It looks like a nader could drop at any moment over east Norman.

Tornado warning for Norman.

Norman is in the crosshairs now.

Haha Fallis sounds like phallus.

That is a big ****ing tornado.

The cell west of Moore sure crapped its pants.

MIKE, I GOT SOME DRIVIN TO DO

Damn, looks like a pretty solid EF2. Maybe EF3.

OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING

Looks like he took a gymnastics leotard and made a tie out of it.

Whatever, fat****.

I'm still moving on Sunday. Come at me, nature.

Fat****!


Better?

He was beating the **** out of some empress ****, ****.

The pit bull ****d the corgi and then ate it.

That would be hilarious.

me so sorry

Paid $4.09 for premium last Friday. I think I'm going to invest in a bicycle soon.

Make being old while driving the same as drunk driving, too.

But what about stoned driving?

Haha. Excellent point.

Louie.

Isn't that one of those Dragon Tattoo books? The Guy Who ****ed the Hornet's Nest?

Still meh.

Rihanna has a lot of bad pics out there, and I'm not just talking about the post-Chris Brown pics, either.


J-Law with dark hair in Silver Linings Playbook FTW. Also, the list is missing...

If we maxed Harden, we'd have to dump most of our other players within a few years and acquire a bunch of cheap nobodies who suck just to stay under the cap. It wasn't a feasible option.

Please sterilize all of those people.

I'd much rather have Ibaka. Harden was shut down by Miami and would be shut down again if we had him and faced the Heat. They just know how to defend him. He'd have to crank the flopping up to 11.

Don't get me wrong, I wish we still had Harden, but losing him wasn't a devastating blow. He is useless against Miami, who was our main concern until Westbrook went down.

And Martin wasn't serviceable this year in the same role as Harden? Not to mention the fact that OKC had a better record, finished with the top seed in the West, and improved their offensive and...