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What do you mean "our" lifetimes? I don't know about you, but I don't plan on checking out of here for another 40 years or so. I figure we'll get at least one before then.

Is that a jean... skirt?

Wanted to head to the bar to watch hockey. Instead I ran back to my car, drove home like a crazy person and splattered out the bacon cheeseburger I had eaten ten minutes earlier. You could see the...

Total agreement. Late-career Stoops is defined by his constant postseason pants-****ting, not by "DURRR LOOK AT ALL THESE 10 WIN SEASONS" or whatever other obscure statistic people like to use to...

Yeah, I totally am. I love burnt orange, and I'm working with the police chief to sabotage the OU football team by arresting a backup QB who has never played a down. That'll show 'em.

So, he's a Longhorn fan, right?

PCP is a hell of a drug.

Haha, what a dumb****.

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Because talking **** about a conference that's owned you in three straight bowl meetings and two national title bouts makes you look like a jack****.

It's early in... China? Sure, China.

So... Norman with a smaller stadium?

EDIT: This was supposed to be a reply to nmgaucho but I am reply challenged.

It is waaaay too early for this ****.

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I don't know who is home and who is away on some of these so the teams may be listed in the wrong order but ANYWHO:

Alabama-A&M
KSU-OSU
USC-ND
Oregon-Oregon St.
Ohio St.-Michigan...

ULM. OU started off poorly in 2009 (BYU loss), 2010 (Utah St. scare), and 2012 (Flat showing at UTEP that carried over into the KSU game).

ULM is no North Texas, and they're not going to be...

Nah, if it was Tramel then you'd have smelled the whiskey through the screen when you clicked on the thread.

Ha, this thread implies that the Rams - The St. Louis Rams - have a strategy.

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Chris Paul, I think.

Speaking of, if OKC manages to make it past Houston, not having Westbrook to counter CP3 is going to be very bad indeed.

Sucks that he's out but it's the best move for his health and career. He can get an early start on rehab, and meanwhile OKC has an opportunity to learn how to win without Westbrook, which will pay...

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UNC sucks because of those massive academic violations a few years ago. A **** ton of players who were suspended for that season ended up getting drafted.

Goddammit.

I was in the stands, is this how the game looked on TV back in 2004? Everything looks... pink.

Jesus was a hippie. So, a Leaf or a Volt if he's traveling somewhere he can't ride his dirty hippie bike.

A part of many people's childhoods, including mine, died with Pat Summerall.

Also, **** this week so far. Jesus.

He's named after Tom ****ed Landry. The Double J will draft him just because of that fact alone because he's the Double J and he is an insane person.

I misread the name of the establishment as "ToothLESS" the first time. Meaning that for a split second, I thought that a guy named Bubba who is an MMA fighter was going to show up at a place called...

Motley Crue. I mean, all of them are still alive and Nikki Sixx actually died for a few minutes.

I don't think it was, considering the source.

Stone Brewery. It's right there.

So Josh Jarboe will finally catch a p**** from an OU quarterback? harf harf harf

Gary Payton didn't play for the Thunder.

I'm sorry, did your wittle feelers get hurt because I said mean things about golf?

Where are you flying into and/or staying? And how much of the day do you actually have free? As someone mentioned above, getting to different areas of town can take a huge chunk out of your day.

When I see golf on TV it always reminds me of my dad. Because he hates golf. He really hates golf. And because he hates golf I never had to learn how to play that boring game. Thanks Dad, you rule.

The OKC-Tulsa pissing contest is really pointless ever since the Blazers-Oilers rivalry ceased to exist. Ok, it was pointless before that but now it's more pointless.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA holy **** that phrase conjures up a horrifying image.

The one I just worked on coiled a little bit. It broke in the middle though, which is disappointing. Has anyone actually posted pictures of their dumps in this thread? I'm too lazy to look.

Keepsake Candles!

I've relisted the shirts. If they don't sell I'm probably just going to give them to Goodwill or something. Anyone wants 'em, have at it.

Well, he's a cop in Bartlesville so that's kind of redundant. Spent most of my life in that miserable little ****hole and NEVER AGAIN!

About the same. Losing that much senior leadership will have an impact but Lon's recruiting will start to pay off as well. I'm thinking we squeak into the tourney again.

Maybe, but he's dead.

This little dude was brought into the emergency clinic my girlfriend works at about a year ago. He had developed a bad case of parvo and the owner of the dog who had birthed him couldn't afford to...

This is going to be a dogfight the rest of the way. ISU's crowd is back in the game and they seem to have a renewed confidence.

Pledger!

Firing on all cylinders.