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What about the trees? Are they covered by insurance?

Alwyas preferred a punched cigar over a cut...but that's just me...

In their house, Oklahoma is the 2004 and 2008 National Champions...

Few things beat some black trashbags, a hose and some pavement for a hillbilly slip-n-slide-n-ripped skin

Reminds me of those seagulls in Finding Nemo...but more ****y

When I look at her I just see one color......it's the color ****.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bY4rk7D51M

Pirate...mullet..time travel...young boy mentoring...and widow bangin'....and tornado

Did the pool make it through the tornadoes without a side popping?

We know you can't afford **** anyway. Get back to watching/commenting on TV shows.

Because you are a whiny ****ty person as it is. May a tornado wipe you out....soon

Alcohol.

Bingo.

Gotta have at least $2500-$5000 cash on hand because you never know if atm's are available. If you walk into a store, without power, cash is king.

I nominate Grinks to handle the disbursement of the funds....

Props to the popo and fire that go out in that ****...

This should help recruiting.....

Breeze blew the kids pool towel partially off the chair under the palapa out here!!!!!!

His is so nice that it makes it The Five Seasons. The extra one being Pool Season.

I watched the entire trial since I was recovering from an ACL surgery and it was the first time somebody went in depth with DNA analysis and most of it went way over the jury's head.
If that same...

The house always wins...

I'd set up an athletic development foundation in urban communities to get the poorest in the best shape and offer $100k for the fittest. I'd also buy an island where I could fly friends and family...

I'd **** in bed every morning because I am paying somebody to put brand new bed sheets on every morning.

Reminds me of my daughters MLK JR. picture she did in school a couple of years ago...that earned a call from the teacher to me.

Just might have overtaken the power of a wolf shirt...

Voodoo rum...diet cream soda.


Magic in a gl****.

Go for the fishing....

I've been with Sponge.

I recommend going with him.


That is all.

Are you actually ****ing in your pants???

I wrote in Jefferson Davis...

Right about now I'm guessing he wishes he was ****ing Jennifer anniston's hot body right now...I know I'd be taking Jen over the titless wonderSzs

He killed again. You get a taste for blood, especially when using a hatchet, and it makes you want to kill more.


I know, I've seen Mel Gibson in The Patriot.

Needs to change his name to Cobra Kai.

Strike first..strike hard..no mercy.

Bull.....Bull McCaffrey...

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1991...

First pic.......Rush Limbaugh


Second pic.......Perez Hilton

DIB...will you look at my **** so I can finish?

My son...?


That's me, ****er.

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Seems like he's be a natural for in the state of Michigan.

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In 2008 when we had that quick, brief spike I recall being in Shaver Lake and every newscast leading off with "Pain at the pump", and people choosing between food and gas, Bush's foreign policy, War...

T better stand for ****...if it stands for toes then I'm gonna have to p****. Those toes of hers freak me the **** out!

3,2,1

Kid and his dad should just say he was drunk, passed out, showed some bad judgement and is sorry for it...and then move on. This over the top minimizing of events by Charles is just laughable and...

I don't really have that option working in public safety. If my phone rings, email dings or even my pager...yes pager...goes off they expect a response.

Poor kid was just drinking a teeny tiny daquiri, probably non alcoholic too...didn't want to go out because he was just a hard working studying guy just wanting to stay home...but just went somewhere...

Internet/email. It's often difficult to be "off duty" or away from work when somebody can email you, knowing you have a smart phone or internet access, and they expect a reply within minutes.

In mother Russia, woman ****s you!

Took the wife's Mercedes in for service and they won't deliver it back until Wednesday so she has to drive my truck.

Laird Hamilton

I think it's just funny that NPD is obviously ****s for....arresting/citing people who have broken the law.

Seems to me that if everybody knows they are run by racist longhorns going after...