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I have some pretty pink ones. You are welcome to borrow them if you'd like to try them.

Seriously, does that hurt? Sorry :o(

I inadvertently read that as "morning sickness." Ooops. Changed the whole context.

Enjoy your lunch! You deserve it!

I do fartleks and didn't even know it.

I hate it too. I think I didn't inherit that woman gene.

A lady at church gave me some clothes (dresses and pants) that she can't wear anymore. They are all six sizes too big. I'm trying to...

That could be kind of a third world problem, too.

Probably. She might turn out to be my liberal one.

We went to a "weenie roast" last night. I took a salad and some veggies, didn't eat so much as a potato chip, brownie, cookie, nothing. It was SO INCREDIBLY HARD to resist the s'mores, but I did.
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"Lubricant" should be on your list of words never to speak on LT.

Rollie pollie zombie apocalypse!

We moved 9 times in my dad's Army career of 20 years, more than most "regular" families, fewer than most military families. As an adult, I have a new appreciation of the effort it required of my...

Two since my husband's vasectomy, but they were before I joined LT.

Not feeling today.

At. All.

Well, there you go, then.

Best thing you can do!

I just finished mowing the lawn, so I had awhile to think about stuff. I resolved most of my questions to myself and got just about everything figured out. However, I keep coming back to this last...

Hey, girl...I think we share some clientele!

I don't envy you. I've never heard anything nice about the WC system.

Were you injured when your sandal strap broke, R????

Insomnia is a merciless opponent!
I hope the sunshine wakes you up and you have a wonderful day!

:-(

Yum! And also probably known as Epipen Appreciation Day.

So you understand my point.

I am guessing this means you have taken off your bra for the day, and I am jealous.

I gotta say that salad sounds delicious and a lot less hellacious on the roof of your mouth.

We are fortunate - individual bathrooms with showers. No curtains, though. Still weird to me.

What kind and what kind?

Oh no, they all quit ****feeding like weeks ago.

I really doubt anyone as classy as the Biebs was involved.

I worked out, too! But I showered afterward, cuz it's church night.

If using the gym shower isn't weird enough for you, try doing it with your kids in the bathroom with you :-/

What if I ask in a Cajun accent? Could you do it then?

All 4 of the referrals I got yesterday (pregnant moms), all of them were teens - one just a few months older than my oldest , who is about to turn 14. Sometimes I just feel that ****feeding is the...

Take your shoes off and let your toes be free!

I have been smelling maple syrup in my office all day, but no one has anything syrupy. I think I am having olfactory hallucinations. Not altogether unpleasant.

I know, stupid drivers!

It's good to know that your annoyance crosses racial/ethnic lines!

I would like Xanax and a nap! If I go to Houston with him in the next few months, maybe we can get together for a noon stupor!

I don't think anyone would blame you :-(

Reading the home upgrades thread has me depressed. My husband says, "If you didn't like the house the way it is, you shouldn't have bought it." This includes paint, floors, carpet, everything. I...

I would imagine that smells more like urine and broken dreams than campfire.

My 10-year-old is making me crazy. I cannot figure out that child's discipline language. Trip to the zoo cut short.

Careful of splinters!

I feel icky when I deviate, too. I am afraid that I have become a creature of habit, despite my efforts to the contrary.

Light & Fit Greek Yogurt (cherry) and a banana. Lather, rinse, repeat.

That doesn't sound like a relaxing vacation at all! Too many people.

I hope you get some relaxing, non-chauvinistic pool time, though.

Stupid drivers notwithstanding, I hope you had a nice visit yesterday, JK!

That's awful! Citronella.

Cuz 'Murica, that's why.

I like Starbucks.

I don't understand this either, and I'm a woman...

It's OK. I will get to learn a new skill, things are taken care of, and my family got a look at what an a****** he is.