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What the hell? That's ****ed up.

They have to be laundering money.

Why should I be charged with a crime when I don't become impaired until 0.10?

Tulsa > Memphis

Heisman talk for a quarterback that hasn't thrown more than 5 passes in a game cannot be taken seriously.

Stan reached out to me when I had a brain tumor scare that resulted in me coming up negative for cancer. Rest in Peace.

Over Trevor Knight?! Really?

Why do you guys give a ****? He's a third stringer at best.

**** this kid. Young athletes today have no idea what the word "commitment" means.

I don't wear cologne unless I'm going to an event/date and will be seeing people more than an hour and a half after I shower. Dates call for Black by Kenneth Cole and events call for Classic Black. ...

So I represent the entire University of Texas now? Cool.

Season 5 was incredible. Kiefer deserved that **** Emmy.

There's a difference between "what you did was offensive" and "what you did was offensive and we're going to stop you". Let the Mexicans get all of their anger out. I don't understand why other...

He said "you all" as if I'm more than one person.

Touch was the worst ****ing show ever.

Nice grammar.

I'm incredibly shocked. Hope he comes to Texas or something because I thought he had good mechanics. Looked like a good athlete.

Did West Virginia win the Big 12 last year?

Yuck. Most overrated station in the country.

Day two of diarrhea.

I used to listen to KLLI before it became the Fan. Jagger, Pugs and Kelly, Russ Martin, Tom Leykis, and Big **** Hunter. Now it's just Espn.

What is your opinion of people who get into car wrecks and refuse to give any information until police arrive? Heard an odd story today and didn't know if that was the norm.

Poop of course. Sat there for about 20 minutes

Depends on your age. In your 20s or 30s?Nice. In your 50s and up? Time to see a doctor.

Charlie's Chicken. Woke up at 5 this morning with the urge to go ****.

Throw enough darts on a board and you'll eventually hit bullseye, right?

I doubt we go undefeated but you better bet the farm that my boys will hoist that trophy at the end of the season. We're not sharing it either.

LOL I remember that. Still can't believe we didn't trade them while their value was so high.

If the chive were a subreddit, it would be r/gonetame.

**** the chive. Seriously. If I want to look at hot chicks, I'll go to ****hub or something.

yo



Well I'm on call all weekend long so that's a no go for me.

I never said that the quote came from you. I involved his post in my reply to you. Again, you guys need to learn how to read and learn how to communicate with other people. It's not all about you...

I don't give a **** what you said, someone brought it up in the thread. That's why your dumb**** said



you ****ing moron.

lol

Are you kidding me? I grew up in a house with a home phone and it was NEVER on the receiver so your argument is a lame one. It is just as easy or hard to find a cell phone as it is a home phone.

How is it going south? I don't see why you would need to use the phone for an emergency like the Boston bombing anyway if we're talking HOME phone. Cell service wasn't completely shut down in Boston...

That's YOUR fault for buying a secondhand phone instead of an Android device.

How does having a landline mean you're prepared for an emergency? Cell phones are portable and you can replace the battery if it dies. Give me one good, solid example of an emergency where a land...

you have a cell phone number AND a home phone number. Seriously, I haven't met anybody younger than 30 that has both, What's the purpose?

Less pathetic than the OU conference champ claim.

Huh? And I'm not comparing it, I'm saying the Alamo bowl ring thing is less of a pathetic deal than the co-conference champion bull****.

Oh shut the **** up. You guys claim "co conference champions" with a team that beat you!

I pay $20 a month for 2 GB on my ipad so you are getting scammed. I can go through 50 MB in an hour easily.

I was there.

Is it weird that I find satisfaction in stories like these much like a Christian finds satisfaction in stories about finding Jesus?

Say goodbye to access. 10 doctors in the area just told me they are about to force their patients to pay a yearly fee just to have them as their doctor because regulations are so tight. Not to...

I'm still worried about the legal implication of selling it to a 15 year old if the age of consent is 17. Should I demand a police report to cover my ****?

Still not sure how I am supposed to tell if someone is 15. Guess I'll just refuse to sell without a drivers license.

If you own a silencer for a weapon, are you obligated to show your paperwork to range employees in order to shoot?

I blame Brandon Weeden.