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    You guys have some strong opinions about butt...

    You guys have some strong opinions about butt stuff.
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    There haven't been any school stootings in...

    There haven't been any school stootings in Colorado since recreational pot has been legal.
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    They gave me the versed/valium combo, but it...

    They gave me the versed/valium combo, but it didn't knock me out. The doctor started the procedure, and I grabbed the rail on the bed. He said, "you're still awake?" I said yeah, so he told the...
  4. A great song and dance man.

    A great song and dance man.
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    That, I don't know. Our working name for it is...

    That, I don't know. Our working name for it is just Ft Bliss Replacement Hospital.
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    Close. When we get done with it, hopefully next...

    Close. When we get done with it, hopefully next year, it will be the replacement for Beaumont. It's massive.
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    Nah, El Paso. Sky Harbor's deadbeat brother.

    Nah, El Paso. Sky Harbor's deadbeat brother.
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  10. You mean people aren't just boycotting football...

    You mean people aren't just boycotting football because of the national anthem thing?
  11. I've had Sling Orange/Blue on Roku for 2 years...

    I've had Sling Orange/Blue on Roku for 2 years now. In that time I haven't missed an OU football game. Since Roku also has the WatchESPN app, I see all the games that are only on ABC on there....
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    I'll tell you if you help me find the Kasey...

    I'll tell you if you help me find the Kasey Studdard thread.
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    Landthieves are safe. Horns and aggies better...

    Landthieves are safe. Horns and aggies better watch their backs.
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    Or in my living room. There could realistically...

    Or in my living room. There could realistically be three there.
  15. Most inspirational Sooner of my youth would have...

    Most inspirational Sooner of my youth would have to be Candy Loving.
  16. This is now the official duck ****ing thread.

    This is now the official duck ****ing thread.
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    That was back in the - mid 80s? - I think. And I...

    That was back in the - mid 80s? - I think. And I could write a book about some of the stuff I saw among some of the families who lived on south 12th street in Sulphur. Definitely some non-branching...
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    Two of the ladies used to work at City Drug. The...

    Two of the ladies used to work at City Drug. The little guy who wore overalls and used to sit on Main Street all the time could be pretty mean, though. One day this drunk dude came walking along...
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    According to the Urban Dictionary: By that...

    According to the Urban Dictionary:



    By that standard, I wouldn't call Imagine Dragons Butt Rock.
  20. If a guy from West Virginia asks if he can get a...

    If a guy from West Virginia asks if he can get a rub off of ya, he's most likely asking for a pinch of snuff. If a girl from West Virginia asks the same question, she may also be out of Skoal.
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    Hudson's Big Country Store in Coalgate. First...

    Hudson's Big Country Store in Coalgate. First time I went in there to make a delivery I came out with a new pair of boots. Harold and Castle knew how to sell stuff.
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    In relation to the OP, we never had belt fights,...

    In relation to the OP, we never had belt fights, but I remember some epic "sword fights" with those orange Hot Wheels tracks. It usually ended with someone crying.
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    All that he was taking, especially all that...

    All that he was taking, especially all that fentanyl, should only be prescribed for something like terminal cancer. It's not like he accidentally took a few too many Lortabs. Really crazy what...
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    Yeah, I was born and raised in Ada but spent most...

    Yeah, I was born and raised in Ada but spent most of my young adult years in the general Arbuckle area of Sulphur/Davis/Ardmore. I had two different jobs as delivery driver for wholesale companies,...
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    One of the abandoned stores on Main Street in...

    One of the abandoned stores on Main Street in Wilson used to have a "Chuck Norris Museum." Hell, it may still be there. From what I could tell by looking through the windows it mostly consisted of...
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    When I was a young man we used to climb down the...

    When I was a young man we used to climb down the face of the Bromide overlook in Sulphur so we could sit in the cave and get high without worrying about getting busted.

    A few years ago I returned...
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    I never saw Martha Stewart do anything like that...

    I never saw Martha Stewart do anything like that with an old gas can.
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    I have, in fact, noodled. And I have a couple of...

    I have, in fact, noodled. And I have a couple of scars on my arms to prove it.

    Also, I once made a temporary repair to my 75 Ford pick up with baling wire I retrieved from a fence post.
  29. Damn, you can shoot yourself a lotta times with a...

    Damn, you can shoot yourself a lotta times with a 22 and not die.
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    Why do they call them circulars? They're not...

    Why do they call them circulars? They're not round.
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  32. I'm guessing their dad is a Billy the Kid fan.

    I'm guessing their dad is a Billy the Kid fan.
  33. Suicide is painless It brings on many changes ...

    Suicide is painless
    It brings on many changes
    And I can take or leave it if I please
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    You'd probably have to have a degree from Duke...

    You'd probably have to have a degree from Duke Law to figure it all out.
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    I thought it was Rom that started the Texas...

    I thought it was Rom that started the Texas Blonde thread here?
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    Had an inch of snow here in Atlanta last night,...

    Had an inch of snow here in Atlanta last night, so yes, the highways are a mess today. No problem for me, though, as I sit at home and consider a midmorning nap.
  37. Really should be more careful if you have a rifle...

    Really should be more careful if you have a rifle for an arm.
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    No way I would run or even mod a message board....

    No way I would run or even mod a message board. Or, if I did I would just let everyone do whatever they wanted and probably wind up getting investigated by the FBI.
  39. In before pic requests!

    In before pic requests!
  40. If we want to talk about shitty airports, I'll...

    If we want to talk about shitty airports, I'll definitely nominate Miami. Seems more like a giant bus terminal.
  41. In your dreams!

    In your dreams!
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    Yeah, that one is completely out of left field.

    Yeah, that one is completely out of left field.
  43. Anything other than another Mike Stoops thread is...

    Anything other than another Mike Stoops thread is welcome.
  44. Man, all these posts being out of order lately...

    Man, all these posts being out of order lately messes with my head.
  45. That's the play I was trying to think of. I knew...

    That's the play I was trying to think of. I knew it reminded me of Texas trying to tackle a Sooner.
  46. Ok, that one, too. At the end of the day,...

    Ok, that one, too.

    At the end of the day, Texas always sucks.
  47. Wow!

    Wow!
  48. Reminds me of a certain play against Texas a few...

    Reminds me of a certain play against Texas a few years ago.
  49. We might actually see Landry if this keeps up.

    We might actually see Landry if this keeps up.
  50. Are we sure Landry isn't disguised as Ben?

    Are we sure Landry isn't disguised as Ben?
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