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3 kids, then the snip snip. DTF.

I mean, would it have killed her to smile in maybe, like, half of those pics?

Think for an extra $100 you can have them set up mannequins in Longhorn jerseys? You could tape little jars of red paint to the dummies so they explode when they are shot for a nice blood splatter...

I am preparing to hear that Russell and Huggins both make it here. But then three projected starters find a way to get kicked off the team or quit two weeks before the opener. Happens every year...

I laughed out loud.

Maybe Trey Metoyer could be our possesson receiver Just make him run routes in the middle of the field only - no chance to be out of bounds.

If the kid is this stupid to play with fire and tease about cash and OSU through social media, and his recruitment, then OSU truly deserves this goob. Let's all hope he starts tweeting about weed...

You better not be messing with me. You mean to tell me we have TWO new D-lineman and they both could be eligible to play this Fall. This must be wrong

Oklahoma has a lot of ****. So there's also that.

Uhm, I don't think you are supposed to call them that anymore.

I didn't know Ice Cube, Snoop Dog, and Shaquille O'Neil were muslim....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_Muslims

Samantha Gordon just called your sons a bunch of pussies.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/21/sam-gordon-wheaties-good-morning-america-gma_n_2171347.html

I hope they make a bunch of baseball bats from the trees a print on them they are to be used on Harvey Up****.

FIFY. Feel free to tag me in when you get tired...

I picked my wife partially based on what I thought our kids might look like and whether I thought she would make a good mother. If I had picked a minority woman, my parents would have just had to...

That shade of yellow makes me think of blood in my urine. #kidneystones

Beat the **** out of Kansas 55-0 then throw a bunch or oranges on the field with the number 5 on them.

Stockar McDougle?? He ran a few plays yes?

I think I'm seeing double. Double D to be exact.

I knew Steve and I can tell you he was just as great a guy away from all the football stuff. Football didn't define how truly great a person he was. Sad, but I will celebrate his life lived well. ...

18-65ish. Think on the upper spectrum you have Lauren Hutton, Christie Brinkley, and Bo Derek, they are still very beautiful, ****y women.

Now some people think Jane Fonda (born 1937, i.e. 75...

Not Toby Keith.

This is just really sad. She was in the foster system since she was 12, turned 18 and was desperate for money. Heartbreaking under those circumstances.

Mine too. I have always wanted to check out the Vol Navy and this stadium, and the food. I am going for sure.

I have heard more about Coach Bedenbough and Coach Montgomery recruiting for Oklahoma players in the past three days than I ever heard about Kittle or Patton in the entire time they were here. THAT...

Yea, it was Joey, I thought that was Renee, they look a like.

This is exactly one of the plotlines to the movie Mallrats, starring Renee and Ben ****lick, er Afleck.

I met Kristen when she was getting inducted into the OK Hall of Fame two years ago. She was a hoot and really loves OK. Yes, she has been to plenty of Sooner games. She is an OU fan and a Thunder...

Anybody know how long it might take to have these kids taken away from their parents? I would think they might be in foster care or placed with a more stable relative for a few years.

I had a couple classes with Mike Gaddis and he was my partner on a couple cl**** projects. Great dude, very humble guy and a worker in the classroom. He almost made the Vikings squad too after the...

It'd be pretty sweet to get a bad-**** Hispanic or Latino coach (I do not know the difference between those two terms), then we could recruit the football equivalents of Eduardo Najera and Juan Avila....

The new Big Tex should come with two holsters each holding a Fletcher's Corny Dog.

There may be video out there of Kevin Steel getting ****-slapped by I believe one of his Carolina Panthers players - Kevin Greene. I don't want a coach that let players get away with that even if...

Hi. Fellow ****-****er here. Would it appease the OP if CBStoops hired one new coach from Mike's former staff at Zona, one coach from CBStoops previous coaching stints, and third, a complete random...

If these moves boost recruiting and help us not lose our perennial three games, then I am all for them! We were stale and even the "unknowledgeble football fans" among us could see it.

I'd hit it.

Thanks, you guys rock. Great suggestions. I'll try to most some pics of any hookers I see at the Flamingo if I don't get shanked.

It's leaving a hate-cult. Hope they can re-direct their lives to somethng more positive and loving. Life is too short to be a hate-monger. Maybe the Westboro haters will eventually die off and...

This is all for the wife. She has been to Mystere. She likes Asian food, Thai, Chinese, etc...I'll get to go to a steak place one of the nights.

Need any recomendations for which one of these types of shows to go see in Vegas. Also - any restaurant recomendations welcome too. Thanks.

What would be truly funny would be someone from here responding and referencing to the ad and contacting the athletic department asking to interview for the position.

Not getting a "good" recruitng day surprise is like getting to the bottom of the Cap'n Crunch and not finding your prize. *crosses fingers*

You know what they say, once you go black, you're a single mom.

I used to be really into recruiting. But Jamar Mozee, Eric Thunander, and Moe Dampeer happened. Never again.

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS. As soon as the NCAA hears or sees the letters SEC it's a closed case. The SEC could win the next 13 championships and the NCAA will still have both thumbs in their **** and...

Bawhahahahahahahhahahahhhhaaauugghhhhahahaha *snort* hahahbawhah****

He ought to tranfer to Texas A&M. Might cause a few Soooner fans to say Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

Sorry if I missed this, but does his status as a graduate exempt him from the rule that a player normally has to sit out one (1) year when transferring to another Division 1 school? I thought our...

Holy balls that is scary! Once when I about 7 at the grocery store with my mom an old lady put her car in forward instead of reverse and drove through the front of the store. It was a Sipes at...

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE READ ALL YEAR. Kudos to you, pop open a beer, you earned it.