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  1. I like pie.

    I like pie.
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    Tutelage taken thoughtfully by Tulsa tuba tooters.

    Tutelage taken thoughtfully by Tulsa tuba tooters.
  3. All I can say is, "cheesy bread with bacon and...

    All I can say is, "cheesy bread with bacon and jalapenos."
  4. As many as we want.

    As many as we want.
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    Or, you could take the entire tape out, flip it...

    Or, you could take the entire tape out, flip it over and reinstall it, and it would play the songs backwards. Can't do that with this fancy shmancy digital music.
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    And when you've waiting all damn day for this one...

    And when you've waiting all damn day for this one song to come on. It finally comes on, and you hit record in plenty of time. And the dumbass DJ talks over the entire intro portion.
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    Those seemed like such a cool idea. Until you...

    Those seemed like such a cool idea. Until you realized the tape player would eat those twice as fast as a regular tape.
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    BTW, the pic with the chicken sandwich came from...

    BTW, the pic with the chicken sandwich came from The Onion. It made me chuckle.
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    This is just screaming publicity stunt.

    This is just screaming publicity stunt.
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    That picture is clearly doctored! It has writing...

    That picture is clearly doctored! It has writing and stuff on it.
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    It appears to be a Subway chicken enchilada melt,...

    It appears to be a Subway chicken enchilada melt, yes.
  12. Well, that kinda makes me hope Bama won't win 6...

    Well, that kinda makes me hope Bama won't win 6 games this year.

    Oh, and in before the bamasooner shitstorm.
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    They move incredibly fast, and they can double...

    They move incredibly fast, and they can double back on you before you know it. Kinda like in the game.
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    http://imgur.com/sBid9SS.jpg

    http://imgur.com/sBid9SS.jpg
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    Believe it or not, you can find them about that...

    Believe it or not, you can find them about that size in southern Oklahoma. I had to remove one from a lawyer's office back in 92. I put him in one of those big popcorn cans that they have at...
  16. Yep. He was definitely taking the pot.

    Yep. He was definitely taking the pot.
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    But I thought Springsteen was some kinda commie,...

    But I thought Springsteen was some kinda commie, leftist who hates America?
  18. That was one of my favorite parts of OTR driving....

    That was one of my favorite parts of OTR driving. And the things women will do when they think no one can see them.
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    You know those aqueducts they have all over...

    You know those aqueducts they have all over California? Yeah, it's like right up there with killing a spotted owl to pee into those. But my father in law, a man in his early 80s, will still take...
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    http://imgur.com/I33bFJl.jpg ...

    http://imgur.com/I33bFJl.jpg

    http://imgur.com/EfNN44Q.jpg
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    I think they should bring back bag phones.

    I think they should bring back bag phones.
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    They ratted you out, man.

    They ratted you out, man.
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    Yeah, people probably get more rat shit in their...

    Yeah, people probably get more rat shit in their Cap'n Crunch.
  24. Ok, I'm thinking if you have that many breakouts,...

    Ok, I'm thinking if you have that many breakouts, you have a piss poor security system. Or at least one of the guards is corrupt.
  25. As always, The Onion cuts right to the heart of...

    As always, The Onion cuts right to the heart of today's headlines.
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  26. Most of the Southern leadership knew it. They...

    Most of the Southern leadership knew it. They weren't fighting to conquer the Union. They were just hoping to drag it out long enough to negotiate a settlement. Recognition from either Britain or...
  27. John Voight's accent in Anaconda was worth the...

    John Voight's accent in Anaconda was worth the price of admission. Whatever the hell it was supposed to be.
  28. That's a good representation of the school system...

    That's a good representation of the school system in Mississippi captured in one picture.
  29. My daughter's first teaching job (and this is in...

    My daughter's first teaching job (and this is in Mississippi, not Oklahoma) was as a high school biology teacher. What makes that absurd is that she didn't take anything other than the biology class...
  30. I have to admit, that's one of the funniest...

    I have to admit, that's one of the funniest things he's ever written. But, it's auto-correct's fault.
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    You must have been in Ada, Oklahoma.

    You must have been in Ada, Oklahoma.
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    Personally, I hope Dean Blevins never retires. ...

    Personally, I hope Dean Blevins never retires.

    http://imgur.com/dwUtnA0.jpg
  33. I find myself strangely aroused now.

    I find myself strangely aroused now.
  34. And one thing that isn't talked about much...

    And one thing that isn't talked about much anymore is how passionate many of the Confederate leaders were in their desire to expand the Confederacy to Central and South America. Hell, most people...
  35. It wasn't on the list, but I'd bet I saw Night of...

    It wasn't on the list, but I'd bet I saw Night of the Comet a few dozen times back in the 80s. Because, well, Kelli Maroney in her underwear.
  36. I only got 12. A movie has to be so bad that...

    I only got 12. A movie has to be so bad that it's good before I'll sit all the way through it.
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    I knew a few guys, and gals, who worked as COs at...

    I knew a few guys, and gals, who worked as COs at one of the "regional correctional facilities" in Mississippi. The turnover on that staff was unbelievable. It's not only a shitty job, but the pay...
  38. Yeah, I don't really buy that distracted driving...

    Yeah, I don't really buy that distracted driving should cover it. Make the penalty for texting and driving similar to the penalties for drunk driving, and I think you'd get some people's attention.
  39. It really is that simple.

    It really is that simple.
  40. In before Antebellum Thunderdome.

    In before Antebellum Thunderdome.
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    One other thing about my "prison experience" that...

    One other thing about my "prison experience" that seems funny to me now is how surprised I was that none of the guards or staff inside had any kind of visible weapon on them. I'm sure it's because I...
  42. Neither. Someone's gotta stay behind and look...

    Neither. Someone's gotta stay behind and look after the womenfolk.
  43. It's Bounce. He's kinda slow on the uptake.

    It's Bounce. He's kinda slow on the uptake.
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    Believe it or not, the only times I've ever been...

    Believe it or not, the only times I've ever been in a correctional facility was back in the mid-80s when I worked as a route salesman for a wholesale company. A couple of times a month I had to...
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    Did someone say gay abortion?

    Did someone say gay abortion?
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    And speaking of Back in Black, that 8 track more...

    And speaking of Back in Black, that 8 track more than any other was the soundtrack to the summer I got my driver's license. To this day, when I hear it I think about drinking Pearl out of a bottle...
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    Looks like someone is trying to recruit that Sims...

    Looks like someone is trying to recruit that Sims kid down in Hooks.
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    Oh, it does, but I think it would have been that...

    Oh, it does, but I think it would have been that much better with Bon on it. (Bon on it. That sounds funny.) To me, it sounds like a Bon Scott album with someone else on lead vocals. From that...
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    I always catch shit for this, but to me AC/DC...

    I always catch shit for this, but to me AC/DC died with Bon Scott.
  50. Oh, shit. The actual scientist is here.

    Oh, shit. The actual scientist is here.
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