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**** SMOT!!!! I was just about done with that... ever heard of using 5 spoiler tags?

We've got a chocolate gollum!!!

http://i.imgur.com/7rovy8r.jpg


That's the same **** as Game of Thrones, right?

Well ****... looks like Midwest City is in for a mind erasing.



Everyone! Please look right here.

http://i.imgur.com/wtcBsBd.jpg

Which of the ****giest OW ****s would survive best in Narnia?

Excellent

Cool... still quite a bit left then...

I just picked up the flamethrower, so I figure **** is about to hit the fan!

Maybe, if the insurance companies and medical industry really wanted people to lose weight, your health insurance would pay for your gym membership, or you could at least pay for it with your FSA or...

So, I just arrived at the college. Is that pretty close to the end?

Doesn't make it okay... only if you are sucking ****.

I guess they both "got off"

I just want to backhand the **** out of adult men I see wearing those hats. I want to backhand the **** out of the parents of the young people I see wearing them too.

I don't know where I'd carry my cargo if I didn't have cargo pockets. Fanny pack?? Is that acceptable again? Man bag... murse?

Pics of bite!? Please!?!







I'm morbid.

I'm benevolent

Why won't Oorah answer any questions in his ***Ofishul Ask Oorah Anything*** thread in O'Connels?

I will celebrate by hiring a Mexican at Home Depot to trim the 14 trees in my yard for two bologna sandwiches and a mayonnaise jar full of g**** kool-aid... and since it's Juneteenth... I'll put...

It's awfully humid, and those polyester uniforms just don't breathe well after 4 donuts.

Godammit! So no cargo shorts... no earrings... no flips with jeans... what the hell am I supposed to wear! Next thing you'll tell me is my buttplug is **** too!

from top to bottom, left to right:



3, 1, 5, 7, 2, 9, 10, 4, 13, 6, 14, 8, 12, 11

**** Slams

I'll go with the guy who DIDN'T start the poll...


If you have to ask...

Both are pretty incredible... and almost totally opposite. I'd recommend either. Last of Us is kind of slow paced but pretty intense. Tomb Raider is pretty quick paced and more action. Both...

Have to agree with Yasiel again here. Nothing to take your mind off what just happened, than an awesome cheeseburger.

Agree with Yasiel Puig... but you will be ********d by hillbillies. $3.50 or sodomized? It's your choice.

Elmer's "It Be Bad" is in Tulsa. Pretty hit or miss. Might be great one time, average the next.


What is the name of the place in Ada? Bob's? I used to go there as a kid, and it was...

I don't know... but his roommate has been on him about **** stains in the toilet

Young man! Do you do everything a mod tells you?! If a mod said jump off the bridge would you? I want to meet these mod's parents... I'm not sure I like you hanging around with these message...

inside jokes are killing this board.

I've done that a couple times too! No shame.

hot girl is hot.

agreed... you can end up doing the same area several times. I've got to where if I **** up early I'll just stand in the line of fire, get killed and start again.

Oopsy... I looked to see if a thread had been started on this... didn't think to look there!

I don't think you can beat Albert G's as far as Tulsa BBQ goes... and I've always been fond of Jake's Rib in Chickasha.


I like Billy Sims food... but I've got to mark it down because of the...

According to an Oklahoma minister.

Is he right or is he a pompous ****?

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/06/16/methodist-minister-challenges-oklahoma-license-plate/

If the filthy dirt was black instead of green, then obviously racist.

Well yes I do agree that Texas does indeed suck donkey balls... But I'm not gonna write it on your belly in Sharpie.

Pretty fecking awesome.

****ing lizards...



Literally.

Is there a PayPal option for this wonderful organization?

Of course, then after that they're all like, can we buy your used Levis and dirty panties...

Well of course not... but yes.

Well thanks for ****ing it up for the rest of us... ****tiest use of "spoiler" tags ever.




Mods ban user immediately. Please.

Peach?

Great idea! We should all grab a cake... or pie... whatever...

I can lick my own eyeball... is that the same thing ladies?

I've loved you all, some more than others.

To be fair... there is literally **** showing in theaters right now... Can't think of a movie I'd pay to see.

Maybe you could send the kids to a movie, you and the wife stay home. Get that...

Settles it not going? Or settles it going?

And this is the movie you'd pick?

3.68... which I consider perfect.