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  1. When I was a prosecutor, I heard this story all...

    When I was a prosecutor, I heard this story all the time and thought that it was pure, unadulterated bullshit.

    Then, when I left the office, I saw... it happens.
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    Aw, don't feel bad about being wrong, 87. It's...

    Aw, don't feel bad about being wrong, 87. It's the internet. People expect you to be an anonymous ****wit.
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    Just for fun, I went to OSCN and picked a PB case...

    Just for fun, I went to OSCN and picked a PB case at random. The will involved a pour-over trust. Doing a cut-and-paste job with that document would be meaningless. Unless you happen to already...
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    a LOT of Crystal Method. Also works well for...

    a LOT of Crystal Method. Also works well for driving. :)

    My son devised a 5 minute workout made up of a single compound movement. That one requires Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies.

    (Start in...
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    Have you learned nothing from the lesson of Ed...

    Have you learned nothing from the lesson of Ed Gruberman?
  6. Thread: Easter Week

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    Happy f'n Passover (2nd night tonight)

    Happy f'n Passover
    (2nd night tonight)
  7. Ah, yes. The "Texas is going to be awesome"...

    Ah, yes. The "Texas is going to be awesome" article. Right on schedule.

    Next up: Team on the rise!
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    There is a breathtaking amount of money being...

    There is a breathtaking amount of money being made due to the efforts of these kids. The 11 Billion dollar TV contract the NCAA just signed would--OBVI--not be possible without the young men playing...
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    You are not that white. You listen to country...

    You are not that white. You listen to country music, but prefer other genres, and even though you’ve done the Chicken Dance, you really hate yourself for doing it. You do, however, have a special...
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    Don't date psych majors; they're all trying to...

    Don't date psych majors; they're all trying to find out what's wrong with themselves. (Dad's parting words before I went to OU).

    Don't sleep with anyone who has more problems than you do.

    If...
  11. To be fair, Mr Tramel did give a list of jokes of...

    To be fair, Mr Tramel did give a list of jokes of which he would approve.
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    I'd spent years and years watching. I still have...

    I'd spent years and years watching. I still have happy memories of sitting with my Grandma, watching the Mets play. Everyone else, EVERYONE else in the family (her second husband brought with him a...
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    It's a beautiful game. There's no "running...

    It's a beautiful game.

    There's no "running out the clock". Every game goes until the last out, and until that last out, anything can happen.

    You can compare great players from age to age,...
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    In With The New

    http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c367/oldnslo/031_zpsf421230b.jpg

    Sold the 1988 M3

    Bought the 1990 964 C2
    ...
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    The Princess wishes to major in English, so that...

    The Princess wishes to major in English, so that she can be an editor. Her degree will be necessary.

    Unlikely? Against the odds? I understand.

    And yet, her cousin, majoring in Dance, has...
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    Selling: Sold! Thanks for the interest!

    Sold! Thanks for the interest!
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    Anita Hill was my professor for Contracts I & II....

    Anita Hill was my professor for Contracts I & II. Nice lady.

    I'm under the impression she's not a liar.
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    Sorry to hear it. Time makes it better, but 4...

    Sorry to hear it. Time makes it better, but 4 years later, I still miss my Dad.

    You're in my prayers.
  19. Thread: E = F?

    by Oldnslo
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    When I was a kid, NY schools didn't use A-F. We...

    When I was a kid, NY schools didn't use A-F. We had E xcellent; G ood; S atisfactory; U nsatisfactory; and I think failing. There was also an IS grade for "improvement shown".
    I don't remember...
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    I'm kind of the designated executioner for my...

    I'm kind of the designated executioner for my entire family. I always stay.

    But, I've got to tell you, putting down Grandma was tough. TOUGH.
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    the toe hole... THE TOE HOLE

    It's a great big world we live in.
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    HFBD!

    HFBD!
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    Sushi Roku in Vegas, Omikase, with sake to match...

    Sushi Roku in Vegas, Omikase, with sake to match the courses.

    So I now know how to eat a fish head.

    Step One: be drunk first.
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    The perfect storm is about to happen. Book it: ...

    The perfect storm is about to happen. Book it:

    Johnny Manziel, Dallas Cowboy.

    Jerry MUST HAVE HIM!
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    Ok. If you haven't done anything by now, and...

    Ok. If you haven't done anything by now, and it's too late to make reservations and all the good cards are gone, here's what you do:
    1) At the card store, there are always blank cards. Pick one...
  26. I thought it was about his non-profit...

    I thought it was about his non-profit organization!

    my bad.
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    shit. I was going to make this awesome joke...

    shit. I was going to make this awesome joke about strippers and credit card slots, but you ****s have gone and made this a serious thread about cash, the future, and the meaning of money.

    I...
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    I am GROOT!

    I am GROOT!
  29. Thread: Random Thread

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    When I was a prosecutor, we had a "name of the...

    When I was a prosecutor, we had a "name of the week" contest. But you had to personally prosecute the individual in order to submit the name.

    I named my dog after one of my "winners". Exxon. ...
  30. How about that Sugar Bowl, huh?

    How about that Sugar Bowl, huh?
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    Had a salad at Fridays in Tulsa where there had...

    Had a salad at Fridays in Tulsa where there had to be a cup of water at the bottom of the bowl. Good news: the waiter checked on us NEVER and I was with a client on our way to a mediation.

    Had...
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    Selling: http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c367/oldnslo/72a...

    http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c367/oldnslo/72a6daf3-ede7-48e7-a47b-1bd13b10bbea_zps2e001d84.jpg
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    HFBD,DH!

    HFBD,DH!
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    Selling: And, yes, I realize that this is an unusual place...

    And, yes, I realize that this is an unusual place to make this offering. But, all in all, if I'm selling it, I'd rather give my fellow Sooners first shot at it.

    :)
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    Selling: Own A Piece of Automotive History

    I'm selling my 1988 e30 BMW M3.

    This is the real thing. The car is all original, numbers-matching, and low mileage. I'm the 4th owner; all of us have taken care of the car. The car comes with...
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    This is Valentines day after nearly 24 years of...

    This is Valentines day after nearly 24 years of marriage: The Princess is competing in the state finals of Academic Bowl in El Reno and has a BBG event in Dallas. So, The Wife Unit and I are having...
  37. Thread: Legal question

    by Oldnslo
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    Start with a letter outlining what remains on the...

    Start with a letter outlining what remains on the punch list. Include a reference to his agreements with you and a timeline of repairs. Send it certified mail, return receipt. Keep in mind that this...
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    My Dad passed away a few years ago after a battle...

    My Dad passed away a few years ago after a battle with PSP. I'm so sorry for your loss. Your Dad sounds like he was a great guy and a best friend.
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    Oh. You've got someone's email password or...

    Oh. You've got someone's email password or something similar.
    Be careful.
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    I know that I said I'm out, but apparently I'm a...

    I know that I said I'm out, but apparently I'm a glutton for punishment. Anyway, for those unfamiliar with reading statutes: you can't draw a holographic will for someone else.
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    This is what 87 said, and it's not correct. If...

    This is what 87 said, and it's not correct. If Mom dies first, Grandma's will almost certainly has a provision to deal with it. ONLY if it doesn't (which would be a horrible gaffe by the drafter)...
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    Sly, you're missing the point. See, because 87...

    Sly, you're missing the point. See, because 87 has done something, it must be right. And if it happens to be working out for him this one time, then he's obviously an expert on all that can happen....
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    Be careful. You're saying not only that you're...

    Be careful. You're saying not only that you're going to burn your source, an absolute no-no in undercover work, but also that the information will give you certain leverage.

    This sounds like...
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    Can you hear a difference, Spanky? I can hear...

    Can you hear a difference, Spanky? I can hear one with compression under 169k, but not 320.
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    This kid and his brother pissed on an LSU shirt...

    This kid and his brother pissed on an LSU shirt playing pick up basketball on signing day.

    Got it.
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    There is no one-size-fits-all answer. Let me...

    There is no one-size-fits-all answer. Let me paint a picture: I have a wife, 2 kids and a house. I went with a trust because it offered benefits I wanted to have. My buddy Terry has a wife, 2...
  47. Oh, come on! Y'all have never done the "Dutch...

    Oh, come on! Y'all have never done the "Dutch Oven" (sometimes known as the Conestoga Wagon) to your beloved?

    That's when you're both in bed, and the perpetrator lets one rip, quickly throwing...
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    PM sent.

    PM sent.
  49. I'm the complete opposite. If I'm at the office,...

    I'm the complete opposite. If I'm at the office, I'll go if I must, but only to the bathroom down the hall. I've marked my territory. I like the big office best, but will take another stall if I...
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    I appreciate your willingness to get the last...

    I appreciate your willingness to get the last word. Ignorance at high volume is stupidity.

    Good day, Sir.
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