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God: I love all my children equally.
*Later that day*
God: I don't care for Job...

I'm not a man who likes to swear, but I've never cared for the sound of bein' alone.

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I tried to find this pic awhile ago for a space shuttle thread. Throwing it here, now.

Patterson.

Let's plug her in on the D-Line - we need a runstopper.

Man, that cop sure does feel powerful and important.

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Inflation rises between 1%-3% per year. Shouldn't the minimum wage follow this increase?

No way they'll get first degree murder to stick. Seems like the DA would be better off going for a lesser charge.

At the risk of editorializing, these women are guilty, and must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion. Otherwise, their behavior could incite other women leading to anarchy of biblical...

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Some of us didn't get to see any of these things.

Did you know I'm a mod now? It's no big deal, really...

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I wish I hadn't added a click to this ****head's count.

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As a regular drunk driver, this doesn't affect me.

Logically, it does.

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It's a culture thing and, though not entirely their fault, Bill Cosby was quite correct in calling it out.

I will watch Gia, and mourn. We'll always have Cyborg 2.

I agree.

We offered Harden as close to max as we could; about $1 million per year less than what he got from the Rockets. Harden was greedy, may he lay mired in mediocrity deep in Tex****.

FTF****

want.

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Yay, a fat chick.

I can watch hockey on my phone.

Well, my grandpa was in the middle of getting his card, which would have made it super easy for me, but he passed before it went down. I've talked to my dad about getting his death certificate, but I...

My favorite Luther quote is "Man is a snow-covered dunghill."

I'm 1/8th.

Natives had this land for thousands of years and did jack **** with it.

White man's burden, Lloyd, my man. White man's burden.

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Cherokee, like everyone else in Oklahoma, but no card.

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I was working tech support and there was a woman in her mid-50's that handled spanish. Her name was Senaida - this was while all the si se pueda **** was going on. She was 100% against amnesty. She...

Don't call me liberal, round-eye. I own a gun and shave with a straight razor.

Mohammed went around converting people at the tip of a sword (while ****ing children). Do you really think it would be ethical or smart for long-term occupation to proselytize while killing husbands,...

lolwut?

I ****ing hate illegals. Mexicans especially. They'll make America a ****hole just like they did their own country.

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Funny since religion is also classified the same by other doctors.

Religious zeal and military action go hand-in-hand, and history bears that out.

However, as a part (or ugly protrusion) of our government, God has no place in the military; just as facts have no...

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M-o-o-o-n... that spells wolf.

So, Australopithecus, Homo habitus, Homo erectus et al aren't enough for you?

Re: God of the gaps: Jeff is talking about Christians who use the "God of the gaps" argument. Can't explain that, must...

Gabe, is that you?

They were also missing like 20 players off the two-deep.

Why? So you can pretend like you're interested?

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