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  1. That's not very nice, Mr. Ninja.

    That's not very nice, Mr. Ninja.
  2. I had an employee friend me on Facebook. She...

    I had an employee friend me on Facebook. She calls in sick a few months later, telling me how she cant leave the house without it coming out both ends. Fair enough. 3 hours later she's posting...
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    Hey man, no judging here. Up-front and honest, I...

    Hey man, no judging here. Up-front and honest, I like it.
  4. I had to edit. I thought it was fine, so **** yo...

    I had to edit. I thought it was fine, so **** yo momma.

    Also - *too
  5. 1) Not happening 9) What if they punt it into...

    1) Not happening
    9) What if they punt it into the stands?
    10) Only if someone is removing Jim Traber's cholostomy bag and beating him with it.

    4 aint happening either, we'll be fetching iced...
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    LOL. You're so full of shit! (I know this...

    LOL. You're so full of shit! (I know this because I too can talk a good game). I'd love to see real-life in the DM casa, with you begging the wifey to go out with the boys.
    Making promises,...
  7. Always Alaska...

    Always Alaska...
  8. Thread: KFC

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    KFC

    Stopped there tonight and picked up a family meal... first time I've had KFC in at least 5 years, probably much longer than that. WTH has happened to that place? The extra-crispy was so damn salty...
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    There's Only One

    There's Only One
  10. Yep, you got it. It was pretty close to the same...

    Yep, you got it. It was pretty close to the same time we had Great Sooner Moments showing us the last-second play to beat mighty Baylor!

    Those were the days....
  11. I'm holding out for the Sooner Shockwave. ...

    I'm holding out for the Sooner Shockwave.

    Let's see how many of you ****ers know what that is/was.
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    I think that's exactly what it is re: Nic's. ...

    I think that's exactly what it is re: Nic's. I've got friends who wont even bother because it's a bit of a pain in the ass. Not this dude... I'm self-employed, I've got the time, I'll wait for...
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    Tell us the story about umpiring the game between...

    Tell us the story about umpiring the game between Babe Ruth and Barry Bonds' teams...
  14. Stop bragging.

    Stop bragging.
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    A) Fainting goats are cool B) That's a...

    A) Fainting goats are cool

    B) That's a badass truck, and this is coming from a Chevy man.

    C) I like both Dean and 87 and it pains me to see them going at it. Kinda seems like they should be...
  16. Yep, I miss them. In spite of their fans...

    Yep, I miss them. In spite of their fans progressively becoming bigger ass holes every year since 2000, it was still my favorite rivalry outside of the Cotton Bowl.

    I miss the road trips to their...
  17. Yep, because literally everyone on this thread...

    Yep, because literally everyone on this thread said that. You stupid motherfucker.
  18. It's not a lack of intelligence, it's that he...

    It's not a lack of intelligence, it's that he just doesn't give a ****. He's never been held accountable for anything in his life. I mean shit, what'd he miss last year over his BS? 1 half of...
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    Let them play! Let them play!

    Let them play! Let them play!
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    Cool story time.... First-hand experience with...

    Cool story time....

    First-hand experience with this. Granted, it's been 30 years, but anyhow. We were a very good LL team. Won our league, most tournaments, but couldn't ever win State. We...
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    Please post less.

    Please post less.
  22. I like the way you...

    I like the way you thinkhttp://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/08/17/zavubara.jpg
  23. Damn.. Lexus went with a complete Top 20. ...

    Damn.. Lexus went with a complete Top 20.

    Well done my brother.
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    Great minds...

    Great minds...
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    Toombs I think

    Toombs I think
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    I'd love to stay here and talk about it but I've...

    I'd love to stay here and talk about it but I've got to GTFOOH!!!
  27. LOL'd

    LOL'd
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    Poll: My last "new" one was a 2012 Chevy Crew-Cab Z71. ...

    My last "new" one was a 2012 Chevy Crew-Cab Z71. 5.3L V8 and was getting 21 mpg... damn, I loved that truck. Business crashed, had to liquidate and take a step down in many regards, so now I...
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    My eyesight sucks way too much to see if I'm...

    My eyesight sucks way too much to see if I'm there.

    Someone be sure and let me know.
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    Love Beaver Lake, pretty much hate Eureka Springs...

    Love Beaver Lake, pretty much hate Eureka Springs nowadays. Crappy food, jack-shit to do, and full of bull-dykes.

    When the best meal you have on a week-long trip is Pizza Hut, time for something...
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    Dudes, I've got a solid 5 1/2 and I'm feeling...

    Dudes, I've got a solid 5 1/2 and I'm feeling like Ron Jeremy right now.

    I appreciate the confidence booster!
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    Poll: I voted for Dean. No way in hell I was allowing...

    I voted for Dean. No way in hell I was allowing a shutout.
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    Holy Lord, that is beautiful.

    Holy Lord, that is beautiful.
  34. Will Bob Stoops end his long time policy of...

    **** off, ****sucker.

    Signed,

    Everyone

    This was strictly in jest, it just seemed like the appropriate response.
  35. Captain ****ing Obvious to the rescue... ...

    Captain ****ing Obvious to the rescue...

    Seriously, quality post. Daaaaaaaamn fine post.
  36. We had a buddy like that, we called it "laying...

    We had a buddy like that, we called it "laying carpet". Within 2-3 minutes of any conversation, he would start laying the carpet.

    Dude was a decent athlete, but never played baseball, only...
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    Damn, that's just sad. That kid had everything...

    Damn, that's just sad. That kid had everything and has pissed it away.

    I guess I'm getting old and soft, but I'm actually hurting for the dude. It's probably not getting any better from here...
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    I like that avi, not sure about the name....

    I like that avi, not sure about the name....
  39. Man, didnt know that, sorry to hear. She was a...

    Man, didnt know that, sorry to hear. She was a really nice woman, printed a lot of t-shirts for us back in the day.

    A quick Google search shows that he himself passed away in 2011. Damn.
  40. That place just sucked in its last few years. ...

    That place just sucked in its last few years. The owner was either your best friend or a total dick.

    Always calling me "friend", while being an ass to someone else.
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    His group sat next to ours at Zios (gross) on...

    His group sat next to ours at Zios (gross) on Fathers Day.. he's a big dude, much bigger than I realized. And I have to add, as a total-hetero married male, kid is one good-looking feller.
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    The storm that was right around Norman (I just...

    The storm that was right around Norman (I just assumed this was it) last Wednesday or Thursday had some wicked lightning with it, especially up high in the clouds. It was impressive.

    I was on the...
  43. Understandable. I'll go ahead and call dibs on...

    Understandable. I'll go ahead and call dibs on the next 5 seconds.
  44. Going in twice, are ya?

    Going in twice, are ya?
  45. Flashback to Cool Hand Luke. Got my mind right,...

    Flashback to Cool Hand Luke. Got my mind right, boss.
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    Fatburger with bacon and a fried egg, onion...

    Fatburger with bacon and a fried egg, onion rings, lots of water.
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    Kendalls in Noble. Chicken fry, mashed taters,...

    Kendalls in Noble. Chicken fry, mashed taters, green beans, salad.
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    Whatever they're serving at Disneyland... hot...

    Whatever they're serving at Disneyland... hot dogs, churros, that kind of shit I suppose.
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    I couldnt wait, I ordered the Weber Smokey...

    I couldnt wait, I ordered the Weber Smokey Mountain 22.5 from Home Depot, supposed to arrive here at the casa by next Thursday. Cost me 430 bucks, free shipping. I had a 100.00 gift card from...
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    Thanks for the info, I may need idiot-proof. ...

    Thanks for the info, I may need idiot-proof.

    Also, Slovacek's JalapeƱo & Cheese Sausage may just be the greatest thing on Earth.
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