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Houston has a baseball team?



Yes, I know they do. They're the ones that have the jerseys that look like the wallpaper at my grandma's house.

Addicts don't abuse substances to make them feel good. They do it to make themselves feel normal. That's a small, but very important distinction.

I have a compromise solution. Leave the photo there, but have her flip over to hide the offensive words. Everybody wins.

The French word for paperclip is trombone. Which is appropriate, really.

Update: My team still sucks.

That is all.

If the bags are too high in the meat department, it seems the easiest thing to do would be to bring one from the produce department.

If you aren't getting the trim you expect, it's probably a good idea to investigate your lower unit.

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They are headed for a fall of epic proportions. This one will be fun to watch.

I like where this thread is going.

The only waxing story I have is when this angry chick threw a candle at me. Might have ended there, but she got lucky and hit me right above the ear. That made...

The first time I saw that story I wondered if maybe they breaded and deep fried them.

**** that. I say we all leave early. What are they gonna do?

Tackleberry is still on the force?

It's pretty cool, really, because they can't run away.

20 years ago....I was a lot more than 14.

Nah, you can have **** with crippled chicks.

I won't lie. 20 years ago, if I had $30, I would have bought weed.

$30 won't even buy dirt weed anymore.

Go right ahead if you want to, but you'll never hear me complain about the perils of the ****.

The ****anese seem to misunderstand the concept of ball licking.

Well, this doesn't seem to be a booty **** thread.

Is this really The End? Seems like I've seen a couple of others this morning.

Satan has an ****? And it's gonna hurt?

Is this a booty **** thread, too?

Yeah, I'll have to bow out, too. Overheating and gas are a dangerous combination.

Buttsecks, you say?

0.93 for me. I won't start freaking out unless it gets over 1.00.

You should have requested pics. You can't really know if your data issues are solved unless you download some pics.

My early years were mostly spent with my grandmother babysitting me, so when she didn't show up at the usual time one day, I asked my mom where she was.

Mom: She died.
Me: So, can I see her?...

$30 is way too low. You can't trade that amount for any kind of good drugs anymore.

I can identify with that.

I also have folks who ask me for a price and send me nothing but the specs. The specs are important, yes, but how about some sizes, quantities, **** like that?

Post reported.

And duly noted.

Got a link for that or are you just talking out of your **** again?

Y'all sure are an argumentative bunch.

I've watched as the stress of the commercial construction business killed several good friends from heart attacks, stroke, alcoholism, etc.

And even though I cuss it myself and know it's probably...

I had to share the responsibility, along with my brother and my sister, of taking care of our dad. It's one of those life changing moments the first time you have to change a parent's diaper.

Kim's story breaks my heart.

I sprinkle when I tinkle, so before you squatty, wipe the potty.

Plus, when a lake is drained, it's really cool to go pick up the old bottles and cans that had been on the bottom.

You aren't littering. You are supplying artifacts to the environment to be...

Not in Texas. It's not like hobos are hookers.

We talkin' mountain lions or cougars? I'm more interested in cougars.

Home team ahead in the bottom of the 5th, I do believe you're right.

My guys voted and decided they didn't want to make the playoffs. They'd rather start their vacations as early as possible.

Great minds, and all that.

Please expand on the list of things you do like crammed down your throat.

If the campfire is in your hair, dropping and rolling is the correct thing to do.

And what a weird turn her life took after those movies.

I walked 12 miles today. Because I wanted to.

I'm seriously disturbed.

I know for a fact that back in the 80s, Wal-Mart would, too. Well, if you were friends with the person running the photo lab.

And now we know why Craig James walks free today.

I chose the mystery box. :bang:

It's been almost two decades since I lived there, but there used to be this little place on Fremont that advertised Authentic Cuban Hand Rolled Cigars. When you went in, sure enough, there were two...