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    Thank every one of you. You've all grown up to...

    Thank every one of you. You've all grown up to be such good boys. I loved all your mothers very much.
  2. Here if you need me...

    Here if you need me...
  3. Do I need to hold you earrings for that?

    Do I need to hold you earrings for that?
  4. Im'ma start a thread for Embarrassing innernet...

    Im'ma start a thread for Embarrassing innernet message board acquaintances I know.
  5. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! ...

    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

    https://media.giphy.com/media/3og0ILyI5lnZR3E5EI/giphy.gif
  6. https://image.ibb.co/mgU8xk/b365940b3424589f805583...

    https://image.ibb.co/mgU8xk/b365940b3424589f80558381982d33ed.jpg
  7. Has this been resolved yet?

    Has this been resolved yet?
  8. Bless their hearts.

    Bless their hearts.
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    The 2 year is the "you break it, we replace it"...

    The 2 year is the "you break it, we replace it" coverage. It's an unlocked phone.
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    Yeah, Mixer. Just got an offer for $200 off a...

    Yeah, Mixer. Just got an offer for $200 off a Moto Z with a free 2 year coverage plan.
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    My dick is so hard right now.

    My dick is so hard right now.
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    https://image.ibb.co/bMaDca/p6.jpg
  13. Yassssss!!!!!! With Crimson n Cream facepaint,...

    Yassssss!!!!!! With Crimson n Cream facepaint, ala Braveheart... and then he could show his ass across the field to the other team right before kickoff.
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    I've been weighing the same thing. I've got the...

    I've been weighing the same thing. I've got the Moto X Pure right now and I like it a lot. It's a two year old phone now though, and still hasn't updated to Nougat. I don't know how I feel about...
  15. I'm really wanting one of those Ring Doorbell...

    I'm really wanting one of those Ring Doorbell things, so I can tell some meth head to get the **** off my porch.
  16. Didn't Bob do this then shift into 5 wide?

    Didn't Bob do this then shift into 5 wide?
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    He'd be horrible, but that never seems to stop...

    He'd be horrible, but that never seems to stop ESPN
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    Gets a job with ESPN calling games on Friday...

    Gets a job with ESPN calling games on Friday nights... gets Mack Brown fired.
  19. I just finished episode 5. Some things start...

    I just finished episode 5. Some things start moving, but it needs to get on the stick.
  20. http://airwave.gomohu.com/#how-it-works Any...

    http://airwave.gomohu.com/#how-it-works

    Any thoughts on this thing? Could be a game changer.
  21. I'm still in, but I'm fading.

    I'm still in, but I'm fading.
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    Nice to see you back, Mac!

    Nice to see you back, Mac!
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    Well, off-season just got a lot more interesting.

    Well, off-season just got a lot more interesting.
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    Boston pancake?

    Boston pancake?
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    Alabama Hotpocket!?

    Alabama Hotpocket!?
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    Yes and yes.

    Yes and yes.
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    You forgot to mention your supermodel...

    You forgot to mention your supermodel wife/girlfriend.
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    Yoo sownd smert

    Yoo sownd smert
  29. You guys ever notice God spelled backwards is...

    You guys ever notice God spelled backwards is dog?

    https://media.giphy.com/media/XGIuAaVSDd69O/giphy.gif

    Yeah, I know. #thinkaboutthatshit
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    Too soon, I know. But... "So where we playing...

    Too soon, I know. But...

    "So where we playing next weekend?"

    "Where the hell is Pryor, Oklahoma?"

    "Is that the thing all the old, washed up hair bands play?"

    "Yeah, **** that."
  31. I've been having trouble with imgur lately, too. ...

    I've been having trouble with imgur lately, too. They've started forcing the app on everyone and it's lost a lot of functionality.
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    So... pics of you in makeup the little fairy dude...

    So... pics of you in makeup the little fairy dude did for you?
  33. Pics, names and numbers of women?

    Pics, names and numbers of women?
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    Meh. Boobs is boobs.

    Meh. Boobs is boobs.
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    Accident. Yeah, right. ...

    Accident. Yeah, right.

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    I wonderliced all your moms.

    I wonderliced all your moms.
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    I just can't get behind any particular player for...

    I just can't get behind any particular player for this season. I've enjoyed the game play and all the switch ups. I was rooting for Ozzy, but a guy like that can't be left in the game.
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    Again, 61st and Peoria.

    Again, 61st and Peoria.
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    No shit, right!? Pedro started wearing a new...

    No shit, right!? Pedro started wearing a new cologne in the taco stand and now the carnitas tastes like English Leather, and Julio won't do anything about it! EFF MY LIFE!! Amiryte!?
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    61st and Peoria.

    61st and Peoria.
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    Stop making sense.

    Stop making sense.
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    https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohzdNY6Sckzi3ubS0/g...

    https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohzdNY6Sckzi3ubS0/giphy.gif

    Resolved
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    It's not the content, it's imgur itself trying to...

    It's not the content, it's imgur itself trying to make me download the app, then the app sucks. Used to be able to upload, get the BBCode, drop it in, hit post and Bobs your uncle.
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    **** You Imgur

    Imgur has decided they don't want me to use them anymore to upload my always hilarious gifs and pics.

    What are some alternatives?
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    I got this. http://i.imgur.com/04RlnHu.jpg

    I got this.

    http://i.imgur.com/04RlnHu.jpg
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    Teen pregnancy!!

    Teen pregnancy!!
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    For my "promposal" back in '85... I walked into...

    For my "promposal" back in '85... I walked into the high school cafeteria, flopped my dong out onto a table and said, "Which of you ****es wants to go to prom?" I took the English teacher.
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    If not, I give the couple 1.5-2 years max

    If not, I give the couple 1.5-2 years max
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