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So what did you do all that time?

Sounds like someone has a little stinger ****

Damn! Only comes in youth sizes. Doesn't come in Fat-**** Lazy Wife sizes.

Where did you find that teeshirt. My wife is a big Denver Donkey fan. Plus she's a pudgy pig so it should go nicely.

I took a long and difficult test once and took me 5 times to p****. Seems like I couldn't parallel park. But I finally passed but I was traumatized as a result and only park in the far corner of the...

You're right. I am really tinse right now because my wife washed my underwear in really hot water and has resulted in me sitting at my desk all day with a wedgie. Would make anyone really tinse.

You can get some great deals on Craigslist. For example, just the other day I got a rub and tug for under $150. I bet we can get an offensive line coach AND an offensive coordinator for about the...

Unless it's the better looking uniforms then it should be us. :)

Didn't know if that is how it works, but I would ****ume so.

Us or them?

I would have carpet bombed your damn whiny ****es. Then you wouldn't be ****ing.

Heupel needs to hear this and get his play-calling **** in gear. He needs to at least try and keep the offense up with Mike Stoops whose defense is going to mudhole everyone else we play.

Not any more I don't. AP was fine before they got all pissy and withdrew from the BCS. Plus I question the competence of the AP voters. They have shown themselves to be pretty inept the last few...

Thanks Thurman. However I like the idea of Texas being the home team and having all their 5star recruits there gang banging on their sideline when we mudhole them.

What doe their trophy look like? A crystal _________?

AP poll doesn't count for anything anymore. They should quit publishing it.

OU or Texsucks?

Absolutely right! My guess is that Paterno's legacy is irreparably tarnished after this. Ego over doing what's right. Sad.

Dumb post. Those were kids. They should throw his **** in prison for the last couple of years of his life and have him bend over.

PhD in P*******ia perhaps.

Hope he is careful and doesn't drop his soap in the prison shower

I think that's a personnel carrier. And the tank's pretty cool too.