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    Toe Nail Ferry

    I lost another toe nail tonight. If I put it under my pillow will the toe nail ferry come?
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    It's been leaning left, and I consider myself a...

    It's been leaning left, and I consider myself a libertarian.
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    I just smacked my dick upside the head.

    I just smacked my dick upside the head.
  4. I guarantee he could get Rousey in a submission. ...

    I guarantee he could get Rousey in a submission. Motivation is everything.
  5. Thread: Yay jihad!

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    Are we to be the protectors of human rights...

    Are we to be the protectors of human rights throughout the world? This is a common practice through several countries, including ones we call friends. We ignore large cases of genocide and other...
  6. If she got me on the ground she'd have to deal...

    If she got me on the ground she'd have to deal with my 5th appendage.
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    I love driving around smoking weed, but I'm white...

    I love driving around smoking weed, but I'm white and am unlikely to get pulled over. It's just plain stupid for black people to do it.
  8. Thread: Yay jihad!

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    If they keep this shit up they're going to become...

    If they keep this shit up they're going to become an ally like Saudi Arabia.
  9. Gegard Mousasi toying with her. o9xjs2fWJEs

    Gegard Mousasi toying with her.

    o9xjs2fWJEs
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    That's what I was thinking. The only acceptable...

    That's what I was thinking. The only acceptable lawn ornaments are pink flamingos and ethnic jockeys.
  11. True, but a woman is still a woman. I may...

    True, but a woman is still a woman. I may totally underestimate her, and she would have me in an arm bar in a matter of seconds. But we judge her on fighting other women of similar size and...
  12. No need to be a dick, I told the story because...

    No need to be a dick, I told the story because you posted a pic of Royce and it was a chance to say "hey, I fought that guy". This was way before UFC was main stream and they made the majority of...
  13. Are you saying size and strength are irrelevant? ...

    Are you saying size and strength are irrelevant? Why are there weight classes? Posting a pic of a fat slow obese guy getting his ass kicked by a quick mobile fighter does nothing to prove your...
  14. Bold statement. Size and strength are huge...

    Bold statement. Size and strength are huge factors in fighting, that is why there are weight classes. By your logic Ronda would kick Charles Tapper's ass. He would kill her, not even a discussion,...
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    Join a gang.

    Join a gang.
  16. Magic discovered the cure years ago.

    Magic discovered the cure years ago.
  17. Bunch a pussies in here. I'd send that **** to...

    Bunch a pussies in here. I'd send that **** to the women's shelter.
  18. I put the period in there meaning you have to...

    I put the period in there meaning you have to fight her during her period.
  19. Could you take Ronda. Rousey in a street fight?

    She's just a 135 lb chick.
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    This thread could use some Markie Post. ...

    This thread could use some Markie Post.

    http://i1169.photobucket.com/albums/r507/jrattebery/0d530dbe8d339ba63479f3c2e8deebdb_zps5ee6dcc3.jpg
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    Why the hell couldn't god design our jaws with...

    Why the hell couldn't god design our jaws with enough room for wisdom teeth? Or is this evolution?
  22. Thread: OUHOOPS.COM

    by smot poker
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    Message board ownership is a hobby of the super...

    Message board ownership is a hobby of the super elite, it brings a lot of respect at the yacht club.

    Hopefully one day I can join the club.
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    Pits are a dog of peace, it's the fundamentalist...

    Pits are a dog of peace, it's the fundamentalist pits that are the problem.
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    Do you want to include non-fatal attacks? In...

    Do you want to include non-fatal attacks? In 2012 alone there were over 27,000 attacks requiring reconstructive surgery, 59% of those were caused by pits, yet they only make up 6% of the US dog...
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    Or research which breeds are responsible for the...

    Or research which breeds are responsible for the vast majority of fatal dog attacks.

    http://www.dogsbite.org/pdf/8-year-dog-bite-fatality-chart-dogsbiteorg.pdf
    ...
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    Damnit Keef, by conjuring up a dead thread you...

    Damnit Keef, by conjuring up a dead thread you are inherently creating a megathread.

    Don't blame the thread, blame the thread starter.
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    Hey dickhead, there is already a anti-megathread...

    Hey dickhead, there is already a anti-megathread thread.

    http://www.landthieves.com/board/showthread.php?54858-Megathreads-Suck!!

    Mods, please merge.
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    The only things I hate worse than pit bulls are...

    The only things I hate worse than pit bulls are megathreads and country rap music.
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    Absolutely, I'm just littering this board with...

    Absolutely, I'm just littering this board with pit bull threads. The last one I started was April 1, the one before that January 28, 2013.
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    Had a cousins daughter killed by one.

    Had a cousins daughter killed by one.
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    Maybe you shouldn't click on the thread.

    Maybe you shouldn't click on the thread.
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    Or don't live in a trashy neighborhood that would...

    Or don't live in a trashy neighborhood that would have pit bull owners in it.
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    If pit bulls mainly killed other pit bulls nobody...

    If pit bulls mainly killed other pit bulls nobody would be complaining.
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    Are you are saying that pit bulls have a high...

    Are you are saying that pit bulls have a high rate of bad owners? If Labradors had similar owners would they start mauling children to death?
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    Why can't you just get another breed that you can...

    Why can't you just get another breed that you can train to be incredibly well behaved? Pit bulls don't have some unique endearing quality that other breeds lack, with exception of their insatiable...
  36. Thread: I'm Awake!

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    It's the bane of her existence.

    It's the bane of her existence.
  37. Thread: I'm Awake!

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    You could always cut your husbands **** off...

    You could always cut your husbands **** off while he sleeps. That's what my wife would do.
  38. Damnit, so I guess I didn't win the pool...

    Damnit, so I guess I didn't win the pool predicting when Boz was gonna die. I had Sunday 8:39PM.
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    The real issue is pit bulls growing up without...

    The real issue is pit bulls growing up without fathers.
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    Cool stat: In 2013 Pit bulls made up roughly...

    Cool stat:

    In 2013 Pit bulls made up roughly 6% of the total US dog population but were responsible for 78% of fatal attacks.
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    I wouldn't take my kids to a house that owned a...

    I wouldn't take my kids to a house that owned a pit no matter how sweet and kind the dog supposedly is. While many dogs may bite, a pit bull has the propensity to maul a child to death. There is...
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    *****Warning this is very graphic***** ...

    *****Warning this is very graphic*****

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    Yeah, and I'm pissed about their lack of...

    Yeah, and I'm pissed about their lack of production.
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    Slow weekend for pit bull attacks

    Only two children killed.

    http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/animal-rights/pit-bull-attacks-kills-7-month-old-baby-boy
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    Popcorn

    Popcorn
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    Avocado

    Avocado
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    Bellybutton

    Bellybutton
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    Pea****

    Pea****
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    Damnit Nuked, you're a computer genius.

    Damnit Nuked, you're a computer genius.
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    Maybe the people that don't do it often are so...

    Maybe the people that don't do it often are so good at it that once a month is enough.
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