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OU drives for another touchdown.

Your soul is now fully demolished. In the void it leaves, there is only deep-fried sadness and regret. Your flask, too, is empty, but you lack the will to fill it...

I had to shoot my way out of section 218! Well maybe not that bad but we had two fights break out near us. Anybody else witness any carnage?

Talent? Hmmmmmm!

I'm not usually this way but I wanted us to hurt the MF real bad!

What I'm talkin about!
http://youtu.be/PtuIE5kPkkg

Me and you McRib, British Columbia spring 2014!

Anybody been heli skiing? It's on my bucket list. I worked a season at Vail as a kid right out of high school. Had some great powder days. Can't imagine how cool a heli trip would be.

So, do we wanna see FSU skull f__k the Huskies or is there somebody out there that's pulling for the dog?

How are you going to get to Telluride? Drive?

There are direct flights out of DFW to both Telluride(TEX) and Montrose(MTJ). The Telluride flights are a little pricey at $750. We're doing Montrose...

Steamboat's getting the most snow this year. Wolf creek usually gets the most but nothing there except skiing. Snowm**** is great if you're looking for lots of groomed blues. Breck is great but...

Frickin' 09 BYU game at Jerryworld. If Sam doesn't get hurt, he repeats as Heisman and we win #8!

Nope, that's not it!

Let's see how many comments we can come up with in 20 seconds ala Tosh.0.

****: Soda can pop top:
I betcha I can open up this can a pop with my ****!

On question #1, it's only gross if you prefer the older version.

On question #2, it's only gross if you're still actually doing the younger versions.

http://youtu.be/ocuL96syBJ8

Would we want him back?

Cold

If lovin' McRib is wrong,
I don't wanna be right

I know right? Lake Havasu is an awesome place. Surrounded by endless desert trails one on side, a beautiful lake surrounded by mountains on the other, Vegas nearby, skiing not too far away and side...

Just flew the boss out to Lake Havasu City to have one built. 350HP, 130 MPH. Crazy fun!

2Yui0APReQE

As a representative from a very large group of dreamers who started out in engineering school and couldn't hack it, a very respectful tip of the hat.

Tried hot yoga, kicked my ****!

Hee hee

I have questions.
Would I still enjoy the same benefits from my fallen off **** as I would from my normally attached ****? If not then the answer is no. If yes, then I still need to think...

C'mon dude, it's a simple question. You've pissed off the cook. He's either going to kick ur **** or piss in yur food. Given only those two choices, which would it be? We had a 30 minute discussion on...

We go to lunch, everybody orders the special except this one guy who orders some off the wall ****. This big burley cook, obviously annoyed, comes out to ask him how he wants it prepared. Given the...

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his **** and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease".
...

Well she's walking through the clouds
With a circus mind
That's running wild
Butterflies and zebras and moonbeams
And fairly tales

That's all she ever thinks about

Riding the wind

Married one. Didn't know at the time. I thought Fantasia was a normal enough name.

I have to be honest. I'm new to LT and just haven't been overly impressed with the content here. FINALLY, SOMETHING WORTHWHILE !

I can't believe we're even considering any other category except butt-shake because it is the ultimate avatar providing the most in entertainment value. We all know that Cthulhu has made/found the...

You need add - most likely to inflict a boner

Glorious indeed!!

Cable prooved he was a good coach at VCU. His downfall was believing there was nothing wrong with Mickey D all Americans that actually wanted to come to Oklahoma.

Stoopsy made a bad call on Martinez!

Don Key? Prolly needs to do more, huh?

Masterful!

We're friends!

We don't have a talented enough line to power run and our offense is designed around LJ's arm. And barlowd, one of your **** is bigger than the other one!

Is he that Iowa State db mother humper!

F__kin' aye!

Dear Mack:
We promise to stop being disrepectful as long as you promise to keep being UT's coach!
****wad!

Please promise me we'll never go there!

You ain't right!

You guys are all forgetting one of the greatest games ever. 2000 OU - TA&M. The 2000 season was such an incredible experience for us as sooner fans. Remember the the overwhelming tension and...

Doin the math on buy out numbers!

Damn is right! Mack's gonna need security before long. Great post!

Well done, mf cracked out!

The Belldozer, the Treydozer, the Dameondozer, the JBdozer and the Whitney Jonesdozer because she obviously had a little talk with her hubby's after the KState game!

To all those Texas fans who left early making my victorious departure less congested!