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do you have a cost comparison of status quo versus the enhanced tornado-proofing you are suggesting? Im currently designing a house and would love to utilize your analysis to make my home safer.

ive got black widows. at least i had them last year... apparently they like hanging out at the bj0 family country club. need to figger out better ways to kill them than with fire when im drunk.

go on...

she impailed her leg on piers morgan? what? wait... what?

OOOOOH. i get it.

thats a titload of ****

i could so ****ing save a life.

i once paid a stripper/hooker to piss on my buddy. he wasnt on fire though.

her tongue ring is fancy... imagine that thing rubbing up and down your circumcision scar... as she slowly begins to gnaw your **** off like its a turkey leg at the oklahoma state fair.

http://i.imgur.com/PfRhCb3.jpg

no. just no.

everyone mocked when he first said this was a may 3rd episode early in... seems he was right. newsok has the best combo of tech and weather ppl out in okc.

i have a flat safe in an unused area of my garage. i have been in it twice and havent been killed in a tornado yet. i could have done whatever i wanted and chose to take the chance of being blocked...

You are a terrible judge of people.

im at the bjo casa kickin' live.

ask bounce.

holy hell, they must use a **** ton of water.

truly an oklahoma treasure. fat-girl reverse cowboy... mmm mmm mmm mm mmmmmmmm.

please please please let dm be attacked and mauled by coyotes or feral dogs.

just like the way OG&E sends their power restoration guys all over the country. i for one am just fine knowing that there are others out there more experienced with these types of disasters than us...

<stoops>the rescuers are performing in a good way...</stoops>



my nipples are hard.

i felt exactly the same about you.

news is saying just heavy rain.

makes the searching harder, but at least its not 110 degrees and humid.

uhm, **** lips, i do live here.

you need to back the screws out a little before you blow your tampon out. take some of that misguided energy and concentrate on not being such a raging ****tard. ...

i bet bounces hands are shaking.

hahahahahahahahahahha. what a ****.

mallen, leaving the tags on yo flat screen is all the rage in the inner (or outer) city. get with it kid.

maybe as time passes we'll find out that the tornado didnt really happen.

on edit:

<<<<<<<<<<totally forgot i changed my avatard.

DO IT.

id rather be in an underground shelter than an above ground.

aubrey would have given 5.

no.

or big veiny ****s.

i once looted some ****.

just because i know many of you are drooling over that wife beater:

http://www.rue21.ca/en/for%20Guys/Tops/Tanks/SHE%20WANTS%20THE%20D%20TANK.aspx?color=BLACK

maybe hes trying to say that the south (OKC) will rise again? quit being such a flagist ****hole.

maybe she really wants the d. what the **** is your problem? quit being such a classist ****hole.

im looking for something like this:

http://www.tripline.net/trip/Path_of_the_Joplin_Tornado-0424207775021003AD43C13C53060EBC

seriously, any map of the path?

smh

how far south did the swath reach on sante fe??? the pics like like at least 14 15 16th are leveled. any ideas on how much further it goes???

**** YOU, YOU RACIST ****HOLE

is this legit? where is the pic someone posted earlier from noon today?

my heart aches for these people.

made me laugh.

still trying to find out if my brother in laws house made it.

good luck man... thats right in its path.

your avatar is distracting.

i work with a lot of people in NYC, Chicago Houston etc and I have been blown up. everyone is praying for us.

any word on Fancy's?

holy ****.

dear sweet jesus pray for romuhobbsulus