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    ****, it's getting worse. Can't they stop it?

    ****, it's getting worse. Can't they stop it?
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    5000 barrels may not be a big spill, but 210,000...

    5000 barrels may not be a big spill, but 210,000 gallons is. It's all about the number.
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    I'm here to help.

    I'm here to help.
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    Thanks, SoonerYesterday!

    Thanks, SoonerYesterday!
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    I wish Rastafarians went door to door.

    I wish Rastafarians went door to door.
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    ****. This is a tough decision. There's a lot...

    ****. This is a tough decision. There's a lot riding on it.

    I'm gonna go with Rastafarianism, but withhold right to change my mind.
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    People trying to understand god is like a dog...

    People trying to understand god is like a dog trying to understand algebra.
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    You can feel the loving light of Jesus radiating...

    You can feel the loving light of Jesus radiating from 87. It's truly inspiring.
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    I have never boycotted an entertainer or business...

    I have never boycotted an entertainer or business due to political opinion or their eagerness to voice it. If Hitler made good apple fritters then I'd buy em.
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    Condoms

    Condoms
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    Denied because he's disrespecting the cross by...

    Denied because he's disrespecting the cross by kneeling.
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    What do you do when OU plays on ESPN?

    What do you do when OU plays on ESPN?
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    Not surprised you're a road rager. This...

    Not surprised you're a road rager.

    This anti-American just left a Veterans Day ceremony where I stood next to veterans from WWII to Afghanistan and my daughter won the district wide essay contest...
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    I go diy style. ...

    I go diy style.

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    My grandkids may never drive a car.

    My grandkids may never drive a car.
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    I think I saw it on CBS Sunday Morning. Something...

    I think I saw it on CBS Sunday Morning. Something like 2% of the jobs are driving jobs and there's a bunch of supplemental jobs like all the roadside restaurants, hotels and stations you hit while...
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    i guess your Lamborghini or classic collector car...

    i guess your Lamborghini or classic collector car will plummet in price. Sell while there's still a market.
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    Suncoast?

    Suncoast?
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    Warren Buffett has discussed the issue since...

    Warren Buffett has discussed the issue since Berkshire owns Geico.
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    **** you. I better get my jet pack first. I've...

    **** you. I better get my jet pack first. I've been waiting since the the '84 Olympics.


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    NEVER?

    NEVER?
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    Here's where the problem lies. I'm not going to...

    Here's where the problem lies. I'm not going to a driverless car until ****ers like you go to a driverless car. I need to have the ability to retaliate.

    It's similar to gun ownership.
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    Saw a report about the jobs that are going to be...

    Saw a report about the jobs that are going to be lost with driverless vehicles. It's pretty astounding.
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    I don't know. Regardless, I'm pretty sure the...

    I don't know. Regardless, I'm pretty sure the computer will do a better job than humans. We kill around 35,000 people a year on our roadways.
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    Hell yeah. Mixing booze and extended family is...

    Hell yeah. Mixing booze and extended family is always a good time.
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    Self Driving Cars Are Here

    I know this is gonna upset the road ragers out there. But it's happening. We'll be able to cruise the streets high on legal marijuana in our self driving cars in the very near future.
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    I read it was not dishonorable. He got a big...

    I read it was not dishonorable. He got a big chicken dinner for domestic violence.
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    **** the ****e Girls, give me All Saints. ...

    **** the ****e Girls, give me All Saints.

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  29. Thread: 2017 MLB Season

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    Astros need one more game. No guarantee. It's...

    Astros need one more game. No guarantee. It's been fun watching, takes me back to the days I used to watch Astros baseball almost daily or listen on the radio. In college we couldn't afford cable...
  30. Thread: Kevin Spacey

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    M4dHf6jnwaU
  31. Thread: Sunglasses

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    j-F_yehDeXo

    j-F_yehDeXo
  32. Thread: Vasectomy

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    Well, that's what I'm aiming for, but I often...

    Well, that's what I'm aiming for, but I often over shoot.

    Aim low and shoot straight.
  33. Thread: 2017 MLB Season

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    Well, ****. My tickets got changed to tomorrow...

    Well, ****. My tickets got changed to tomorrow night. Gonna miss the OU game.
  34. Thread: Vasectomy

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    A guy told me I would lose the power behind my...

    A guy told me I would lose the power behind my ejaculations once I got snipped. Dude was wrong, I can still hit my eye going solo.
  35. Thread: Sunglasses

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    Dude, the main reason to wear sunglasses is to...

    Dude, the main reason to wear sunglasses is to creep on the hot chicks.
  36. Thread: The brag thread

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    I can jerk off without ****. And I was...

    I can jerk off without ****.

    And I was commissioned an Admiral in the Texas Navy.
  37. Thread: 2017 MLB Season

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    This is the fool who jumped into the Astros...

    This is the fool who jumped into the Astros bullpen.

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  38. Thread: Sunglasses

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    xgvVwNWpyKI
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    The governor made that show. He died not too...

    The governor made that show. He died not too long ago as well.
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    RIP Benson ...

    RIP Benson

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  41. Thread: 2017 MLB Season

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    Do you realize how many dicks I had to suck to...

    Do you realize how many dicks I had to suck to get my tickets?

    I'll see what I can do...
  42. Wilson ...

    Wilson

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  43. Thread: 2017 MLB Season

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    Got tickets for the Sunday game. So you can...

    Got tickets for the Sunday game. So you can pretty much book a Dodgers sweep.
  44. Chris Gaines

    Chris Gaines
  45. Thread: 2017 MLB Season

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    To fair, baseball is only exciting when there is...

    To fair, baseball is only exciting when there is something on the line. The stros have had the division locked up for so long it wasn't worth watching until the playoffs.
  46. Thread: Vasectomy

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    Nice try. But dallasstars10 is moderator here.

    Nice try. But dallasstars10 is moderator here.
  47. Thread: Vasectomy

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    Don't remember any pain. Milked it anyway by...

    Don't remember any pain. Milked it anyway by sitting in my chair all day Saturday having my wife bring me beers. I'd go get another one if I could.
  48. Thread: Vasectomy

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    Your god sounds like a dick.

    Your god sounds like a dick.
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    You should get on social media and show love and...

    You should get on social media and show love and support for those who are lost, foolish and downtrodden. While internally laughing and rejoicing because it's people like this that truly make us feel...
  50. Mods, can be ban Jason for today? TIA

    Mods, can be ban Jason for today? TIA
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