Too many dudes in this orgy...out.
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Too many dudes in this orgy...out.
He's a grower not a shower.
****ty chicks love fat fingers.
Damn, Kathy Ireland is an insensitive ****.
The blond chick dancing was the best part.
Maybe the E is silent.
Who do y'all use for prostate massage?
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Pho is hipster ramen noodle.
I saw an Indian wearing a cowboy hat. I'm pissed!!
Men just don't want a good deal, we'd rather pay top dollar for a brand new high maintenance vehicle than drive an affordable reliable high mileage vehicle.
I think someone was forced to marry my mom, the dates from wedding to baby don't add up. But that marriage didn't work out so well.
If so, how did that work out?
I never wash my hands when there's a bathroom attendant, I just want to get out, those ****ers creep me out.
Why do people wash their hands after peeing? Shouldn't you wash your hands before touching your perfectly clean wiener?
Please keep the basketball talk out of Stillwater, y'all are ruining this place.
Why do women have periods?
because they deserve them.
If Putin is like Hitler, which people will he try to eradicate?
(Please be Islamist)
What's the first thing a woman does when she comes home from the women's shelter?
The dishes if she knows what's good for her.
Quit **** blocking Seth.
Would there be as much outrage if he had banged one of those sexy French poodles?
I've managed to get plenty of **** sans Ferrari.
Chuckling is not near as fun as dumping a load in her hate ditch.
No, it would be like a non-American holding an American flag.
The first ten amendments are just suggestions.
It's so upsetting, that in this day in age two consenting organisms cannot make love without getting arrested.
Is this thread about African-Americans or black people?
Eager beats pretty every time.
I make something similar, but without the ground beef, sauer****, and sour cream.
I go to
I just washed the shrooms off and ate them. Quick and easy.
I'm on my way to grandma's house to swipe her card.
I have no idea what this thread is about. SF phags.
Reagan, cocaine, Hustler Beaver Hunt,....those were the days.
Where the hell do guitar picks go?
I move that Yasiel Puig change his name back to Romulus.
I didn't get the baby Jesus again. I'm seriously disappointed, every year I think it's my year to get the baby Jesus, just to have my dreamers dashed. The person that got the piece...
I watched a Wendy Davis documentary yesterday called "Legally Blond". You should check it out.
I miss the CCCP.
Would you or wouldn't you?
Girl in 3rd and a boy that starts kindergarten next school year.
Sorry coach, the girl is the athlete. The boy is a nerd, I have no idea where that kid got his smarts. My wife probable...
Thanks, that's where I draw the line. Don't make jokes about ****.
I consider myself white, even though my mom is black.
I'm not anti-Christian. Hell, I even go to church on occasion because my wife and kids enjoy it, I always reward myself with Mexican food and margaritas after a good sermon. I just think it's odd...
Not true, there are great secular private schools, just not near me.
Is beer considered a PED in bass fishing?
The best part is they only go to school on M-W-F, maybe it's because it doesn't take much time to teach creationism.
Sad, I didn't become a good drunk driver until my thirties.
Sadly, even after all the improvements in physical conditioning...white men still can't jump.
I'm looking at private schools for my kids for various reasons, and my selection is somewhat limited. Unless I want to drive into the city everyday my options of private schools are all faith based,...