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    I'll bet her ass was already gaping like a horses...

    I'll bet her ass was already gaping like a horses mouth in front of a carrot. Probably nothing painful except the thought of being on "Austin girls gone wild"...
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    This is the truest part. Police reports are very...

    This is the truest part. Police reports are very far from factual especially when dealing with sexual situations regarding consent/then consent withdrawn especially with this woman picking a specific...
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    She's only a "victim" to most of you because the...

    She's only a "victim" to most of you because the guys play for Texas. Her actions lend more credibility to regretting it afterwards than actually being taken 100% without consent.

    I highly doubt...
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    Hide it in the sofa....

    Hide it in the sofa....
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    Just pretend these guys are DGB. There are...

    Just pretend these guys are DGB.

    There are some inconsistencies. I've known women that regretted having sex immediately afterwards. Factor in its a three way with guys you just met and you freak...
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    ****ty chick bangs two guys and near the end...

    ****ty chick bangs two guys and near the end thinks she's being filmed and panics. It's one thing to do a threesome but it's another for it to be seen and passed around or, heaven forbid, posted...
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    I don't think it's drugs fueling immigration...

    I don't think it's drugs fueling immigration flight. It's entitlements, amnesty and social media/internet access available that illegals have access to stories about "immigration reform" and are able...
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    OU loses two games. Trevor knight has games where...

    OU loses two games. Trevor knight has games where he plays like he did against Bama and then has games like he did against OSU. He will struggle with consistency.
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    Yeah....these people aren't that motivated. Send...

    Yeah....these people aren't that motivated. Send a check and pay the utilities and they'll just suckle and breed...
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    It should be mandated that if you are on welfare...

    It should be mandated that if you are on welfare and section 8 for longer than 6 months, you are relocated to Detroit. Let's just have one giant ****ed up crime infested uneducated entitled ghetto...
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    You know waft else should be free? Devastating...

    You know waft else should be free? Devastating fire....
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    I went to my wife's office and her dentist did...

    I went to my wife's office and her dentist did the extraction. They were already through, no impaction and just local injections. I already had a four day off stretch on the schedule. I only had them...
  13. I'm sure his parent (mom or grandmother) will sue...

    I'm sure his parent (mom or grandmother) will sue the university for there not being a warning sign in the window about the dangers of putting your arm through it....then they will sue the Louisiana...
  14. That's what women are for. Worst that can happen...

    That's what women are for. Worst that can happen is you end up at a big 12 school instead.
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    I have one black friend. He is listed on my phone...

    I have one black friend. He is listed on my phone as "character reference"...
  16. If Dungy didn't draft a guy who has issues with...

    If Dungy didn't draft a guy who has issues with multiple baby mama drama, it doesn't make him anti sex or pro abortion. If a guy likes to drink and party and he isn't drafted by Dungy, it doesn't...
  17. Antibiotic shits have a most pungent of aromas....

    Antibiotic shits have a most pungent of aromas. Hopefully you can drop a deuce at home and let it marinate like a brisket in a smoker. If the wife opens the door to the bathroom, that stench is like...
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    I once saw a pit bull destroy three cats in about...

    I once saw a pit bull destroy three cats in about a minute. My eyes rolled back, I involuntarily convulsed slightly and jizzed myself....twice.

    Jesus Christ Bret, I've gone to some dark places...
  19. Have the nurse massage your lymph nodes....then...

    Have the nurse massage your lymph nodes....then tell her your ****s are building up fluids and then.....smile while pointing at your bobbing boner...
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    Lifeguard. Laguna Beach...

    Lifeguard. Laguna Beach...
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    My wife is a gym freak. She spends quite a bit of...

    My wife is a gym freak. She spends quite a bit of time with her 21 year old personal trainer, she sure is happy...
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    I have differing opinions than the simpleton...

    I have differing opinions than the simpleton Okies and thus must be a troll.....
    Got it....
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    I am glad that you think your wife is a keeper....

    I am glad that you think your wife is a keeper. Really that's all that matters.
  24. Not very becoming of a D1 football coach if you...

    Not very becoming of a D1 football coach if you ask me...
  25. I think he coaches Notre Dame.

    I think he coaches Notre Dame.
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    Shit, they may just surrender to Putin.

    Shit, they may just surrender to Putin.
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    Putin saying the plane was shot down due to...

    Putin saying the plane was shot down due to protestors spontaneously reacting to a Yakov Smirnoff video.

    "In mother russia, president assassinates YOU"
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    So the administration has egg on their face....

    So the administration has egg on their face. First they say video, then acknowledge it was a terrorist attack and then claim to have always claimed it was a terrorist attack. They capture "the guy"...
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    Boob glitter too......

    Boob glitter too......
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    Since no charges were filed, the activity did not...

    Since no charges were filed, the activity did not take place so the video doesn't exist...
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    Palm trees.....

    Palm trees.....
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    He always liked my posts the most....

    He always liked my posts the most....
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    Flowers in your beard, dick in your rear...

    Flowers in your beard, dick in your rear...
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    Eh, **** them. There is no Palestine. Don't like...

    Eh, **** them. There is no Palestine. Don't like Israel? You Muslim ****ers had a chance in 1967 and got buttfucked in six days. Know your place, and your place is being Israel's dog. You're lucky...
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    Color wheel is going out on one of my pools...

    Color wheel is going out on one of my pools lights. Used to sync up with the one in the spa but now it doesn't so I need a new one...but I'll upgrade to LED.
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    I don't think that's her...

    I don't think that's her...
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    Add a detachable breathalyzer so I can gauge the...

    Add a detachable breathalyzer so I can gauge the threesome possibility of the women and I'll back...
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    I can't tell you how many women I've left with a...

    I can't tell you how many women I've left with a burning sensation and a bottle of complimentary antibiotics.


    I care....
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    People were all over Bush when pat Tillman was...

    People were all over Bush when pat Tillman was killed. There were people insisting everybody up the chain of command be tried over the cover up. In reality his own guys killed him accidentally but...
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    Tailgate and then go home and watch it with...

    Tailgate and then go home and watch it with better replays and cheaper booze ...
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    Coughadrianpetersoncough

    Coughadrianpetersoncough
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    All 8.....er....7 of them...

    All 8.....er....7 of them...
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    I miss the young Bonnie Bernstein. She could...

    I miss the young Bonnie Bernstein. She could probably snap a dick off...
  44. The downfall of the Roman Empire was the Roman...

    The downfall of the Roman Empire was the Roman Empire. They had so many conquered cultures in their lands and too many on the dole that they went belly up from within.

    The real issue with the...
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    In the time it took to strike out I think he had...

    In the time it took to strike out I think he had two more kids...
  46. Although I hate to concede, you do have a point...

    Although I hate to concede, you do have a point ... After a few run-ins with the cops he learned how to criminal better...
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    Chick is not hotter than Kim k. She actually...

    Chick is not hotter than Kim k. She actually looks like a cross between Kim and Octomom.

    If only the Turks had been a little more efficient we wouldn't have to deal with either of these two...
  48. I know...it's like reading our DGB thread.

    I know...it's like reading our DGB thread.
  49. Yes but she won't do **** like her mother......

    Yes but she won't do **** like her mother......
  50. So who was Mindy and where can we see the...

    So who was Mindy and where can we see the mistakes she made? I'd like to pray more effectively for her...
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