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  1. Exactly. It wasn't just that they were bad when...

    Exactly. It wasn't just that they were bad when he took over, they had been bad for their entire history. They were a national joke. They were the team everyone wanted to schedule for homecoming.
  2. Hell, that's a healthier menu than I eat in the...

    Hell, that's a healthier menu than I eat in the average week now. And besides, a real lolpoor menu must contain a whole lot more Little Debbie cakes.
  3. Ok, now that the troll is gone, we should be able...

    Ok, now that the troll is gone, we should be able to agree. The LaTech game is on PPV, and Sooner fans are cool with it. Groovy.
  4. A partial anus? You can't take a complete dump?

    A partial anus? You can't take a complete dump?
  5. He can't hear you when he's prancing away.

    He can't hear you when he's prancing away.
  6. And she's very flexible... ...

    And she's very flexible...

    http://imgur.com/NO1Rtdx.jpg

    What I don't understand is the whole Brady Quinn thing.
  7. I'm gonna open an internet cafe and call it Mom's...

    I'm gonna open an internet cafe and call it Mom's Basement.
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    Dunno about all that, but Miss State did get a...

    Dunno about all that, but Miss State did get a fancy stadium upgrade. I think they must have spent 30-40,000 dollars on it. That new electric scoreboard is gonna be the tits.
  9. Shit. That's gonna put me in a higher tax bracket.

    Shit. That's gonna put me in a higher tax bracket.
  10. Is that Alicia Sacramone?

    Is that Alicia Sacramone?
  11. Back on topic: Nick Saban is a dirty butthole.

    Back on topic: Nick Saban is a dirty butthole.
  12. He needs to find a different outlet for his...

    He needs to find a different outlet for his anger. Perhaps the Pride Pregame Routine Changes thread might do it for him.
  13. The obnoxious Bama troll gets banned just in time...

    The obnoxious Bama troll gets banned just in time for an obnoxious aggie troll to take his place. I guess some people have fun with that bullshit.
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    Y'all knock it off and post funny pictures!!!

    Y'all knock it off and post funny pictures!!!
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    I'd probably invest a whole lotta money in some...

    I'd probably invest a whole lotta money in some kinda fruit company.
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    My drugstore didn't have enough of my pain meds...

    My drugstore didn't have enough of my pain meds from a single manufacturer, so they had to give me one bottle from one company and one from another. I don't care whose name is stamped on my...
  17. And wait. Within a day or two, the gas prices...

    And wait. Within a day or two, the gas prices will spike again. Just because.
  18. Several examples of why this board is becoming...

    Several examples of why this board is becoming unreadable are on display in this thread.
  19. Laffin

    Laffin
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    Sausage? Canadian bacon?

    Sausage? Canadian bacon?
  21. Wow

    Wow
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    Hilarious. "Scientists discover something cool...

    Hilarious. "Scientists discover something cool about prehistoric people."

    LT response: "Dirty liberals! Global warming! ****ing Al Gore!"
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    It's the Arbuckles. Just look around and you can...

    It's the Arbuckles. Just look around and you can probably find any kind of snake you want.
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    So, I tell of my own experiences at Falls Creek,...

    So, I tell of my own experiences at Falls Creek, and that makes me an atheist troll. I tell ya, that's one of the biggest leaps I've seen in a while. And I've spent the last week dealing with New...
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    I would be willing to bet that I've spent more...

    I would be willing to bet that I've spent more time on the Falls Creek grounds than anyone else on this board. Not just during the summer assemblies, but throughout the year. I know for a fact that...
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    God Hates Fracs

    God Hates Fracs
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    You were the last one we thought we'd see here.

    You were the last one we thought we'd see here.
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    Can a kid get laid going to Falls Creek?

    Can a kid get laid going to Falls Creek?
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    There's no jukebox. The music is provided by a...

    There's no jukebox. The music is provided by a couple of old men with a fiddle and jug.
  30. There really is a big, fun, wonderful world out...

    There really is a big, fun, wonderful world out there where everything doesn't boil down to politics. I can't imagine how some people can be so brainwashed to that nonsense.
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    Can I trade a few chickens for a lap dance?

    Can I trade a few chickens for a lap dance?
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    I bet those Amish strippers are a hairy bunch.

    I bet those Amish strippers are a hairy bunch.
  33. For me it's the HARDCORE INDUSTRIAL SIZE BOX OF...

    For me it's the HARDCORE INDUSTRIAL SIZE BOX OF KITTY LITTER!
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    Something something in the butt.

    Something something in the butt.
  35. And the movie that had just wrapped when he died....

    And the movie that had just wrapped when he died. The Deer Hunter.

    He may have only had supporting roles in the movies he was in, but the dude knew how to pick a script.
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    I'm going to contimplate it.

    I'm going to contimplate it.
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    I don't own a red or a white car. One of my...

    I don't own a red or a white car. One of my neighbors has a Lexus, though.
  38. Joe Estevez.

    Joe Estevez.
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    Nope. I like the passing game when it's played...

    Nope. I like the passing game when it's played the way we play. It's the extra large field and rules like having multiple guys in motion before the snap that I don't like. I guess it's the way they...
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    First of all, let me say that I don't follow the...

    First of all, let me say that I don't follow the CFL at all, so I'm not white knighting for them here. However, just to play devil's advocate, I'll remind everyone that they have managed to keep the...
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    I still think of it as Baja Oklahoma.

    I still think of it as Baja Oklahoma.
  42. When I'm preparing to bid a job and see that...

    When I'm preparing to bid a job and see that they've put EIFS in the specs as an alternate, I usually don't pursue that job very hard. It usually means they don't really have the budget for a quality...
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    That is correct. Players can only be from England...

    That is correct. Players can only be from England and not Wales, Scotland or Northern Ireland. For that reason, my boss, who is Welsh, hates the English national team and only roots for the Americans.
  44. Kinda funny how other people on that forum...

    Kinda funny how other people on that forum started to give the guy shit, but then were like, uh, wait a minute. Ah, shit!
  45. Although the truth is, I actually feel a little...

    Although the truth is, I actually feel a little safer in East St Louis, IL than I do in North St Louis, MO. Plus, East St Louis at least has a casino and strip clubs.
  46. I'll see your West Muskogee and raise you East St...

    I'll see your West Muskogee and raise you East St Louis.
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    In the running for greatest gif ever.

    In the running for greatest gif ever.
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    They do two 15 minute periods. If it's still tied...

    They do two 15 minute periods. If it's still tied at that point, they go to penalty kicks.
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    I'd buy season tickets today if we had fire...

    I'd buy season tickets today if we had fire breathing ponies.
  50. I hope one of these days I'll be able to afford...

    I hope one of these days I'll be able to afford one of those fancy flip phones.
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