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    Lacking a sponsor, Danica Patrick won't drive for Stewart-Haas Racing in 2018

    Danica Patrick won't return to Stewart-Haas Racing next season, possibly ending her racing career after five years as a full-time NASCAR Cup driver.
    Two questions:

    1. O/U for nudes or ****?

    2. Will you pay?


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    The sponsor gravy train ran dry, no surprise she's out of the ride. If she was a guy, she would have been gone from a ride 3 years ago.

    She also stated she wanted to be in a competitive ride... hard to beat the stuff from SHR... LOL No big time team will take her on as she's proven over and over to not be competitive regardless of equipment.
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    She ain't no shoe...That's for sure...

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    I don't follow NASCAR that closely but I'm kind of surprised she can get sponsors since a lot of sports/advertising is gimmicky.

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    Can't she get Tampax, vacuum company or KitchenAid to sponsor her as it's more female relevant?
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    Her Instagram page has lots of yoga pants pics so she's got that going on.

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    Her Instagram page has lots of yoga pants pics so she's got that going on.
    That's all she has going for her...

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    Originally Posted by Zack View Post
    I don't follow NASCAR that closely but I'm kind of surprised she can get sponsors since a lot of sports/advertising is gimmicky.
    She was the gimmick. That is how she got by for so long.

    Still, Traber is full of shit thinking he could actually beat her in "identically prepared cars." She would wax his ass.

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    Shouldn't this thread be in Fantasy Sports?
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