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    Coach Herman...

    ... kisses his players as they go into the locker room. Then plays grab ass as they leave the showers.

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    /thread. Pin it. Link it.

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    who gives a ****? honestly....
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    Funny thing is the horns have started playing better once he started kissing them. What does that tell us about the players? I feel sorry for Charlie though...all he had to do was kiss his players. He would still have a job at Texas.

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    is gonna toss Mike's salad.
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    Takes yoga balls hitting the chin class.

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    Kissing players now, ****ing Mike in the ass starting at 2:30pm Saturday.
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    Brings hookers to swinger's parties.
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    ...thinks Penn St. and Baylor cultures are amateurs

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    ...cannot stop trying to smell his upper lip.

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    OP, show us on the doll where he touched you
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    Coach Herman has to constantly re-wipe
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    ... sniffs the players jock straps when they're not looking.

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    orders cheeseburgers at steak houses.

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    ... was approached by a hooker and she said "How about a bj for 20 bucks?" He said "No way! My wife does it for 10."

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    ... Was approached by a hooker and she said, in a crusty voice, "How about a BJ for 20 bucks?"
    Herman replied, "Go away, you filthy ****! I suck my wife's dick for free!"
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    ... was approached by a hooker and she said "How about a bj for 20 bucks?" He said "whip it out".
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    Still thinks Bob owes him for dinner

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    Records Jeopardy while it DVRs then answers the questions on the replay when people are over

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    Was approached by a hooker and she said " how about a BJ for 20.00 bucks" he quickly started a gofundme account and is currently at $13.76.

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    ...stares at Pantene in his left palm while he thinks about Jimmy Smits

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    Herman….


    …was literally about to throw out ALL of his bubble gum. But then he realized that he really didn't need to chew bubble gum on the sideline of the football game.
    Not anymore.




    He realized...

    His team would play how they play, regardless of the number of bubbles that he was to blow...No matter how many dicks he was to blow that day...









    ...No matter the date on the calendar...












    No matter the dude...









    He could rest, comfortably…(Blowing dudes, comfortably, all the while… only for a couple of hours, though. He must do something about the useless gum.)













    Knowing that the rambunctious and very celebrated Texass Defense would be sucking one another's dicks...






    And the Texass offense would be taking a dump into one another’s mouths….












    The “Bob for Apples” game has nothing on this ancient, Texan, Chocolate ceremony…








    Knowing the sweet holiday of Halloween is here…..
    He could place all of his **** bubble gum on his front porch!

    And then
    Lose to OKLAHOMA.
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    ... is going to curb stomp Mike until his eyeball pops out. Then he's gonna **** Mike right in that eye socket and say, "Get used to it, ****, cuz I'll be back next year." To which Mike will simply reply, "Hey. I'll keep an eye out for ya."


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    who care for a kisses

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    Originally Posted by acheman8 View Post
    ... is going to curb stomp Mike until his eyeball pops out. Then he's gonna **** Mike right in that eye socket and say, "Get used to it, ****, cuz I'll be back next year." To which Mike will simply reply, "Hey. I won't be."


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    I couldn't play for a coach like that. Weird to say the least.

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    Herman got into coaching just to meet his crush Larry Culpepper


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    Beat ou the last time he played them

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    Originally Posted by UTEX69 View Post
    Beat ou the last time he played them
    Yeah but he had a lot better players then than he does now.

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    Tom Herman?

    Has the #3 2018 recruiting class

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    Originally Posted by UTEX69 View Post
    Tom Herman?

    Has the #3 2018 recruiting class
    Which will not help him in anyway this Saturday...

    Bottom line is Texass still sucks!

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    Originally Posted by Razzari View Post
    Which will not help him in anyway this Saturday...

    Bottom line is Texass still sucks!
    Au contraire mon ami
    A Texas win may well result in further 2018 top recruits, who will be at the game, committing

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    swings a sledgehammer like a 6th grade girl.
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    Originally Posted by UTEX69 View Post
    Tom Herman?

    Has the #3 2018 recruiting class
    University of Texas
    "Doing less with more for decades"
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    Originally Posted by SportyJames View Post
    University of Texas
    "Doing less with more for decades"
    Less with more?
    As in the number 3 team in the country losing to a 31-point underdog at home?

    Ok, I get it

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    Originally Posted by UTEX69 View Post
    Less with more?
    As in the number 3 team in the country losing to a 31-point underdog at home?

    Ok, I get it
    Decades - years and years and years and years and years

    ISU - last week, one week.


    No, I don't think you get it.

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    Originally Posted by williemayshayes View Post
    Decades - years and years and years and years and years

    ISU - last week, one week.


    No, I don't think you get it.
    Uh, I think I do
    61-44-5

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    Originally Posted by UTEX69 View Post
    Uh, I think I do
    61-44-5
    Do the math since you've actually been alive big fella and get back with me.

    I give a **** about 1910's. And your math is off dumb shit- 61-45-5.

    23-19-3

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    Imparting fairy dust.

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    Originally Posted by williemayshayes View Post
    Do the math since you've actually been alive big fella and get back with me.
    Do the math? OK
    61 - 44 = +17

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    Originally Posted by UTEX69 View Post
    Do the math? OK
    61 - 44 = +17
    you're 105 years old and know how to use a message board?!! That's pretty impressive.
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    Originally Posted by williemayshayes View Post
    Do the math since you've actually been alive big fella and get back with me.

    I give a **** about 1910's. And your math is off dumb shit- 61-45-5.

    23-19-3
    Temper temper. Using foul language hardly strengthens your case
    Here's the real deal. You best win this one on Saturday, because ou wont win another one for a long long time

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    Originally Posted by UTEX69 View Post
    Do the math? OK
    61 - 44 = +17

    Even though you're still ****ing wrong about the math (OU has 45 wins smart one) I now see your reading comprehension is for shit too. So you're 105 years old gramps? I need to prepare myself for the sea of stupidity I'm going to be around this weekend.

    WAKE UP MAN!!!

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    Originally Posted by UTEX69 View Post
    Do the math? OK
    61 - 44 = +17
    After the game on Saturday are you going to come back here and congratulate OU on their win? The Ohio State fans did.

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    Originally Posted by UTEX69 View Post
    Uh, I think I do
    61-44-5
    actually, clearly....you don't. Is Texas even .500 in conference play over the past 5 years? Stepping on your dick against ISU is one thing......but a proud program like Texas having a .500 or worse record in a shit conference for the past 5 years is totally a different level of suckage. If there is a program that has "done LESS with MORE" than UT.....I'd love for someone to show me.

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    Just for shits, since my birthday the series stands at 25-25-3. Just thought that was interesting.


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    Originally Posted by gratefulRed View Post
    actually, clearly....you don't. Is Texas even .500 in conference play over the past 5 years? Stepping on your dick against ISU is one thing......but a proud program like Texas having a .500 or worse record in a shit conference for the past 5 years is totally a different level of suckage. If there is a program that has "done LESS with MORE" than UT.....I'd love for someone to show me.

    Texas A&M

    I see a pattern.
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    You guys seem to be a bit edgy
    I understand your concern

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    UTex69

    Must pay homage to that last all white team. NICE!

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