The Official LandThieves Bump When Pooping Thread

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    My daily O'Connell's contribution. Pretty much the same as everyone else's.

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    Re: The Official LandThieves Bump When Pooping Thread

    Dance competition deucer... not many dudes here, so I have a lot of privacy.

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    The Official LandThieves Bump When Pooping Thread

    How I long for a pure country crap.

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    Bump when pooping in a bag aboard a disabled cruise ship thread.
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    The Official LandThieves Bump When Pooping Thread

    Originally Posted by Nuked View Post
    Bump when pooping in a bag aboard a disabled cruise ship thread.
    You gonna toss it overboard?

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    The Official LandThieves Bump When Pooping Thread

    Steamy. Ray. Vaughn.

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    Excellence in posting.

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    Need pics to prove?

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    Already my third time today.... What is wrong with me?!

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    Originally Posted by COLLISON ANGRY View Post
    Already my third time today.... What is wrong with me?!
    You're dying.

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    Shit how long do you wait to poop?

    sometimes, depending on what im doing, i will literally wait until im almost touching cloth before i go to the bathroom.

    other times i am more more proactive.


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    When I get the urge I go, unless I'm in public. Then I cork it.

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    I work at home and I wait sometimes on workdays, let it build up til the wife leaves in the morning then have a good poo all to myself, then once the air clears start planning a wank.
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    Awesome. Thread of the day!

    You're going to get butt cancer BjO if you keep doing that. Go when you get the urge...speaking of, brb.

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    Won't go in public restrooms. Only time I hold it.




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    Originally Posted by JCBoomer View Post
    Awesome. Thread of the day!

    You're going to get butt cancer BjO if you keep doing that. Go when you get the urge...speaking of, brb.
    My stepsister got colon cancer because of that.

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    Didn't shit for 3 days during finals week freshman yr. Finally gave birth to a foot long shepherd's crook after an hour in labor. The tip nearly reached the bottom of seat. True story. Don't wait.
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    After drinking last night, I had no choice of waiting. It was run to bathroom or spray paint my undies.

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    I usually wait for Bounce to open a shitty thread, then I go. Hence, I shit quite often.

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    Originally Posted by tfoolry View Post
    Didn't shit for 3 days during finals week freshman yr. Finally gave birth to a foot long shepherd's crook after an hour in labor. The tip nearly reached the bottom of seat. True story. Don't wait.
    My wife does not find the humor when I shout "I'm crowning!" as I run to the can.

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    Gotta wait until I have the home field advantage.
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    i think ive blown an o-ring or something... mimosas and japanese orion has not mixed well in my estomago. es muy muy mal.

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    Originally Posted by ourn View Post
    After drinking last night, I had no choice of waiting. It was run to bathroom or spray paint my undies.
    Ahhh classic beer poops

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    Immediate pooper. Positively dread those occasions where you're caught way too far away from a toilet. I've had to do the penguin walk for a half mile or more on a few occasions. Who was it on here that actually shit on a church while out running?

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    Originally Posted by soonerbornsoonerbret View Post
    Immediate pooper. Positively dread those occasions where you're caught way too far away from a toilet. I've had to do the penguin walk for a half mile or more on a few occasions. Who was it on here that actually shit on a church while out running?
    The runner with the runs?

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    Originally Posted by soonerbornsoonerbret View Post
    Immediate pooper. Positively dread those occasions where you're caught way too far away from a toilet. I've had to do the penguin walk for a half mile or more on a few occasions. Who was it on here that actually shit on a church while out running?
    OOO

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    I hate it when I wait too long and it feels like its coming out sideways when I release the beast.

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    I don't know what's up but sometimes right after I eat I have the urge to let it rip. Usually unload like a automatic. Afraid of backsplash what this occurs.

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    I don't take work poops. So, on the weekends I'll poop freely, whenever I so choose. But on weekdays, it's when I get home from work. Typically it's right at 5:45 PM.

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    When I was about 13 I started caring about how clean bathrooms were. So when I went to camp, I went the first 8 days without shitting. They were the most disgusting bathrooms you will ever see. Finally I went to the bathroom and dropped a catastrophic bomb. It was a ****ed up experience. Still don't know how I managed to hold it for a week. But now I take a shit every day.

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    If I drank the night before, I'll go immediately at first warning. It's only common sense.

    Otherwise, I'll let it toy with my prostate as long as I can keep it in there.

  35. #435
    I go immediately at home or in public and it takes on av 1-3 minutes

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    i have scheduled times. I go when i think i may have a poo worked up so that i can take my time and not blow out an O ring

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    pretty regular here. when im in the office, its like 9 AM right on the dot. when im at home, its about 30 minutes after I finish my coffee. speaking of which....

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    About 3 more minutes.

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    Bump.








    Wait, wrong thread.
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    I started work at a new place last month. One bathroom in the whole place. When you're in it you can hear the people outside talking, ie thin thin thin walls. I scoped out an office bldg a mile a way and now make up some excuse for having to lave whenever nature calls.

    I'm like Geoge on Seinfeld "Well, it's this little place with this little bathroom. It's like right there, you know, it's not even down a little hall or off in an alcove. You understand? There's no... buffer zone. So, we start to fool around, and it's the first time, and it's early in the going. And I begin to perceive this impending... intestinal requirement, whose needs are going to surpass by great lengths anything in the sexual realm. So I know I'm gonna have to stop. And as this is happening I'm thinking, even if I can somehow manage to momentarily... extricate myself from the proceedings and relieve this unstoppable force, I know that that bathroom is not gonna provide me with the privacy that I know I'm going to need..."

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    I shit anywhere and at anytime. I could give a **** who is around or how thin the walls are or even if there are walls for that matter. I refuse to hold it and make myself uncomfortable. You can just suffer the stink or terriblen sounds i make.
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    Too long, that's why I have had two hemroidectomies.

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    Originally Posted by NAMLOOT View Post
    Right consistency today. Very rewarding.
    LOL.

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    Originally Posted by Cabbage_town_kid View Post
    I shit anywhere and at anytime. I could give a **** who is around or how thin the walls are or even if there are walls for that matter. I refuse to hold it and make myself uncomfortable. You can just suffer the stink or terriblen sounds i make.
    I have complete respect for that. The highest admiration for you.
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    Originally Posted by Cabbage_town_kid View Post
    I shit anywhere and at anytime. I could give a **** who is around or how thin the walls are or even if there are walls for that matter. I refuse to hold it and make myself uncomfortable. You can just suffer the stink or terriblen sounds i make.
    i don't like to shit in public restrooms for sanitary reasons.

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    Originally Posted by Cabbage_town_kid View Post
    I shit anywhere and at anytime. I could give a **** who is around or how thin the walls are or even if there are walls for that matter. I refuse to hold it and make myself uncomfortable. You can just suffer the stink or terriblen sounds i make.
    Let's party
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    scat party?

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