First World Problems

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    My eyebrows are pink from my lunch wax :-/
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    Re: First World Problems

    Can't ever open the box of cereal without ****ing it up.
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    First World Problems

    Originally Posted by NAMLOOT View Post
    Can't ever open the box of cereal without ****ing it up.
    Hulk smash?

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    My phone died while I was at a baby shower and I missed a cute picture
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    I burned my lip on ramen, it blistered and pealed
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    While trying to get situated in my Comfy chair recliner I spillt milk from my bowl into the chair

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    Re: First World Problems

    Originally Posted by soonerseth View Post
    I burned my lip on ramen, it blistered and pealed
    Based on the vip thread this is the least of your problems
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    Zack and Miri Make a ****o is on!!
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    First World Problems

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    Waiting for the gate to my girlfriends neighborhood to open.
    For five hours.
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    First World Problems

    Originally Posted by oucub23 View Post
    For five hours.
    And finally being run off by the neighborhood security guard.


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    Wahine had to be admitted to the hospital with pneumonia and severe vomiting for three days...

    Instead of the normal $5 copay, the hospital admission will cost me $10...

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    Originally Posted by xunil View Post
    And finally being run off by the neighborhood security guard.


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    and masterbated on the way home and stained the car seat, same as the last 14 nights
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    Out of milk, got to use water to make my oatmeal.

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    Originally Posted by SoCaliSooner View Post
    Wahine had to be admitted to the hospital with pneumonia and severe vomiting for three days...

    Instead of the normal $5 copay, the hospital admission will cost me $10...
    Helluvaman would tell her to walk it off

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    Originally Posted by oucub23 View Post
    For five hours.
    It's opened by a code bruh.

    Originally Posted by xunil View Post
    And finally being run off by the neighborhood security guard.


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    Never happened doe

    Originally Posted by willie View Post
    and masterbated on the way home and stained the car seat, same as the last 14 nights
    Ok, this might be true

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    Originally Posted by soonerseth View Post
    I burned my lip on ramen, it blistered and pealed
    now it's worse with a big white blister

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    Can't watch the Super Bowl because the lights went out.

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    Helped cook for a big Super Bowl party. We had a bunch of Thai shrimp left over and it won't taste as good reheated.
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    dog had to shit with 4 minutes left in the superbowl so had to pause it on the dvr and come back to watch the end.

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    The heater/AC in my work truck works too well. So either sweat from the heater, freeze from the AC, or have it on lukewarm, which fogs up the windows.

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    The $400,000 robotic arm on my subsea robot was pissing me the **** off this morning....but I laughed last...and won!
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    First World Problems

    My daughter is worried that another girl will have the same color dress at her prom.

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    First World Problems

    Originally Posted by OUrage View Post
    The water wasn't hot enough when I got a pedicure.
    I hate that when that happens.

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    I cant figure out what is appropriate to tip at a restaurant. 15 or 20 %.

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    Originally Posted by beelzeBob View Post
    I cant figure out what is appropriate to tip at a restaurant. 15 or 20 %.
    If you're a minister or an atheist... -0-
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    I wore inappropriate shoes for a 13 hour work day.

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    I ate too much.

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    I'm not sure I like my new 55" tv

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    My batteries in my tv remote are dying

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    Originally Posted by traxx View Post
    I stopped doing that at Sonic because they would put just a couple of pieces of ice in it that would be melted by the time I got out of the parking lot. I used to order easy ice because I hate it being all ice and hardly any coke. You take three drinks and it's gone. But when I'd order easy ice I felt they would go 180 degrees the other direction just to piss me off. I could see those teenagers in there saying "Easy ice? I'll show him easy ice." Either that or they didn't realize the difference between all ice with very little drink and all drink with practically no ice.


    **again, first world problems**

    This post was a painstaking read.

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