Beat me to it!Originally Posted by SoonerSapper
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Beat me to it!
No matter how hard I run the pump on the new pool, the water doesn't clear up well, too much sediment in the pipes during construction.
Yeah, me too. I have more banana for my smoothies and peanut butter, honey and banana sandwiches.
Sorry, I woke up and had a extra dose of ornery this morning
damn it I want big bananas
I got big bananas.
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^ I bet you do...
I got big melons
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Bahahah juicy onesI got big melons
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I didn't sleep well last night. Too hot because of no electricity.
I am so sorry =(
I can't set my cruise control higher than 85.
I had to wait on my pedi lady .. probably because of oorahs slow cruise control
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This thread used to be funny until it became feminized.
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I have been ****ting out beer all day and I had an oversized ****y steak burrito for dinner... my **** can't handle much more of this.
has this been resolved
I hope so, I think I've lost 5 pounds today. Time since last incident: 1 hour... the next 30 minutes are critical.
My glasses were scratched the 25th while I was helping with storm recovery, and my eye doc is fixing them under warranty, but they won't be ready until June 10... so they are making me a pair of new, loaner glasses - just like the ones being repaired - so I won't have to go without for another week, but I can't get them until this afternoon. Sigh.
You're doing it wrong
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Just bent a brand new pair of Ray- Bans.
I find your understatedness to be quite hilarious, A :-)
Thank you.
My printer takes to long to print
ATM is out of order.
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My lg yogurt twist waffle cone dipped in chocolate from Braum's is melting too fast.
you have to lick it faster and suck some of the stuff out of the shell
you are welcome
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My hot stone massage after my mani-pedi made me sweat, so I had to put my hair up in a ponytail. Sigh.
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My e-cigarette needs charging.
My coffee cup is empty ... I still want more coffee =(
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Went home to Newcastle last week and my pool cover was ripped. Effin weather. I was also ****ually ****aulted by the ex wife and she said "you know I wouldnt have to get that rough if you would just comply."..............sigh.....she's right.
The Yamaha lea system defaults to IE and I hate IE with a passion
One of my customers still uses a film camera and mails us pictures of his offshore adventures
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I think I tore my bicep at the elbow while doing CrossFit :FML:
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Last edited by SoonerSapper; 06-15-2013 at 11:49 AM.
Ouch =(
I don't want sunscreen to dull my pedi but I don't want burnt toes
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Your **** life is over.......for a while.
Never, I can lay there.
Good news is that I think it was a severe strain. I still can't extend my arm, but I'm closer than I was the other day.
The light in my refrigerator went out
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It always does that when you close the door. You can't see it, but it does. At least, that's what I've been told.
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I'm going to have to get three or so inches cut off my hair because it is too long and keeps getting stuck in things. I'm sad.
Nooooooooooooooooooo
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Lost so much weight, that I now have to wear clothes that I wore 6 years ago.
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That could be kind of a third world problem, too.
True. I have to go buy some new clothes. I would rather have oral surgery while wide awake. I hate shopping.
I hate it too. I think I didn't inherit that woman gene.
A lady at church gave me some clothes (dresses and pants) that she can't wear anymore. They are all six sizes too big. I'm trying to decide if I should be offended.
I too hate shopping, I find no fun in it. I see clothing as a necessity but not as an accessory... Sadly(happily) I need new shorts or a belt
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The mini fridge inside my recliner broke, now I have to get up to go get a beer.
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