The McDonalds McRibb YOLO

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    Hells yeah! I love licking the taste of off my lips.
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    I don't eat MCD's but I may just have to try one of these so I can confirm it's shittiness and I can tell all my friends that say its good to STFU.
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    It's something you do when you're drunk but deny it to your friends.

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    Originally Posted by ManMythLegend View Post
    I don't eat MCD's but I may just have to try one of these so I can confirm it's shittiness and I can tell all my friends that say its good to STFU.
    They are pretty good but they create a craving for another one, like their nicotine laced or something.

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    Well what's Christmas without a piece of pork pressed to look like ribs slathered in BBQ sauce topped with onions and pickles, put on a roll, shoved in a box and served cold... Falalalala la la la la...

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    Isn't it made out of shoe glue or something?

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    Originally Posted by Wailer View Post
    Isn't it made out of shoe glue or something?
    those are the mcnuggets. pink slime deliciousness.

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    It is very poor substitute for the Jiggs Pig Sickle.


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    my bad it was a yoga mat.

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    Did you know that the shares many of the same common ingredients as a yoga mat? According to Time, the bun contains azodicarbonamide: a flour-bleaching agent that is most commonly used in the manufacture of foamed plastics like in gym mats and the soles of shoes. Essentially, the could double as a Dr. Scholls foot pad. There’s more: azodicarbonamide is banned as a food additive in Europe and Australia, and is classified as a “respiratory sensitizer” that potentially contributes to asthma. Bon appetit!

    But the yoga mat connection is one mere component of the cacophony: the sandwich contains roughly 70 ingredients. Let’s look at the pork patty; it’s actually characterized as a “restructured meat product.” This tends to be comprised of pig heart, scalded stomach and tripe. When cooked together with salt and water, proteins are extracted and act as a form of “glue” that helps keep the reshaped “rib” meat together. Even though the contains no bones, the patty is molded to resemble a miniature rack of ribs.

    So if chomping down on a gym mat filled with pig heart and tripe – held together with glue – is your thing, then put on your best country gear and head down to McDonald’s! Hell, it worked for the Flintstones with their glorious Grand Poobah meal. Last one to McDonald’s is a McFossil (let’s hope fossils aren’t another ingredient in the ):

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    Our land thieves version is the only for me... McDonald's Mcrib is poison on a bun
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    Originally Posted by Aurora View Post
    Our land thieves version is the only for me... McDonald's Mcrib is poison on a bun
    And she is deliciousness on a bun.
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    Originally Posted by Al F***n Swearingen View Post
    And she is deliciousness on a bun.
    but does she only come in December?

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    McRibb is coming back in December

    I've never had one, but I hear they're juicy and sweet.

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    Originally Posted by McRib View Post
    I've never had one, but I hear they're juicy and sweet.
    Only when eaten properly
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    I like where this this thread is head-ed.

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    Originally Posted by Shooterms View Post
    It is very poor substitute for the Jiggs Pig Sickle.

    racist.

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    McRibb is coming back in December

    Originally Posted by Al F***n Swearingen View Post
    My work here is done.
    lol, well done.

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    McRibb is coming back in December



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    McRibb is coming back in December


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    Originally Posted by soonerbornsoonerbret View Post
    Well what's Christmas without a piece of pork pressed to look like ribs slathered in BBQ sauce topped with onions and pickles, put on a roll, shoved in a box and served cold... Falalalala la la la la...
    At least they aren't made in a crock pot.
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    McRibb is coming back in December

    Awww loves the Aggies!

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    Been back for weeks down here in San Antonio.

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    Originally Posted by FriarDan View Post
    Been back for weeks down here in San Antonio.
    nice. just saw it here last night

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    She is delicious. There is only one . MMMMM, tasty.

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    Re: The Mcrib is back

    Originally Posted by SirPrize View Post
    She is delicious. There is only one . MMMMM, tasty.
    Creepy...

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    Originally Posted by OnlyOneOklahoma View Post
    Creepy...

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    Very.

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    The ultimate in synthetic pork.
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    **** yes

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    I didn't even know she was gone!

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    Anyone who eats the is disgusting. How would you even put that disgusting fatty meat to your lips?

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    Originally Posted by 2121sooner View Post
    Anyone who eats the is disgusting. How would you even put that disgusting fatty meat to your lips?
    Your face is disgusting!

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    Originally Posted by 2121sooner View Post
    Anyone who eats the is disgusting. How would you even put that disgusting fatty meat to your lips?
    What about the sandwich?
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    Yawn
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    Originally Posted by KCRuf/Nek View Post
    Yawn
    Were you actually yawning while you typed that or did you do it in series?

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    merged

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    Originally Posted by FriarDan View Post
    Were you actually yawning while you typed that or did you do it in series?
    While I was reading the tripe that composed this affront to humanity.

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    Originally Posted by KCRuf/Nek View Post
    While I was reading the tripe that composed this affront to humanity.

    mmmmmmm... tripe!!
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    Last edited by OrangeBlossom; February 14th, 2013 at 09:43 AM.

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    Originally Posted by McRib View Post
    I've never had one, but I hear they're juicy and sweet.
    I have bough two 's in my life.The second one was only to confirm that the first one was about as bad as anything I ever tried to eat.

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    The McDonalds McRibb YOLO

    Originally Posted by tennsooner View Post
    I have bough two 's in my life.The second one was only to confirm that the first one was about as bad as anything I ever tried to eat.
    U are doing it wrong

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    The Other McRib is not so Tantalizing

    “More than 70 ingredients make up the and, yes, one of them is pork. But as CBS 2’s Vince Gerasole reports, there’s also an ingredient that can be found in shoes... [Registered dietician Cassie] Vanderwall gave the a closer look and found the has azodicarbonamide, which is used to bleach the flour in bread. It has other uses. 'It could be on your yoga mat, in your gym shoes, in your anything that’s rubbery,' Vanderwall said...

    Then there’s the pork – which is really restructured meat product. In other words, it’s made from all the less expensive innards and castoffs from the pig... Vanderwall said the ingredient list 'reminds me of a chemistry lab.'”

    ARTICLE

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    I ate the 'other' once and threw up in the shower. Never again.

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    The Other McRib is not so Tantalizing

    Originally Posted by SiggyPoke View Post
    I ate the 'other' once and threw up in the shower. Never again.
    Could happen with either one.


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    The Other McRib is not so Tantalizing

    Sigh.

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    My **** through up after eatin .

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