Unofficial polygamy yea or nay?

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    The wife and I have discussed something similar, mostly her idea, but I have the same reservations expressed here by others, mostly Mcrib, ie ****es can't share.
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    Whichever one gets ****y first evict . . . problem solved.
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    You have to have a third one roughly at least twice the age of the other two. This is the Mom, or enforcer. She keeps the girls in line. Tells em how things are and such.
    This is called a harem by the way.
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    Unofficial polygamy yea or nay?

    So if he gets tired of ****ing two chicks at the same time, what's the next step after that?

    Autoerotic asphyxiation?

    Laying under a glass table while someone shits on it while you're jerking off?

  5. #55
    Originally Posted by AcousticSoup View Post
    So if he gets tired of ****ing two chicks at the same time, what's the next step after that?

    Autoerotic asphyxiation?

    Laying under a glass table while someone shits on it while you're jerking off?
    This, minus the glass table.
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    Unofficial polygamy yea or nay?

    Do like Dion did and give them a signing bonus first.


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    would ask," so the ladies are cool with u having two dicks?"

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    Originally Posted by AcousticSoup View Post
    So if he gets tired of ****ing two chicks at the same time, what's the next step after that?

    Autoerotic asphyxiation?

    Laying under a glass table while someone shits on it while you're jerking off?
    Sounds like you're speaking from experience...

    Oh, *subscribed*. Thanks

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    Unofficial polygamy yea or nay?

    Originally Posted by JCBoomer View Post
    Sounds like you're speaking from experience...

    Oh, *subscribed*. Thanks
    Sadly, I haven't gotten to the stage of being tired of ****ing two chicks at the same time.
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    Seriously though, the onus is on you. By that I mean it is on you to equally share sexual and emotional bonds. You have to not start with the same one every time but split all things equally. So 50/50=continued sexy time
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    Wow glad I didn't completely miss this...


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    I'm with most who have posted.....Why would you want TWO wives? One wife is one too many!

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    If you want two women, get a real doll.

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    Unofficial polygamy yea or nay?

    Remember, with women, it's always about them. Not about you. If 2 women agree to this then it's mainly about the sex between them. With the occasional **** thrown in.
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    Good stuff in this thread

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    Originally Posted by NWOSURanger View Post
    Remember, with women, it's always about them. Not about you. If 2 women agree to this then it's mainly about the sex between them. With the occasional **** thrown in.
    I don't see the problem here.

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    One of them will eventually think she isn't getting as much "attention" as the other. Or neither will feel they are getting as much attention as the other. So I'd say go for it, but move into one of their houses and keep the bags packed by the door.

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    Originally Posted by nekkedJ_bird View Post
    I don't see the problem here.
    so you're saying there's no downside?

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    Originally Posted by AZ Sooner View Post
    so you're saying there's no downside?
    not one that this girl sees

  21. #71
    Originally Posted by AcousticSoup View Post
    So if he gets tired of ****ing two chicks at the same time, what's the next step after that?

    Autoerotic asphyxiation?

    Laying under a glass table while someone shits on it while you're jerking off?

    This was supposed to be AFTER two chicks? Dammit, well then where does the donkey punching phase fall in the heiarchy.

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    Unofficial polygamy yea or nay?

    Originally Posted by nekkedJ_bird View Post
    not one that this girl sees
    Like I said, women always think its about them.




    (Which it is.)

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    Originally Posted by soonerborn79 View Post
    This is my current position with them, but they both want to discuss long term options which I'm not opposed to in theory, but I have some concerns about the consequences and pitfalls. In particular, I want to protect myself financially in case it did blow up. This is not a typical situation at all, and we are all approaching it with caution.
    Don't marry either of them. If you're currently married to one of them, get a legal divorce. Don't hold yourself out to be married to either of them in public (and otherwise avoid common law marriage factors, if you're in Oklahoma).

    Ideally, you'd all sign something that says you're roommates and don't expect to share in each other's finances. You don't want to get screwed and have to give palimony.

    To put their fears at ease, do some estate planning where they get your stuff if you die. All of that would go a long way to protect your finances, while still letting them know you're an engaged party.


    Oh, and as far as emotional stuff: dude, this has only a slim chance of working for any appreciable amount of time. But then again, Luke Skywalker didn't have much of a chance of putting a rocket up the Death Star's ****, either, and that turned out OK.
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    Wonder how this is turning out . . . over/under on the ladies changing their minds?
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  26. #76
    Originally Posted by Sooner Bob View Post
    Wonder how this is turning out . . . over/under on the ladies changing their minds?
    Ditto! I say one lady over, one lady under.
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  27. #77
    I'm seeing way too many No's.

    This is an internet message board, there is no room for logical reasoning or serious comments. This should remain a community where we peer pressure, name call, bully and grossly exaggerate how much money we make, how tough we are and how big our d!cks are.

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    Just do it, until it isn't fun anymore. **** these puritans trying to push their failed moral standards on to your life.

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    **** these puritans trying to push their failed moral standards on to your life.
    Trying to find one person who said this was a bad idea based on morality. Not succeeding.
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    *Subscribed*.

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    Go for it, man.

  32. #82
    Quit being selfish and give us an update
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  33. #83
    Been a bit busy so update....the take it slow and maintain position won out and things have been going well until today. Had to pick one to take to my thanksgiving and attend both of theirs. Jealousy and butthurt has taken hold as I went with the logical thought that i would take T as we have been together longer and people know. Even worked it so that I would be at the other's next which went well until I needed to leave. Thats when 's ****es can't share rule reared it's head and butthurt guilt trip ninja techniques were attempted. Unfortunately for her, I'm an **** when faced with that shit.....so as of now, one is pissed and the other will be getting laid and taking a nap with me

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    this sounds like an awesome idea. if awesome equates to being dragged behind a truck.

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    1 month later...

  37. #87
    Hopefully one of the crazy ****es didn't kill him.
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  38. #88
    Originally Posted by MikeLucky View Post
    Lol... I can't even begin to tell you how much I'd watch this if it were a reality show... This has trainwreck written ALL OVER IT.


    Please keep us updated...
    You could actually make your own reality show on Youtube- weekly updates; would be Threes Company 2012 style.

  39. #89
    The short version is new girl is gone but still calling me. We are considering a friend of hers for a 2nd chance. If it fails, we will just do part time swinging as we want. So far I'd say it's purity nice situation

  40. #90
    Sounds awesome. If you like drama pretty much every day of your life and having nothing to look forward to past your next nut.
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    Unofficial polygamy yea or nay?

    Originally Posted by soonerborn79 View Post
    The short version is new girl is gone but still calling me. We are considering a friend of hers for a 2nd chance. If it fails, we will just do part time swinging as we want. So far I'd say it's purity nice situation
    Irony is funny
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