Elf on The Shelf

[soonertravis]

Our oldest daughter is two, so we introduced her to her elf this year. She named her Rosie. So far it's been a lot of fun. Also, anytime she doesn't listen, I let my daughter know Rosie is watching, and voila...obedient child.

My sister-in-law told her kid that they were texting Santa everytime he screwed up. When he went to sit on Santa's lap he started crying. He was terrified he wasn't getting anything. I got a good laugh out of it. My SIL, not so much.

[McRib]

[OrangeBlossom]

[SpankyNek]

My dad had an identical elf when he was a kid...not sure if there was a story with it though.

[OrangeBlossom]

[JJohnson14]

You guys are doing it wrong. It's Elf on a Chelf. Duh.

Lmao. Officially stole this!

[McRib]

[KCRuf/Nek]

Not knowing what a fleshlight is, I'm going to go ahead and say no

Yours would look like an ****.

[Jason]

Yours would look like a man's ****.

FIFY

[KCRuf/Nek]

Better.

[Jason]

Better.

That's what he said.

[RockFlagandEagle]

My kids are watching the show right now and loving it. They are only 19 mos.

[Aurora]

My kids are watching the show right now and loving it. They are only 19 mos.

twins? How fun is that - I bet you stay busy

[RockFlagandEagle]

twins? How fun is that - I bet you stay busy

Yep. Boy and Girl. 1 and done. My little girl watched that show 3 separate times and I don't think she blinked once.

Busy yes, much fun tho.

[Jason]

twins? How fun is that - I bet you stay busy

I tried to have twins once. Couldn't seal the deal. But, it was fun giving it a shot.

[Aurora]

I tried to have twins once. Couldn't seal the deal. But, it was fun giving it a shot.

HA!

[RockFlagandEagle]

I tried to have twins once. Couldn't seal the deal. But, it was fun giving it a shot.

When I was but a young lad, I thought if you had **** twice you would have twins. Birds and the bees talk included nothing about how great **** is....only when 2 people are in love and want to make a baby.

[bJ0]

When I was but a young lad, I thought if you had **** twice you would have twins. Birds and the bees talk included nothing about how great **** is....only when 2 people are in love and want to make a baby.

i thought black people's **** was brown. i didnt know differently until i watched black people **** and i was shocked.

[SoonerAmongThePack]

My kids are watching the show right now and loving it. They are only 19 mos.

Boy/Girl twins who are 22 mos. old here. God help us.

[burnsyo]

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[SoonerBounce]