If Your **** Fell Off...

**OUrage** · 12-07-2012 05:06 PM

...would you pick it up and suck it?

**pphilfran** · 12-07-2012 05:07 PM

I would weigh ten pounds less....

**KCRuf/Nek** · 12-07-2012 05:10 PM

I could finally walk correctly.

**87sooner** · 12-07-2012 05:18 PM

i would look like you guys

**Cthulhu** · 12-07-2012 05:34 PM

**PokeJ** · 12-07-2012 05:38 PM

Mines long enough when it's attached.

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**RockFlagandEagle** · 12-07-2012 05:41 PM

Nope...not into sucking ****...even detached ones.

**Turk** · 12-07-2012 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by OUrage

...would you pick it up and suck it?

What would be the point?

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**beelzeBob** · 12-07-2012 06:06 PM

Glad to see the philosophers of Landthieves working on the really hard quesions.

**willie** · 12-07-2012 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by OUrage

...would you pick it up and suck it?

only if you spit it out first

**beelzeBob** · 12-07-2012 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by willie

only if you spit it out first

So you would suck your own **** after it was spit out by whomever (presumably) bit it off? You ARE a deviant one.

**Burglekutt** · 12-07-2012 07:00 PM

**nlight1** · 12-07-2012 07:25 PM

No but you could have it.

**AcousticSoup** · 12-07-2012 07:33 PM

Originally Posted by beelzeBob

So you would suck your own **** after it was spit out by whomever (presumably) bit it off? You ARE a deviant one.

I'm pretty sure the **** wasn't bitten off in this scenario. It just fell off.

The world's a twisted place.

**Tug Medick** · 12-07-2012 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by OUrage

...would you pick it up and suck it?

Umm, no. I would not pick up my fallen-off **** and suck it. I'd shove it up my ****.

**Soonerside** · 12-07-2012 10:59 PM

I wouldn't miss much, but I am taking balls hitting the chin yoga cl****.

**SpankyNek** · 12-07-2012 11:27 PM

I would **** Kristin Stewart with it.

**ousooners9192** · 12-07-2012 11:53 PM

Of course i'd suck it, im not some kind of freak
These questions with obvious answers drive me up a ****in wall

**byrk75** · 12-07-2012 11:55 PM

Wear it as a necklace like on your highness

**OUrage** · 12-08-2012 12:02 AM

Come on guys, I am looking for some serious answers.

**S.oonerI.nN.ebraska** · 12-08-2012 01:10 AM

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ****, I like having a detachable ****.

**Concussed** · 12-08-2012 08:00 AM

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his **** and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease".

The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my ****!"

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!"

"Oh, Thank God!", the man replies.

"Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. **** fall off by itself! You save money!

**Concussed** · 12-08-2012 09:44 AM

I have questions.
Would I still enjoy the same benefits from my fallen off **** as I would from my normally attached ****? If not then the answer is no. If yes, then I still need to think about it. Also, do you think it would be socially acceptable to **** yourself with your own ****? If not, then I will refrain because I have enough **** to feel guilty about. If yes, then this becomes a discussion about why do we need women.

Oh yeah, one more question, can I trade it for a bigger one?

**beelzeBob** · 12-08-2012 01:55 PM

It is theoretically possible, to be able to regrow a **** with the help of stem cells. We might even be able to alter the gentic code in order to grow, and frequently replace said **** with differently shaped and sized Phalli. Imagine growing a **** with nubs like french tickler, or growing multiple ****'s, or **** with claws, or tongues, etc. Only limited by imagination.