If Your **** Fell Off...

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    If Your **** Fell Off...

    ...would you pick it up and suck it?

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    I would weigh ten pounds less....
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    i would look like you guys
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    If Your **** Fell Off...

    Mines long enough when it's attached.


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    If Your **** Fell Off...

    Nope...not into sucking ****...even detached ones.

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    Re: If Your **** Fell Off...

    Originally Posted by OUrage View Post
    ...would you pick it up and suck it?
    What would be the point?

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    Originally Posted by OUrage View Post
    ...would you pick it up and suck it?
    only if you spit it out first

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    Originally Posted by willie View Post
    only if you spit it out first
    So you would suck your own **** after it was spit out by whomever (presumably) bit it off? You ARE a deviant one.

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    If Your **** Fell Off...

    No but you could have it.

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    If Your **** Fell Off...

    Originally Posted by beelzeBob View Post
    So you would suck your own **** after it was spit out by whomever (presumably) bit it off? You ARE a deviant one.
    I'm pretty sure the **** wasn't bitten off in this scenario. It just fell off.

    The world's a twisted place.

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    Originally Posted by OUrage View Post
    ...would you pick it up and suck it?
    Umm, no. I would not pick up my fallen-off **** and suck it. I'd shove it up my ass.

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    I wouldn't miss much, but I am taking balls hitting the chin yoga class.

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    I would **** Kristin Stewart with it.
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    Of course i'd suck it, im not some kind of freak
    These questions with obvious answers drive me up a ****in wall

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    Re: If Your **** Fell Off...

    Wear it as a necklace like on your highness

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    People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable ****.

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    The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his **** and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease".

    The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my ****!"

    The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!"

    "Oh, Thank God!", the man replies.

    "Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by itself! You save money!
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    I have questions.
    Would I still enjoy the same benefits from my fallen off **** as I would from my normally attached ****? If not then the answer is no. If yes, then I still need to think about it. Also, do you think it would be socially acceptable to **** yourself with your own ****? If not, then I will refrain because I have enough shit to feel guilty about. If yes, then this becomes a discussion about why do we need women.

    Oh yeah, one more question, can I trade it for a bigger one?
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    It is theoretically possible, to be able to regrow a **** with the help of stem cells. We might even be able to alter the gentic code in order to grow, and frequently replace said **** with differently shaped and sized Phalli. Imagine growing a **** with nubs like french tickler, or growing multiple ****'s, or **** with claws, or tongues, etc. Only limited by imagination.

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    I would just go ahead and give it to my wife so she can put it in her purse next to my balls. Together again.
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