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    Johnny Footballs Girlfriend....hope this isn't a repost

    Have the time of your life Johnny. Hope the best for you.



    http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon...ories=obinsite

    http://instagram.com/sarahsavage13

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    Has an alien face.

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    Something about her is not right lol

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    If they get married, with her being a model and all, would she take his name? Sarah Savage-Football?

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    That **** is a model? Some talent scout needs to be fired!


    Johnny go back to your Halloween ****es... They were hotter!

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    Johnny Footballs Girlfriend....hope this isn't a repost

    Look how her hand is close to his ****. He's put it in her ass for sure.
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    She looks less alien in her other pictures, maybe he had his finger up her ass and she grimaced.

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    All I'm seeing is hairspray, makeup, and spray tan. Yikes
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    Now wait a minute.... Then who is this hooker?!?!?

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    i just looked thru her instagram. the earliest photo of Manziel in there is from December 1. she sure hopped on the Manziel-train as soon as it looked like he was gonna win the Heisman.
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    Originally Posted by sooner518 View Post
    i just looked thru her instagram. the earliest photo of Manziel in there is from December 1. she sure hopped on the Manziel-train as soon as it looked like he was gonna win the Heisman.
    You have instagram?? what a tool...

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    Originally Posted by sooner518 View Post
    i just looked thru her instagram. the earliest photo of Manziel in there is from December 1. she sure hopped on the Manziel-train as soon as it looked like he was gonna win the Heisman.
    That's funny. My first thought when looking at her picture was actually "gold digging ****".

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    Originally Posted by Lost Chickasaw View Post
    Now wait a minute.... Then who is this hooker?!?!?

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    Where is her menthol s at? I ran into girls like this and trust me, these are not the type of girls you date.
    But neither is the tranny hes with right now. I don't care whats shes willing to do. It would not be fun having anal with a girl that looks like a guy.
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    Originally Posted by sooner518 View Post
    i just looked thru her instagram. the earliest photo of Manziel in there is from December 1. she sure hopped on the Manziel-train as soon as it looked like he was gonna win the Heisman.
    She's an aspiring model. All she has to do is give up the nanner, and is now posted all over messageboards everywhere.

    She wins round one.

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    Heisman ****!

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    Originally Posted by Lost Chickasaw View Post
    Now wait a minute.... Then who is this hooker?!?!?

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    Did no one else notice he has a white iPhone..... Ghey.

    And this chick is 10 times hotter than the one in the OP.
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    Last edited by OrangeBlossom; December 14th, 2012 at 12:50 PM.

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    Photo shop took those dakr rings under her eyes away. Guess she's not getting enough sleep.

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    Originally Posted by drumhead23us View Post
    That's funny. My first thought when looking at her picture was actually "gold digging ****".
    My first thought when I got a look at his ugly mug in that thread last October was "Any hot chick that dates this dude has got to be a gold digging ****."

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    She looks a little old to me.

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    Yeah, but she's getting paid upfront by the Athletic department unlike the one in the OP.

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    Originally Posted by SoonerSteve1 View Post







    The wonders of airbrushing!!!!
    Heisman ****!



    Photographers need to stop making ugly ****es look hot dammit!!!
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    Aggie QB's always outkick the coverage. Here is Ryan Tannehill's wife.

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    Originally Posted by aggressor View Post
    Aggie QB's always outkick the coverage. Here is Ryan Tannehill's wife.

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    What does that say bout the skanks at aTm?
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    Johnny Footballs Girlfriend....hope this isn't a repost

    Not bad Johnny boy

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    Originally Posted by ChpThril View Post
    What does that say bout the skanks at aTm?
    If they were chocolates they would be Godiva????

    Which do you want Willy Wonka, Hershey or Godiva?



    Never mind.

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    Where did her lips go?
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    Exactly not bad for him.

    Most of the 20K+ women in Bryan/CS are not anywhere near that. That's why their called maggies; plain average German girls.

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    As always, everyone one of you humps would crawl across fire to hit this. Shaddup.

    Originally Posted by oudidntknow84 View Post
    Where is her menthol s at? I ran into girls like this and trust me, these are not the type of girls you date.
    But neither is the tranny hes with right now. I don't care whats shes willing to do. It would not be fun having anal with a girl that looks like a guy.
    Menthol s? Are you like ****ing Prince Charles? Do you go to the lew?

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    Originally Posted by KCRuf/Nek View Post
    As always, everyone one of you humps would crawl across fire to hit this. Shaddup.



    Menthol s? Are you like ****ing Prince Charles? Do you go to the lew?
    First of all, You dont know me. You may have sex with a girl that looks like a tranny, but dont try and justify it by saying that we would too.

    Second, the only people that smoke **** ass menthol's are s from england.

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    Johnny Footballs Girlfriend....hope this isn't a repost

    Originally Posted by oudidntknow84 View Post
    First of all, You dont know me. You may have sex with a girl that looks like a tranny, but dont try and justify it by saying that we would too.

    Second, the only people that smoke **** ass menthol's are s from england.
    You sure know a lot about trannys and menthols.
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    Go **** yourself if you say you wouldn't. You guys are trolls if you downplay her hotness. Also she reminds me of Michelle Money.

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    Originally Posted by sooner59 View Post
    Go **** yourself if you say you wouldn't. You guys are trolls if you downplay her hotness. Also she reminds me of Michelle Money.
    I bet half of you guys married the first girl that gave it up. For every girl that looks like her there are 10 that are way better looking and down to earth. Not money grubbing, attention seeking prostitutes. The fact that you guys would settle on a girl that looks like she is wearing dentures or just old in the face is further proof that some of you need to get more/different ****.
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    I'd still **** her though.
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    Originally Posted by LVSOONER15 View Post
    I'd still **** her though.
    Oh, he's ****ing her.

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    Originally Posted by oudidntknow84 View Post
    I bet half of you guys married the first girl that gave it up. For every girl that looks like her there are 10 that are way better looking and down to earth. Not money grubbing, attention seeking prostitutes. The fact that you guys would settle on a girl that looks like she is wearing dentures or just old in the face is further proof that some of you need to get more/different ****.
    Are we talking about marrying this chick or just lying with her biblically?

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    Originally Posted by oudidntknow84 View Post
    I bet half of you guys married the first girl that gave it up. For every girl that looks like her there are 10 that are way better looking and down to earth. Not money grubbing, attention seeking prostitutes. The fact that you guys would settle on a girl that looks like she is wearing dentures or just old in the face is further proof that some of you need to get more/different ****.
    Didn't say I would marry the ****. I said she is hot. If she told you she would give it up, not one of you would turn it down. Don't be pretentious.
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    Originally Posted by sooner59 View Post
    Didn't say I would marry the ****. I said she is hot. If she told you she would give it up, not one of you would turn it down. Don't be pretentious.
    .

    I hate to be one of you guys if you cant or haven't slept with a girl that's better looking. You guys must live some very depressing lives. Im done on the subject. You guys have a great day.

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    Originally Posted by sooner59 View Post
    Didn't say I would marry the ****. I said she is hot. If she told you she would give it up, not one of you would turn it down. Don't be pretentious.
    I would turn it down. No bullshit.

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    I'd tongue-punch her fart-box!!
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    Originally Posted by drumhead23us View Post
    I would turn it down. No bullshit.
    You don't count. It's not not her fault that she doesn't have a dick.
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    Originally Posted by oudidntknow84 View Post
    .

    I hate to be one of you guys if you cant or haven't slept with a girl that's better looking. You guys must live some very depressing lives. Im done on the subject. You guys have a great day.
    You ****s really amuse yourselves acting like you are Brad Pitt. I have to laugh at people like you who act like a chick has to be a 20 out of 10 with the worlds greatest personality before you would let her play with your little weenie. It's a tired act. Nobody buys it. I realize your life sucks but pretending you are awesome on the Internet doesn't change anything.
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    Originally Posted by sooner59 View Post
    You don't count. It's not not her fault that she doesn't have a dick.
    LOL. It's a matter of simple math, really. I am married with a 5 year old child. I would have to be prepared for my marriage ending as a result of a tryst with little miss spray tan here. So, in the event of divorce I have the following scenario:

    Months until my daughter turns 18 - 150
    Approx. amount of child support (monthly) - $700
    Total amount of child support - $105,000

    Do you mean to tell me that that is a $100K piece of ass? I think not, my friend.

    Plus, there's the added bonus of the fact that I actually like my wife, and it also doesn't hurt that she's every bit as hot as this girl if not more so.
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    Originally Posted by drumhead23us View Post
    LOL. It's a matter of simple math, really. I am married with a 5 year old child. I would have to be prepared for my marriage ending as a result of a tryst with little miss spray tan here. So, in the event of divorce I have the following scenario:

    Months until my daughter turns 18 - 150
    Approx. amount of child support (monthly) - $700
    Total amount of child support - $105,000

    Do you mean to tell me that that is a $100K piece of ass? I think not, my friend.

    Plus, there's the added bonus of the fact that I actually like my wife, and it also doesn't hurt that she's every bit as hot as this girl if not more so.
    You are excused. I wasn't including married people.

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    I mean, I'd hit, but its not something to brag about. Lipless girls aren't really my thing. I would ruin here too, make her lick my ass etc just to shame her.
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    Originally Posted by drumhead23us View Post
    LOL. It's a matter of simple math, really. I am married with a 5 year old child. I would have to be prepared for my marriage ending as a result of a tryst with little miss spray tan here. So, in the event of divorce I have the following scenario:

    Months until my daughter turns 18 - 150
    Approx. amount of child support (monthly) - $700
    Total amount of child support - $105,000

    Do you mean to tell me that that is a $100K piece of ass? I think not, my friend.

    Plus, there's the added bonus of the fact that I actually like my wife, and it also doesn't hurt that she's every bit as hot as this girl if not more so.
    Wow you went deep on that one...

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    Originally Posted by Neworleanssooner View Post
    I'd tongue-punch her fart-box!!
    You nasty motherfucker!
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    Originally Posted by oudidntknow84 View Post
    First of all, You dont know me. You may have sex with a girl that looks like a tranny, but dont try and justify it by saying that we would too.

    Second, the only people that smoke **** ass menthol's are s from england.

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    Originally Posted by Neworleanssooner View Post
    I'd tongue-punch her fart-box!!
    No joking here, do I know you? The only time I've ever heard that was at my bachelor party.

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