Pet Peeves: The word peeves... Mouth breathers...People that say supposebly instead of supposedly... People that I've just met, that refuse to let me live one more second without me hearing about their various illnesses... Gas station attendants that ask you how you're doing, only to shut up long enough to wait until you're done talking, to tell you how happy that they'll be at whatever o'clock when their shift ends... Girl scouts... Boy scouts... Lack of eye contact... People who insist that God blesses America... Skinny people that tell me that I'm not fat when I refer to myself as a fat guy in front of them... Guys named Leslie...Anyone with a ribbon magnet on their car, no matter the cause...Girls named Peggy...Kids that are missing some of their teeth...Comedians that say a punchline real fast, then follow it up with "And uh" while they wait for applause that is undeserved becasue the joke sucked anyway...People that will follow you and continue to talk about whatever boring, stupid **** that caused you to want to walk away in the first place...Censorship on any level. Beeps over words just take away from the beauty of the words. EVERYONE still knows what they're saying...Anyone that says that illegal immigrants are taking American jobs. If a man or woman that doesnt speak english, and has jumped our border in an I.O.U. sweatshirt, green cutoff jeans, and tuxedo shoes is as qualified for your job as you are, then illegal immigration is the least of your problems...Any animal that sheds hair or fur in a house...Childrens birthday parties. When we"re there, we are forced to act as if we wouldnt wanna be anywhere else in the world. Rewind 4 weeks to the day that you recieved the invitation in the mail. Remember looking at your husband or wife and saying the following sentence, "I really dont wanna go to this ****"...Arguing with somone and when they become uncomfortable they tell you to "drop it"...People that say "Irregardless". You should just stick to "regardless" stupid. The "Ir" makes you sound like an ****hole...Guys that call people "Chief"...Boring storytellers. "About 4 years ago, no about three years ago, well wait a minute it was right after we got back from Orlando and that was in 2006, so it had to be more like 5 years ago." I get it, it was a while ago, get on with your boring bull**** about the car accident on the highway that caused you to be late to dinner with whoever the **** you're talking about. I stopped listening after the "About 4 years ago" anyway...People that start to tell a joke to a crowded room, then turn to you and say, "You tell it"...Three simple letters. LOL. If you actually laughed out loud at one tenth of the stupid **** that you claim to have laughed out loud at, then you're clearly mildly ****ed...
Originally Posted by pphilfran
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