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    I think it's time people have to get a permit before they are allowed to have a child.

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    How bout a permit before starting a thread?
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    and a 48 hour waiting period.

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    Is this thread going to be about gas stations or squirrels? Because really, they are both great subjects.

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    I prefer them medium rare.

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    I believe Rage is pushing Bounce and David for the the troll crown.

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    Actually having children is such a privilege and many abuse the privilege, deny how wonderful it is or simply ignore the fact that it takes work.. Maybe not a permit but at least a helping hand and some guidance when needed

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    Only a complete moron would have kids.

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    Originally Posted by Aurora View Post
    Actually having children is such a privilege and many abuse the privilege, deny how wonderful it is or simply ignore the fact that it takes work.. Maybe not a permit but at least a helping hand and some guidance when needed
    Damn your logic, woman.
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    Originally Posted by The View Post
    Only a complete moron would have kids.
    well hell

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    Originally Posted by The View Post
    Only a complete moron would have kids.
    <--- doesn't have kids.

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    Originally Posted by Aurora View Post
    Actually having children is such a privilege and many abuse the privilege, deny how wonderful it is or simply ignore the fact that it takes work.. Maybe not a permit but at least a helping hand and some guidance when needed
    Don't take the bait. You're better than that.
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    Originally Posted by The View Post
    Only a complete moron would have kids.
    I agree, and I have kids.
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    Originally Posted by IndySooner View Post
    I agree, and I have kids.
    Moran.

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    No thanks! I prefer to enjoy my adulthood.
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    This thread had potential . . . like most children it did not live up to it though.
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    BARTOW FLORIDA--
    The Lakeland girl accused of killing her newborn took a plea deal Wednesday.

    Cassidy Goodson, 15, was facing a first-degree murder charge in the death of her newborn baby. She pleaded no contest to manslaughter as a juvenile.

    The judge adjudicated her delinquent, meaning she will not carry an adult felony conviction, and followed the plea deal.

    Goodson was sentenced by the judge to 18 months in a juvenile facility. After her release, she could be kept on probation until she's 22.
    Goodson tried to keep her pregnancy a secret from her family, but on Sept. 19, the Kathleen High School student went into labor inside her family's mobile home in north Lakeland, investigators said.
    Investigators said Goodson, who was 14 at the time, admitted to giving birth to a boy and strangling him. They say Goodson showed investigators how she hid the body inside a shoe box in a dresser

    According to investigators, Goodson told detectives in a recorded interview she killed the baby because she was afraid of losing her close relationship with her parents and didn't want to ruin their image of her.

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    Every couple of months my wife gets on a bender about us having kids, and then I make plans with friends who have kids and have her actually spend time with them. Lets just say other people's kids are the best birth control.
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    Originally Posted by OUrage View Post
    I think it's time people have to get a permit before they are allowed to have a child.
    Agreed. To many idiots out their spread'n the stupid.

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    Originally Posted by AcousticSoup View Post
    I believe Rage is pushing Bounce and David for the the troll crown.
    1. Bounce
    2. David
    3. Rage

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    Originally Posted by nlight1 View Post
    Agreed. To many idiots out their spread'n the stupid.
    I guess you're one of them since you can't even spell 'too' correctly.



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    Originally Posted by The View Post
    Only a complete moron would have kids.
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    enough said. losers, hippies, gays, stoners and crippled

    Originally Posted by nlight1 View Post
    1. Bounce
    2. David
    3. Rage
    no trolling from me sir. You see what you get

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    no way
    this over population problem will cause the end of mankind

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    Originally Posted by SoonerBounce View Post
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    enough said. losers, hippies, gays, stoners and crippled



    no trolling from me sir. You see what you get
    Which one am i?

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    Originally Posted by jdmt37 View Post
    Which one am i?
    looks like he overlooked you....you're the racist!

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    Stu loves kids
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    I just sold mine to buy so guns... !!!

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    Originally Posted by Aurora View Post
    Actually having children is such a privilege and many abuse the privilege, deny how wonderful it is or simply ignore the fact that it takes work.. Maybe not a permit but at least a helping hand and some guidance when needed
    If by helping hand, you mean a daily slapping the ever-loving shit out of people that have kids and don't even attempt to be good parents, then ya.

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    Re: Having Kids

    Originally Posted by IndySooner View Post
    I agree, and I have kids.
    Done ****ed up

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