Single dumbest thing done in adult years

**OnlyOneOklahoma** · 12-19-2012 06:35 PM

I just deliberately touched my stirring spoon, with molten boiling sugar and corn syrup, one minute before my peanut brittle reached a "hard crack" temperature.

What the **** was I thinking? I'll answer, I wonder what this **** tastes like.

Also, for the medical professionals, why does my middle finger ache as well when I touched the magma with my index finger?

**jdmt37** · 12-19-2012 06:38 PM

Read this thread.

**OnlyOneOklahoma** · 12-19-2012 06:41 PM

**** me.

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/12/20/hyty2y6y.jpg

**jdmt37** · 12-19-2012 06:45 PM

Uh, you have a dead squirrel on your floor.

**OnlyOneOklahoma** · 12-19-2012 06:46 PM

Originally Posted by jdmt37

Uh, you have a dead squirrel on your floor.

My 1 year old golden retriever has a thing for de-stuffing stuffed animals.

**KCRuf/Nek** · 12-19-2012 06:51 PM

My daughter used to do **** like that when she was like three. Don't worry. You'll grow out of it.

**RockFlagandEagle** · 12-19-2012 06:53 PM

Originally Posted by KCRuf/Nek

My daughter used to do **** like that when she was like three. Don't worry. You'll grow out of it.

De-stuffing stuffed animals?

**OnlyOneOklahoma** · 12-19-2012 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by KCRuf/Nek

My daughter used to do **** like that when she was like three. Don't worry. You'll grow out of it.

I was just telling my wife that most kids learn this lesson by touching a curling iron or stove. 25 years old and a curiosity for the taste of unfinished peanut brittle gets the better of me.

**KCRuf/Nek** · 12-19-2012 06:57 PM

Don't sweat it. There's been more than one time I've taken a skillet from the oven, turned around to do something, and then turn right back around and grab the handle. That is a pretty nice blister though. It's gonna' hurt for a bit.

**tfoolry** · 12-19-2012 07:09 PM

Was there alcohol involved?

**OnlyOneOklahoma** · 12-19-2012 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by tfoolry

Was there alcohol involved?

I instantly pour a drink when I get home from work. So yes.

**nlight1** · 12-19-2012 07:16 PM

Ouch!

**LASooner** · 12-19-2012 07:17 PM

**mexican/ninja** · 12-19-2012 08:22 PM

Don't be poor. Get wood flooring.

**Aurora** · 12-19-2012 09:10 PM

Originally Posted by OnlyOneOklahoma

I just deliberately touched my stirring spoon, with molten boiling sugar and corn syrup, one minute before my peanut brittle reached a "hard crack" temperature.

What the **** was I thinking? I'll answer, I wonder what this **** tastes like.

Also, for the medical professionals, why does my middle finger ache as well when I touched the magma with my index finger?

Ouch

**SMC** · 12-19-2012 09:33 PM

are you wearing hemmed "sweatshorts"?

You didn't want to stain your jorts while doing women's work?

**Aurora** · 12-19-2012 09:51 PM

Also you need to buy your dog a new toy

**FriarDan** · 12-20-2012 07:36 AM

Is the crotch area only pixelated on my screen?

**deadserious** · 12-20-2012 08:07 AM

^
She pissed herself

**AcousticSoup** · 12-20-2012 08:17 AM

So did you taste it or not?

**SMC** · 12-20-2012 08:20 AM

PLEASE ANSWER MY QUESTION ABOUT YOUR "SHORTS"!

It is imperative for me to know this, I have to determine which is the best path to make fun of you on.

**OnlyOneOklahoma** · 12-20-2012 09:02 AM

Originally Posted by AcousticSoup

So did you taste it or not?

I did. I burned my tongue a bit too. Not as bad as my finger but it hurt.

The sugar turned a clear solid and tasted hyper sweet. Definitely not as good as finished peanut brittle and not worth the pain I am still in.

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**OnlyOneOklahoma** · 12-20-2012 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by soonersmc

PLEASE ANSWER MY QUESTION ABOUT YOUR "SHORTS"!

It is imperative for me to know this, I have to determine which is the best path to make fun of you on.

Yes, they are sweat shirt material nike OU shorts. I bought them at the OU bookstore a few years ago and they are very comfortable for wearing around the house. And for sleeping in.

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**PokeJ** · 12-20-2012 09:39 AM

I joined LandThieves.

**sooner59** · 12-20-2012 09:41 AM

Originally Posted by OnlyOneOklahoma

I just deliberately touched my stirring spoon, with molten boiling sugar and corn syrup, one minute before my peanut brittle reached a "hard crack" temperature.

What the **** was I thinking? I'll answer, I wonder what this **** tastes like.

Also, for the medical professionals, why does my middle finger ache as well when I touched the magma with my index finger?

I'm just a med student so this is probably dead wrong, but here goes:

Your index and middle finger are both innervated by the median nerve. You probably aggravated that nerve when you seared your index finger. Since you still have feeling in it, you have not done permanent damage. You should be fine...other than it hurting like a **** for a while.

**RockFlagandEagle** · 12-20-2012 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by sooner59

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I'm just a med student so this is probably dead wrong, but here goes:

You're a huge ****.

FIFY

**BMR** · 12-20-2012 10:02 AM

Well, I drop-kicked one of these after a date party a few years back:

Spoiler:

I was wearing steel toed boots and destroyed it. Many of the guys and girls still partying at around 2 AM were able to take all of the snacks and drinks.

... I ended up having to pay $150 but it was a good story at the time.

**heff** · 12-20-2012 10:13 AM

http://goteaminternet.com/img/docs/76104.jpg

Yo soy loco por los cornballs!

**deadserious** · 12-20-2012 11:07 AM

I always thought OnlyOne was a gurl ...

**ArbySooner** · 12-20-2012 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by OnlyOneOklahoma

I instantly pour a drink when I get home from work. So yes.

I don't think he considers Boons Farm as alcohol.

**SMC** · 12-20-2012 02:24 PM

Now we have 3 options to choose from for single dumbest thing, so please pick your favorite so far (or add others!):

1. OOO sticking his finger in molten sugar lava (not the stripper)
B. OOO Actually starting a thread to tell us he is a giant ****
IV. OOO Purchasing the **** step cousin of jorts, the hemmed sweatshirt shorts.

**drumhead23us** · 12-20-2012 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by soonersmc

Now we have 3 options to choose from for single dumbest thing, so please pick your favorite so far (or add others!):

1. OOO sticking his finger in molten sugar lava (not the stripper)
B. OOO Actually starting a thread to tell us he is a giant ****
IV. OOO Purchasing the **** step cousin of jorts, the hemmed sweatshirt shorts.

Hey! The players wear those shorts, ****hole!

**soonerbornsoonerbret** · 12-20-2012 04:26 PM

So did the peanut brittle taste like burned flesh? If so, better or worse?

And nice new avatar drumhead

**HeroOfTheDay** · 12-20-2012 04:28 PM

Am I an adult?

**SMC** · 12-20-2012 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by drumhead23us

Hey! The players wear those shorts, ****hole!

And Russell Westbrook wears a compression sleeve on his arm for no apparent reason, and glasses that look ridiculous...doesn't make it okay.

**DRminimega67** · 12-20-2012 08:07 PM

Originally Posted by sooner59

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I'm just a med student so this is probably dead wrong, but here goes:

Your index and middle finger are both innervated by the median nerve. You probably aggravated that nerve when you seared your index finger. Since you still have feeling in it, you have not done permanent damage. You should be fine...other than it hurting like a **** for a while.

You're on track here. It's more due to the fact that both share a common digital nerve that is a branch of the median nerve.