Single dumbest thing done in adult years

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    Single dumbest thing done in adult years

    I just deliberately touched my stirring spoon, with molten boiling sugar and corn syrup, one minute before my peanut brittle reached a "hard crack" temperature.

    What the **** was I thinking? I'll answer, I wonder what this shit tastes like.

    Also, for the medical professionals, why does my middle finger ache as well when I touched the magma with my index finger?

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    Read this thread.
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    Single dumbest thing done in adult years

    **** me.
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    Uh, you have a dead squirrel on your floor.

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    Single dumbest thing done in adult years

    Originally Posted by jdmt37 View Post
    Uh, you have a dead squirrel on your floor.
    My 1 year old golden retriever has a thing for de-stuffing stuffed animals.
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    My daughter used to do shit like that when she was like three. Don't worry. You'll grow out of it.
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    Single dumbest thing done in adult years

    Originally Posted by KCRuf/Nek View Post
    My daughter used to do shit like that when she was like three. Don't worry. You'll grow out of it.
    De-stuffing stuffed animals?
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    Originally Posted by KCRuf/Nek View Post
    My daughter used to do shit like that when she was like three. Don't worry. You'll grow out of it.
    I was just telling my wife that most kids learn this lesson by touching a curling iron or stove. 25 years old and a curiosity for the taste of unfinished peanut brittle gets the better of me.

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    Don't sweat it. There's been more than one time I've taken a skillet from the oven, turned around to do something, and then turn right back around and grab the handle. That is a pretty nice blister though. It's gonna' hurt for a bit.

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    Was there alcohol involved?

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    Single dumbest thing done in adult years

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    Was there alcohol involved?
    I instantly pour a drink when I get home from work. So yes.

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    Ouch!

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    Re: Single dumbest thing done in adult years

    Originally Posted by OnlyOneOklahoma View Post
    I just deliberately touched my stirring spoon, with molten boiling sugar and corn syrup, one minute before my peanut brittle reached a "hard crack" temperature.

    What the **** was I thinking? I'll answer, I wonder what this shit tastes like.

    Also, for the medical professionals, why does my middle finger ache as well when I touched the magma with my index finger?
    Ouch
    Last edited by Aurora; December 19th, 2012 at 10:50 PM.

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    are you wearing hemmed "sweatshorts"?

    You didn't want to stain your jorts while doing women's work?

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    Re: Single dumbest thing done in adult years

    Also you need to buy your dog a new toy

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    Is the crotch area only pixelated on my screen?

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    Single dumbest thing done in adult years

    ^
    She pissed herself

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    Single dumbest thing done in adult years

    So did you taste it or not?

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    PLEASE ANSWER MY QUESTION ABOUT YOUR "SHORTS"!

    It is imperative for me to know this, I have to determine which is the best path to make fun of you on.

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    Re: Single dumbest thing done in adult years

    Originally Posted by AcousticSoup View Post
    So did you taste it or not?
    I did. I burned my tongue a bit too. Not as bad as my finger but it hurt.

    The sugar turned a clear solid and tasted hyper sweet. Definitely not as good as finished peanut brittle and not worth the pain I am still in.

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    Re: Single dumbest thing done in adult years

    Originally Posted by soonersmc View Post
    PLEASE ANSWER MY QUESTION ABOUT YOUR "SHORTS"!

    It is imperative for me to know this, I have to determine which is the best path to make fun of you on.
    Yes, they are sweat shirt material nike OU shorts. I bought them at the OU bookstore a few years ago and they are very comfortable for wearing around the house. And for sleeping in.

    Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2

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    I joined LandThieves.

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    Originally Posted by OnlyOneOklahoma View Post
    I just deliberately touched my stirring spoon, with molten boiling sugar and corn syrup, one minute before my peanut brittle reached a "hard crack" temperature.

    What the **** was I thinking? I'll answer, I wonder what this shit tastes like.

    Also, for the medical professionals, why does my middle finger ache as well when I touched the magma with my index finger?



    I'm just a med student so this is probably dead wrong, but here goes:

    Your index and middle finger are both innervated by the median nerve. You probably aggravated that nerve when you seared your index finger. Since you still have feeling in it, you have not done permanent damage. You should be fine...other than it hurting like a **** for a while.

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    Originally Posted by sooner59 View Post
    [/B]

    I'm just a med student so this is probably dead wrong, but here goes:

    You're a huge ****.
    FIFY
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    Well, I drop-kicked one of these after a date party a few years back:

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    I was wearing steel toed boots and destroyed it. Many of the guys and girls still partying at around 2 AM were able to take all of the snacks and drinks.


    ... I ended up having to pay $150 but it was a good story at the time.
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    I always thought OnlyOne was a gurl ...

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    Re: Single dumbest thing done in adult years

    Originally Posted by OnlyOneOklahoma View Post
    I instantly pour a drink when I get home from work. So yes.
    I don't think he considers Boons Farm as alcohol.

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    Now we have 3 options to choose from for single dumbest thing, so please pick your favorite so far (or add others!):

    1. OOO sticking his finger in molten sugar lava (not the stripper)
    B. OOO Actually starting a thread to tell us he is a giant ****
    IV. OOO Purchasing the **** step cousin of jorts, the hemmed sweatshirt shorts.

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    Originally Posted by soonersmc View Post
    Now we have 3 options to choose from for single dumbest thing, so please pick your favorite so far (or add others!):

    1. OOO sticking his finger in molten sugar lava (not the stripper)
    B. OOO Actually starting a thread to tell us he is a giant ****
    IV. OOO Purchasing the **** step cousin of jorts, the hemmed sweatshirt shorts.
    Hey! The players wear those shorts, ****!

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    So did the peanut brittle taste like burned flesh? If so, better or worse?





    And nice new avatar drumhead

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    Originally Posted by drumhead23us View Post
    Hey! The players wear those shorts, ****!

    And Russell Westbrook wears a compression sleeve on his arm for no apparent reason, and glasses that look ridiculous...doesn't make it okay.

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    Originally Posted by sooner59 View Post
    [/B]

    I'm just a med student so this is probably dead wrong, but here goes:

    Your index and middle finger are both innervated by the median nerve. You probably aggravated that nerve when you seared your index finger. Since you still have feeling in it, you have not done permanent damage. You should be fine...other than it hurting like a **** for a while.
    You're on track here. It's more due to the fact that both share a common digital nerve that is a branch of the median nerve.
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    Originally Posted by drumhead23us View Post
    Hey! The players wear those shorts, ****!
    athletes get a pass. shitting on a church while out for a jog doesn't make you an athlete.
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    Hemmed shorts are not the issue ... Where is the skirt you must be wearing while making peanut brittle?
    Last edited by ltsooner; December 20th, 2012 at 11:48 PM.

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    Didn't your tile used to be white you filthy ****.

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