The problem with your SEC hate is A&M is the exception, not the rule. Mizzou was a good team in the Big 12 last year and was a bottom feeder this year in spite of many people thinking they could compete in the "weaker" SEC East. It shows just how much A&M improved when we lost that game a year ago but this season we were up 42-0 in the 2nd Quarter on them before coasting to a nice W. You also have the examples of Arkansas and South Carolina that have been in the SEC for 20 years but neither has won it. Arkie especially had a history of championships in the SWC (back when the SWC was good).
As to how he can afford the seats it helps when you had a Granddaddy that did a lot of this: