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    Worst part of Christmas...

    ****ing in laws. I'm going to get drunk and piss them off.

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    Worst part of Christmas...

    Can't you just get along. Be the bigger person.
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    Good call....we should make this the official in-law Christmas thread. Always enjoy a good in-law story.

    Any doozies?

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    Someone in the clan sharing their germs w/others and invariably making others ill.

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    Worst part of Christmas...

    Lucky enough to have some really good ones.
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    Originally Posted by Jason View Post
    ****ing in laws. I'm going to get drunk and piss them off.
    They say the same thing about you. You do realize you are also their in-law.
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    Originally Posted by soonerprices View Post
    Can't you just get along. Be the bigger person.
    Oh, I get along with them great. I'm very nice to them. But, on the inside, I'm counting the hours until they get the **** out of my house.

    Originally Posted by mexican/ninja View Post
    They say the same thing about you. You do realize you are also their in-law.
    Yes, I realize that.

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    I used to not get along with my in laws at all. However, with a lot of soul searching and hard work I am now proud to say I have no problems with them at all.

    They're all buried in my back yard.
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    Originally Posted by Jason View Post
    Worst part of Christmas... ****ing in laws.
    Can't you just shake hands?
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    Originally Posted by Jason View Post
    Oh, I get along with them great. I'm very nice to them. But, on the inside, I'm counting the hours until they get the **** out of my house.


    Yes, I realize that.
    Wasn't sure if you were drunk yet. Just checking. Should have married someone who hates her family.

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    Originally Posted by Barry Zuckercorn View Post
    Can't you just shake hands?
    I refuse to touch them.


    Originally Posted by mexican/ninja View Post
    Wasn't sure if you were drunk yet. Just checking. Should have married someone who hates her family.
    I don't hate them. I just like my peace and quiet in my own home. And, Christmas is the one time where I'm free from work, and they have to come "see the grandchildren."

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    Originally Posted by sweetnsourpoke View Post
    Good call....we should make this the official in-law Christmas thread. Always enjoy a good in-law story.

    Any doozies?
    The entire side of my ex in law family(?) would be a reality producers wet dream. That family tree started branching undergroud.

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    Worst part of Christmas...

    Originally Posted by mgsooner View Post
    I used to not get along with my in laws at all. However, with a lot of soul searching and hard work I am now proud to say I have no problems with them at all.

    They're all buried in my back yard.
    Next time mine are around I'll try to set up a time for you guys to meet.

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    Re: Worst part of Christmas...

    The worst part is being far from home, and my son being at his dad's house tonight. When I'm supposed to go pick him up in the morning we are expecting strong thunder storms... Hooray

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    Worst part of Christmas...

    I love my in-laws. Worst part is the shopping.

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    I don't have to get drunk to piss mine off. Pretty much me breathing pisses them off
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    Worst part of Christmas...

    In laws are ok. Shopping for them sucks because they have money and like to give nice gifts as a sign of appreciation. They expect the same in return from their daughter and me.

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    Worst part of Christmas...

    Originally Posted by barlowd View Post
    I hate all of the driving.
    This. My in-laws are only an hour away. But to see my family it's a 10-hour driving tour of Oklahoma and North Texas. Hate it.

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    Worst part of Christmas...

    Originally Posted by Jason View Post
    ****ing in laws. I'm going to get drunk and piss them off.
    You have sex with your in-laws?
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    Originally Posted by RockFlagandEagle View Post
    You have sex with your in-laws?
    And he's also into water sports with them. Weird group.

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    Today being Christmas Day, I shall refrain from uttering any negative comments about my wonderful in laws. I love them so much, and hope they stay another week.
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    Thankfully I don't have to deal with such . . . anymore.

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    Originally Posted by Jason View Post
    Today being Christmas Day, I shall refrain from uttering any negative comments about my wonderful in laws. I love them so much, and hope they stay another week.
    Told you lawyers lie.
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    Originally Posted by Jason View Post
    Today being Christmas Day, I shall refrain from uttering any negative comments about my wonderful in laws. I love them so much, and hope they stay another week.
    Wife hacked your account, eh?

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    Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    Told you lawyers lie.
    I'm not lying. I really won't say anything negative about them today.

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    Originally Posted by Jason View Post
    I'm not lying. I really won't say anything negative about them today.

    But you don't want them to stay another week either.

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    Originally Posted by OnlyOneOklahoma View Post
    In laws are ok. Shopping for them sucks because they have money and like to give nice gifts as a sign of appreciation. They expect the same in return from their daughter and me.
    Dont be poor.







    ...it had to be said.
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    Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    But you don't want them to stay another week either.
    I'll comment tomorrow.
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    Originally Posted by Jason View Post
    I'll comment tomorrow.
    LoL Good luck Jason .... It is a long 24 hours

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    Worst part of Christmas...

    The least offensive thing about my mother in law is that she is an aggie.
    She's seldom right, but never in doubt. Also has a wonderful knack of letting you know that you just don't measure up to whatever standard she might have had in mind.
    Since she wanted a tv for xmas, I'm sure she'll get around to thanking us for the $500 gift certificate to best buy. Maybe I was out of the room when she said it.

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    Worst part of Christmas...

    Originally Posted by Oldnslo View Post
    The least offensive thing about my mother in law is that she is an aggie.
    She's seldom right, but never in doubt. Also has a wonderful knack of letting you know that you just don't measure up to whatever standard she might have had in mind.
    Since she wanted a tv for xmas, I'm sure she'll get around to thanking us for the $500 gift certificate to best buy. Maybe I was out of the room when she said it.
    Sorry, but I laughed.


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    Originally Posted by Oldnslo View Post
    The least offensive thing about my mother in law is that she is an aggie.
    She's seldom right, but never in doubt. Also has a wonderful knack of letting you know that you just don't measure up to whatever standard she might have had in mind.
    Since she wanted a tv for xmas, I'm sure she'll get around to thanking us for the $500 gift certificate to best buy. Maybe I was out of the room when she said it.
    You even have obviously learned to not try and pick out a specific TV for her as I am sure it would have been the wrong one... So the Gift Card was clearly the wise way to go except... You left her with no way to insult you or complain so really you limited her option(s) to simply refusing to say thanks ... Not sure what you were expecting what other way would she have passive-aggressively told you that you do not measure up to her child? lol

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    Worst part of Christmas...

    Originally Posted by Irish_Sooner View Post
    You even have obviously learned to not try and pick out a specific TV for her as I am sure it would have been the wrong one... So the Gift Card was clearly the wise way to go except... You left her with no way to insult you or complain so really you limited her option(s) to simply refusing to say thanks ... Not sure what you were expecting what other way would she have passive-aggressively told you that you do not measure up to her child? lol
    Except she can't get that 60 in Samaung Smart TV for $500.


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    Worst part of Christmas...

    Originally Posted by Irish_Sooner View Post
    You even have obviously learned to not try and pick out a specific TV for her as I am sure it would have been the wrong one... So the Gift Card was clearly the wise way to go except... You left her with no way to insult you or complain so really you limited her option(s) to simply refusing to say thanks ... Not sure what you were expecting what other way would she have passive-aggressively told you that you do not measure up to her child? lol
    Please don't misunderstand: her own kids don't necessarily measure up, either. In that regard, I'm not special.
    And you're right about everything else.
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    Im lucky. I dont have to do the in law thing yet. Havent met the current girlfriends parents.

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    Worst part of Christmas...

    Originally Posted by oudavid1 View Post
    Im lucky. I dont have to do the in law thing yet. Havent met the current girlfriends parents.
    I bet that makes them feel good about you. No telling what kind of crazy things they have thought up in their head about why they haven't met you.

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    Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    Thankfully I don't have to deal with such . . . anymore.
    But you're taking steps to correct that situation, right?

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    They just left. But not before waking us up at 4am, so they could leave early to avoid a snow storm expected in Utah. Yeah, 4am. And, it's now 7:45.

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    Originally Posted by soonerprices View Post
    I bet that makes them feel good about you. No telling what kind of crazy things they have thought up in their head about why they haven't met you.
    Well it's only been 7 weeks. We both live away from home.

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