Don't touch my kitty!

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    Rage Don't touch my kitty!

    So way back when I was a wee lad, I had a German Shepard "smokey". Us kids "neighbors" I'm an only child were outside playing with my new orange tabby kitten Oscar. So we are having fun and Smokey who is chained up in the back yard got loose and starts running after Oscar, well he started rubbing his nose in the little guys tummy, or so I thought. Apparently he was chewing a hole in my precious kitty's tummy. I was crying and my neighbor who was an older kid probably 6th grade I was 4 ran to get a box and towel, warped Oscar up and we drove to the vet. Well the guy said Oscar was injured too bad so he died. Mom said Smokey just accidently played to rough, but dogs eat cats! So **** dogs!
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    Don't touch my kitty!

    Wat

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    Re: Don't touch my kitty!

    You should put puppies in your chair spokes.
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    A disappointing sequel to "Don't touch my tortillas." 1 out of 4 stars.
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    Re: Don't touch my kitty!

    You already trashed by 3pm?
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    Take the gin out of the tonic my friend.

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    Originally Posted by wut View Post
    A disappointing sequel to "Don't touch my tortillas." 1 out of 4 stars.
    Sequels always suck, this one just happened to suck a lot worse.
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    Does this have something to do with therapists from Austin, TX?

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    Tells us more uncle Seth! Tell us more!

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    Don't touch my kitty!

    I liked it.

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    There are few things in life that have rendered me speechless.

    This is one of those times.

    I got nuthin....
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    Originally Posted by soonerprices View Post
    I liked it.
    That you did.

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    Don't touch my kitty!

    I love cats......they taste like chicken.

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    I thought this thread was going to be about Case McCoy.
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    Don't touch my kitty!

    No **** cats. Dogs > cats

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    Re: Don't touch my kitty!

    Seth baby you need less booze

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    FINE, I WON'T!

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    Don't touch my kitty!

    Originally Posted by Tug Medick View Post
    FINE, I WON'T!
    You know you already have.

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    Originally Posted by soonerprices View Post
    You know you already have.
    I was inebriated!

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    Originally Posted by Aurora View Post
    Seth baby you need less booze
    Or more

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    Originally Posted by NAMLOOT View Post
    You should put puppies in your chair spokes.
    This is a highly underrated post....

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    Don't touch my kitty!

    This thread is like Napoleon Dynamite. I had no idea what to think of it when I first saw it... Then I saw it again...

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