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    New Years Resolutions

    I resolve to find a way to charge you 9.95 per month to use this site


    Not really, My resolution this year is to be a better boyfriend,brother and uncle
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    New Years Resolutions

    You really should treat him better.
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    I resolve to get The to believe in God, and 87 to not believe in God.

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    Less asking nicely. More extortion.
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    I'm going to post in a British accent in 2013.
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    Originally Posted by Sir Bevedere View Post
    I'm going to post in a British accent in 2013.
    Bloody splendid!

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    I'm goin to implore bruthaman to be less racist.

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    I'm going to be sober more and less of a dick to people.

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    odd, I was thinking about drinking more and being more of a dick to people.
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    I plan on playing more guitar.
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    New Years Resolutions

    Originally Posted by Wailer View Post
    I'm going to be sober more and less of a dick to people.
    wants less dick this year too!


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    Here are Woody Guthrie's for 1942. I'm good with all of them.


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    gonna break my virginity

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    New Years Resolutions

    Originally Posted by usaosooner View Post


    Not really, My resolution this year is to be a better boyfriend,brother and uncle
    To the same girl?

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    New Years Resolutions

    Originally Posted by PokeJ View Post
    wants less dick this year too!


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    Just yours, sugarpants.

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    Work less, vacation more, see more tits.
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    I resolve to not make resolutions...

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    Originally Posted by soonersmc View Post
    odd, I was thinking about drinking more and being more of a dick to people.
    I was lying.

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    Originally Posted by SoCaliSooner View Post
    Work less, vacation more, see more tits.
    This.
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    Re: New Years Resolutions

    Lose the last weight ...finish getting fit.. have more sex... More time at the beach

    The Dark Side
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    New Years Resolutions

    Log 1000 miles running
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    Originally Posted by usaosooner View Post
    I resolve to find a way to charge you 9.95 per month to use this site


    Not really, My resolution this year is to be a better boyfriend,brother and uncle
    Transfer mine out of my donation?




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    Eliminate credit card debt!
    Save for vacations
    Work harder at being happy

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    Originally Posted by McRib View Post
    Just yours, sugarpants.
    So your saying in 2012 you had PokeJs dick? SMH.

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    New Years Resolutions

    Originally Posted by Sieve View Post
    So your saying in 2012 you had PokeJs dick? SMH.
    Jokes, hon. Jokes.

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    New Years Resolutions

    2013 is the year I turn 40, so I have a couple of lil resolutions...
    • Smile more/do more smiley things
    • Be sweeter to people
    • Cook more
    • Be healthier
    • Tell the people I love that I do
    • Be thankful, even for shitty life experiences
    • Start lying about my age

    Hope everyone has many blessings this year <3

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    I resolve to get to finally show us her hoots.
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    New Years Resolutions

    Goober.

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    Originally Posted by McRib View Post
    Goober.
    Are you suggesting I'm one step further from reaching my goal?

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    New Years Resolutions

    Originally Posted by Jason View Post
    Are you suggesting I'm one step further from reaching my goal?
    I'm suggesting you need a spankin.

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    Originally Posted by McRib View Post
    I'm suggesting you need a spankin.
    So, one step closer?
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    New Years Resolutions

    Originally Posted by Jason View Post
    So, one step closer?
    Pfft. Okay, fine.
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    Your turn
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    New Years Resolutions

    Originally Posted by McRib View Post
    2013 is the year I turn 40, so I have a couple of lil resolutions...

    • Be thankful, even for shitty life experiences
    • Start lying about my age
    You're already doing it wrong.
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    Originally Posted by McRib View Post
    Jokes, hon. Jokes.
    Really??? Wow.. never wulda thunk. But I am a mere simpleton.

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    Originally Posted by Aurora View Post
    Lose the last weight ...finish getting fit.. have more sex... More time at the beach

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    This

    Originally Posted by guest View Post
    Eliminate credit card debt!
    Save for vacations
    Work harder at being happy
    and this
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    my resolution is to get my ccw.

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    Get my CPHQ

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    New Years Resolutions

    I resolve to figure out a way to find a 6'6" shooting guard for the 13'-14' season.

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    Bang mcRib... and a black chick

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    1.
    2. Hand deliver Jonnie Walker Blue to Jason at his home in Vegas
    3. Go bowling with Chp and Wend. Maybe PSM too. I'll buy.
    4. Have Nuked and USAO enjoy a game in the Chespeake Stadium Club - my treat
    5. Have a beer with Oorah


    Oh and take my girl to OU/Texas. Ugh.
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    New Years Resolutions

    Originally Posted by oudavid1 View Post
    1.
    2. Hand deliver Jonnie Walker Blue to Jason at his home in Vegas
    3. Go bowling with Chp and Wend. Maybe PSM too. I'll buy.
    4. Have Nuked and USAO enjoy a game in the Chespeake Stadium Club - my treat
    5. Have a beer with Oorah


    Oh and take my girl to OU/Texas. Ugh.
    No trip to Luther to catch a basketball game? WTH?
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    Originally Posted by soonerprices View Post
    No trip to Luther to catch a basketball game? WTH?
    7. Go to Luther to see some quality basketball.
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    Originally Posted by oudavid1 View Post
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    2. Hand deliver Jonnie Walker Blue to Jason at his home in Vegas
    3. Go bowling with Chp and Wend. Maybe PSM too. I'll buy.
    4. Have Nuked and USAO enjoy a game in the Chespeake Stadium Club - my treat
    5. Have a beer with Oorah


    Oh and take my girl to OU/Texas. Ugh.
    I approve of these resolutions, David.

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    Originally Posted by ab5sr View Post
    Dance naked at work. Will do.
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    New Years Resolutions

    Originally Posted by Jason View Post
    Dance naked at work. Will do.
    What day in March?

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    Originally Posted by soonerprices View Post
    What day in March?
    21st.
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    New Years Resolutions

    Originally Posted by Jason View Post
    21st.
    5th here

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    New Years Resolutions

    Touch a stranger every Sunday.
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    **** less at weddings. That is sort of getting out of hand at every wedding I've been to
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