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Can I get a TexasBlonde Update?

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    Thumbs up Can I get a TexasBlonde Update?

    How was her holidays?
    How's NF doing?
    How far along is she?
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    The **** is Back
    Wow it seems like forever since I've been here. *Between getting ready for Christmas, dealing with Christmas, having strep throat and just being tired, time has completely gotten away from me.

    First off, let me say to DB, I'm so sorry you couldn't get my paternity suit dismissed. *And by sorry, I mean HAHAHAHAHAHA. *If it makes you feel any better, I told your attorney 10 days before the hearing that it wouldn't get heard that day but he chose to ignore me. *So the amount of time he bills you for his wasted trip to the courthouse - you're welcome! *Consider it my gift to you. *I'm so ready for this bullshit to be over. *I'm tired of waddling to the courthouse because he has not a single shred of human decency. *But that's neither here nor there. *It'll be over soon. *Now, on to more interesting things. *Namely, me.

    I caved and went to Houston for Christmas. *My kid needed a crib and so yes, I caved. *It wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be though. *Although I got a little confused when we hit Lake Charles, LA because when your adult "super store" is located in a trailer, I can't see that there is anything all that super about it. *But maybe that's just me. *I gotta hand it to my sister though, her directions were near perfect. *And when I say near, I mean her only mistake was telling me to take the 1st exit off the tollway when she meant the 2nd. Now that might seem like that would suck in and of itself, but when you consider that the last time I drove to Houston she had me looping the Beltway for 3 hours, that one little mistake was forgivable. *I was so pissed the last time I drove to Houston that I just wanted to stay at the Ritz and say piss on Christmas. *Her new place was gorgeous though. *Only thing I didn't care for is my room was upstairs and my fat ass was in no condition to be hoofing it up and down the stairs. *She got me good gifts though, which was a little surprising. *The BIL on the other hand got me what I am pretty sure are the same 2 pair of flannel pajama pants he gave me last year. *So back to Aeropostle I go. *Just like last year. *My mother of course got me mace. *Again. *She doesn't seem to grasp the concept that you come after me, I'm not gonna mace you. *I'm gonna shoot your ass. *But anyhoo, just like every year I say "oh wow, mace" and throw it in the drawer.

    I was gonna blog while I was there but then I discovered Breaking Bad. *She couldn't believe I had never seen it and so she made me watch one episode and at that point, it was on. *I spent the rest of the time glued to the tv and now I'm gonna spend my 4-day weekend getting completely caught up.

    So like I said, the trip was good and uneventful. *On the way back though, I got passed by a Lamborghini and then I passed a Rolls Royce Phantom. *At which point my mother says "holy shit, was that a Rolls Royce? *Slow down and let them pass you so I can see it again". *So I spent the next 30 minutes put-putting along I-10 waiting for this damn car to try to pass me so my mother could look at it. *The Rolls wouldn't ever pass me but when a Smart Car did, I was done. *I said seriously, I just got passed by a Smart Car and that's just embarrassing.

    I'm ready to get back to semi-normal now though. I have my preparing for childbirth class week after next. *The parenting class was really fun (and terrifying) except that the first time I picked up my kid I didn't support his head and his head fell backwards and his eyes rolled up and it freaked me the hell out. *We all got those life-like, computer-run babies and there I am with my damn baby's head flopping all back and just rolling around. *It wasn't at all embarrassing. *I'm not sure I'm still in love with my Beband. *You know, that thing I got that is supposed to let me wear my pre-pregnancy pants. *The band rides up and bunches and as soon as it rides up my pants fall below my ever-expanding belly and it just becomes weird. *I'm gonna have to break down and buy maternity jeans because today at work I must have pulled my jeans up every 10 minutes. *Between pulling up the jeans every 10 minutes and peeing every 20 minutes, I was super-productive today. Not to mention the amount of time I spend pulling my underpants out of my ass-crack. *I have about convinced myself that I can break down and buy 1 little pair of maternity jeans since I only need to wear them once a week and only for the next couple of months. *I hit 29 weeks tomorrow so I won't have to wear them forever. *I hope. *I'm still not sold on maternity panties though but I'm starting to consider it. *

    Anyhoo, that's all for now. *I gotta get back to Breaking Bad. *Plus I (I mean, the kid) want some fudge.
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    Can I get a TexasBlonde Update?

    Rom

    Please leave the OW chit chat away this fine Sooner board. However If you have inside information regarding OU recruiting they would appreciate it

    PS. She's about to burst.


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    I wonder if the Dr is going to have to break her gravy, or if it will happen naturally.
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    what's the due date? Has the shower details been finalized?
       

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    Ow crap needs to stay on the Ow, oh wait it died.
       

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    Originally Posted by The Baconator® View Post
    Ow crap needs to stay on the Ow, oh wait it died.
    Doug McKenzie...don't act like you didn't frequent the OW.*

    *does this mean you are out on the group gift?
       

  8. #8
    what the **** is this?
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    son of a ****
       

  10. #10
    OC has so much activity threads like this just clog things up.
       

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    Can I get a TexasBlonde Update?

    Sorry we ruined your black panther party!


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  12. #12
    moved back to OC. this was perfectly acceptable to be here
       

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    Originally Posted by usaosooner View Post
    moved back to OC. this was perfectly acceptable to be here
    Not really.

    If TB shows up here, this place is going all paternity suit.
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    Those updates are really boring without the hate and back and forth from all the townies that she associates with.
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    Originally Posted by The View Post
    Not really.

    If TB shows up here, this place is going all paternity suit.
    Well it is pretty close to offseason and we really should start planning for this year's summer drama blockbuster early. Remember what happened last year?
       

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    Originally Posted by SoonerBeerSnob View Post
    Well it is pretty close to offseason and we really should start planning for this year's summer drama blockbuster early. Remember what happened last year?
    No. I drink.
       

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    I am holding out for an eVite to the summer nuptials of Chp and Wendy.


    I am pretty sure it has to happen that way.
       

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    Originally Posted by soonersmc View Post
    I am holding out for an eVite to the summer nuptials of Chp and Wendy.


    I am pretty sure it has to happen that way.
    They honeymoon photos should be a hit around here.
       

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    Originally Posted by SoonerBeerSnob View Post
    They honeymoon photos should be a hit around here.

    If Nole gets invited we will get to see the real pics, not some fancy photographer selected ones....
       

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    Originally Posted by heff View Post
    The one where Dash learns to like reading!
    The fact that you know that is more disturbing than any image The has ever posted on this site.
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    Originally Posted by Romulus View Post
    what the **** is this?
    Join the club. Must be circle jerk related.

    Originally Posted by soonersmc View Post
    If Nole gets invited we will get to see the real pics, not some fancy photographer selected ones....
    Not if he leaves his camera in his luggage.

    Originally Posted by heff View Post
    The one where Dash learns to like reading!
    Looks like she's learned to like something but I don't see a book.
       

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    Originally Posted by soonersmc View Post
    Doug McKenzie...don't act like you didn't frequent the OW.*

    *does this mean you are out on the group gift?


    Link for the paypal thingy ?
       

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    Originally Posted by The Baconator® View Post
    Link for the paypal thingy ?
    Hang on I have to make sure its the right one...we have one account for the group gift, one account for the paternity test fund, one account for counseling for the kid (going to need a ton!).

    I will have to get back to you
       

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    the thing that freaks me out most is that she even has fat people fingers. stumpy, covered-in-chicken-fry-grease, fat little fingers.

    thats some shit you cant get rid of no matter what.
       

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    Chicken fry fingers are no good. Now, if it was bacon grease fingers, a little fatness can be excused.
       

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    ^^^^^
    Mississippi Sooner might very well know TB
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    Originally Posted by Romulus View Post
    ^^^^^
    Mississippi Sooner might very well know TB
    I think he should take a DNA test.
       

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    I'll take a DNA test, but only if it's filmed for Jerry Springer. This could be my big break.
       

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    Originally Posted by heff View Post
    The one where Dash learns to like reading!
    .
       

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    Who's texasblonde?
       

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    Originally Posted by jdmt37 View Post
    Who's texasblonde?
    Another Internet Damsel who you could have rescued. And, you prolly would have had a shot with her.
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    Originally Posted by jdmt37 View Post
    Who's texasblonde?

    Some craycray from the OW.
       

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    Originally Posted by BernieMadoff View Post
    Another Internet Damsel who you could have rescued. And, you prolly would have had a shot with her.
    Shit, i missed out!!!
       

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    Originally Posted by BernieMadoff View Post
    Another Internet Damsel who you could have rescued. And, you prolly would have had a shot with her.
    She that desperate huh?
       

  36. #36
    Did she give or get the Manitoba Monkey Wrench? I don't remember.
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    no but she did drive the double dunch bus.
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    Can I get a TexasBlonde Update?

    She used to half quite a crush on Bjorn


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    What I hate about this thread is the absence of a tl;dr of the blog posts.

    Her writing makes my brain turn to porridge and leak out of my skull.
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    yet you read it, and more than that, commented on it.
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    Originally Posted by Wailer View Post
    yet you read it, and more than that, commented on it.
    You're out of your element, Donny.
       

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    good one.
       

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    I had no idea the OW was still around.
       

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    Originally Posted by macdaddybuff View Post
    I had no idea the OW was still around.
    It's not.

    Spring has become Death, killer of Message Boards.
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    Maybe I'm showing how long I've been out of the loop, but what happened to soonerchk?
       

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    Originally Posted by Mississippi Sooner View Post
    Maybe I'm showing how long I've been out of the loop, but what happened to soonerchk?
    Space Aids.
       

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    Originally Posted by The View Post
    It's not.

    Spring has become Death, killer of Message Boards.
    I talk to her every now and then on fb as well as 3g.
       

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    Originally Posted by macdaddybuff View Post
    I talk to her every now and then on fb as well as 3g.
    Spring is a woman now?
       

  49. #49
    Originally Posted by Mississippi Sooner View Post
    Maybe I'm showing how long I've been out of the loop, but what happened to soonerchk?
    She's still around. she doesnay frequent boards where stu is or even has been. She (and rightfully so) feels they've been tainted.
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  50. #50
    Originally Posted by The View Post
    Spring is a woman now?
    Not yet. Almost though.
       

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