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  • Have a babby?

    5 9.62%
  • Steal a babby?

    4 7.69%
  • Claim her babby was stillborn?

    8 15.38%
  • Steal pics of someone else's babby?

    12 23.08%
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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    yes but the rest of you don't affect me so I don't care.
    Words hurt, TB. Words hurt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIB View Post
    Words hurt, TB. Words hurt.
    So does anal...at first. -180
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIB View Post
    Words hurt, TB. Words hurt.
    Did I offend your delicate sensibilities?

  5. #205
    I can't believe I just read this whole thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OilSooner View Post
    I can't believe I just read this whole thread.
    Wait until Neal's friends show up.
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    Wait until Neal's friends show up.
    I'm sure they'll be here as soon as they pool enough money together to purchase a thesaurus.

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    I thought you left?

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    Quote Originally Posted by teh don View Post
    I thought you left?
    sitting in the waiting room at the dr. Bored.

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    TB, do you have a name picked out?

    What's the theme of the nursery?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romulus View Post
    TB, do you have a name picked out?

    What's the theme of the nursery?
    Yes, I have a name picked out.

    colors are brown and blue and the theme is zoo animals (giraffes, monkeys, elephants, etc.)

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    Do you consider this child doomed?

    Or will his life be better than yours?

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    Do you consider this child doomed?

    Or will his life be better than yours?
    No I don't consider him doomed or I wouldn't be having him. It is my hope that his life is much better than mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    No I don't consider him doomed or I wouldn't be having him. It is my hope that his life is much better than mine.
    What steps will you take to insure he doesn't make the same poor life decisions that you've made?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The View Post
    What steps will you take to insure he doesn't make the same poor life decisions that you've made?
    He will never be allowed on the innernets

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    He will also never have **** with Neal French.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smot poker View Post
    He will also never have **** with Neal French.
    I don't see any evidence that indicates that this is a true statement.
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  18. #218
    Quote Originally Posted by smot poker View Post
    He will also never have **** with Neal French.
    Yeah that one is pretty much a given.

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    Since were doing the ol' Q and A, and granted I don't know all of the history here, but: What do you get out of coming to this board from the OW to be heckled and made fun of further? I guess I don't get that. I'll take my answer on the air.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OilSooner View Post
    Since were doing the ol' Q and A, and granted I don't know all of the history here, but: What do you get out of coming to this board from the OW to be heckled and made fun of further? I guess I don't get that. I'll take my answer on the air.

    QUick history:

    TB and NFII knew each toher way back.

    TB and NFII meet up in dallas and have the nookie (NFII is married)

    NFII is a disappointment in the sack.

    TB gets pregnant with NFIII

    Darama ensues on FB, I am pretty sure it was Smot that got us to TB's blog...awesome!

    Teh Don harasses TB until she shows up at the OW.

    Roy Hobbs begins to furiously ****

    TB tells her side, and fairs decently against the insults, keeping us all entertained

    TBs friend shows up, as well as a few of TB's nemesis

    the OW rejoiced, Roy hobbs still ****ing


    The OW started the NFIII college fund/baby gift/bond account

    The OW crashed due to Roy Hobbs furious ****ion.

    Today.
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  21. #221
    Quote Originally Posted by soonersmc View Post
    QUick history:
    Thanks for the Cliffs! A very funny story indeed.

    Still not sure why she came here to get further ridiculed though, but its all good.


    On an unrelated note, why do I have to put break tags (
    ) in my posts to get the lines to separate all of the sudden? Did I hit a wrong button somewhere?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OilSooner View Post
    Thanks for the Cliffs! A very funny story indeed.

    Still not sure why she came here to get further ridiculed though, but its all good.


    On an unrelated note, why do I have to put break tags (
    ) in my posts to get the lines to separate all of the sudden? Did I hit a wrong button somewhere?

    Yes.

  23. #223
    Quote Originally Posted by The View Post
    What steps will you take to insure he doesn't make the same poor life decisions that you've made?
    I think adoption would be a great idea!

  24. #224
    Quote Originally Posted by OilSooner View Post
    Since were doing the ol' Q and A, and granted I don't know all of the history here, but: What do you get out of coming to this board from the OW to be heckled and made fun of further? I guess I don't get that. I'll take my answer on the air.
    Curiosity. Plus I'm not all that bright.
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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    Curiosity. Plus I'm not all that bright.
    You DID have **** with NF, afterall.

    FOLLOWUP: Was there butt love involved?
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    Why does Roy Hobbs **** so much?
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  27. #227
    Quote Originally Posted by The View Post
    FOLLOWUP: Was there butt love involved?
    Not on my end. (pardon the pun)

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    Not on my end. (pardon the pun)
    So, you played with his butt?
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  29. #229
    I can state with 100% certainty it wasn't smot that brought this story/blog to the OW.

    ****ing s. /180
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  32. #232
    Quote Originally Posted by The View Post
    So, you played with his butt?
    Negative

  33. #233
    Quote Originally Posted by smot poker View Post
    <<Twil
    I was 99% sure

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    Negative
    Was there oral **** involved?

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    Hmmm...

    Who's NF? Can I get pics of the pertinent parties?

  36. #236
    Quote Originally Posted by The View Post
    Was there oral **** involved?
    A lady never tells.

  37. #237
    Ok, so I decided to take a peek at the blog laying this sitch out in detail, and...

    HO.

    LEE.

    ****.

    There is a whole MESS of cray cray up in there.

    Dear Jesus, if I EVER feel like my world has even the slightest problem, I will crack open the thatsnotmygspot blog (even the name is creepy/classless/stick-in-the-eye), and commence to making myself feel like God truly does have a plan for me.

    What a train wreck.

    Like my Daddy said: Never stick your **** in crazy.

  38. #238
    You're welcome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OilSooner View Post
    Ok, so I decided to take a peek at the blog laying this sitch out in detail, and...

    HO.

    LEE.

    ****.

    There is a whole MESS of cray cray up in there.

    Dear Jesus, if I EVER feel like my world has even the slightest problem, I will crack open the thatsnotmygspot blog (even the name is creepy/classless/stick-in-the-eye), and commence to making myself feel like God truly does have a plan for me.

    What a train wreck.

    Like my Daddy said: Never stick your **** in crazy.

    If the OW had not melted, you could have seen the greatest thread in the history of the innernets.
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  40. #240
    I'd like to give you your 32 minutes back but there's no refunds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    I'd like to give you your 32 minutes back but there's no refunds.

    Thats what he said!*

    *he being NFII

  42. #242
    Quote Originally Posted by soonersmc View Post
    Thats what he said!*

    *he being NFII
    32 minutes? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH****

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    You people are gonna make me go through this whole ****ing thread.

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    found pics. interest lost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heff View Post
    found pics. interest lost.
    In NF?

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    From what I can gather, some cooze with an inflated sense of worth had an extramarital affair while drunk. She doesn't quite remember, but she thinks the **** sucked. She got drunk the next day and out of spite told the guy's wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heff View Post
    From what I can gather, some cooze with an inflated sense of worth had an extramarital affair while drunk.
    No he wasn't drunk for seven months... This is nothing new for Neal French. His low-life friends even cover for him while he cheats.

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    Elvis, are you HR?????

    also forgot when TB gave SoCali access to her FaceBook. That ended just as you would have expected too...but better.

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    I wouldn't mind seeing this tape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heff View Post
    From what I can gather, some cooze with an inflated sense of worth had an extramarital affair while drunk.
    Awww, aren't you sweet.

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