wha???Originally Posted by DIB
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wha???
Horbjorbs (I can't believe I just typed that) has been answered. I still am not aware of what a blamjam is.
You ever hear that song "Black Betty"?
(and please include the term Horbjob in your next blog entry.)
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Hi, I'm blamjam. You may remember me from such synonyms as mouth hugs, giving helmet and getting your temperature taken with an all beef thermometer.
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I have. A groupie if my classic rock knowledge doesn't fail me. But all I could find was
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...mjam%20Balooga
and that term will definitely be included in my next blog.
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I stand corrected. I went to wikipedia and still don't know what it is.
North Texas? So you slept with a bad artist and got knocked up?
Massive life fail.
Trust me when I tell you he was no artist. Although I hear his wife is.North Texas? So you slept with a bad artist and got knocked up?
Massive life fail.
is this the highlight of your life?
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Having my son will be, yes. But something tells me that's not what you meant.
What happens when little chicken fry is born? Will NF be allowed to visit? Maybe go for #2 even?
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I was just waiting for someone to break out the "chicken fry" because I knew it had gone too long without being said.
Hey, she does not let just anyone go #2 on her!
This is a classy broad, here.
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He will be allowed to visit. However, I get the feeling he will choose to not exercise that option though. He will not be going for #2 as there will never be a #2. That is being handled prior to leaving the hospital.
Finally, someone gets me.
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A girls gotta have her standards.
It sounds as though MANY have "got you" before. Or did Oil go back door?
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Don't blame me. Blame your mother.
and here is Texas pride and joy now...Hooker em'
What are you good for, then?
Hey pa, tell me that story about the Cotton Bowl again.
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birthin' babbies.
okay, srs question. you're probably in your early-mid 30s, right? You're unmarried and having your first kid, but you're going to have your tubes tied? seems awfully drastic (not that I'm encouraging you to continue to birth chillens)
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sure..I had this **** from Texas giving me a handy while OU was stomping the **** out of UT....Then UT fans started leaving at half time because the game was getting real ugly, this Texas female says, I am not going anywhere until you are finished. Really Heart Warming Story....
I'm thinking about it and have talked to my OB about it. I'm not 100% yet. But you have to understand I am not the type to have children (or so I thought) so the 1 is going to freak me out enough. I just can't see myself being single and raising more than 1 child. And yes I know there is birth control but it does fail.
Yeah, um, pa, tell me the story about the 2013 Cotton Bowl again.
Congrats on adding to the statistics. Here's a a link i'm sure you'll need.
http://www.fns.usda.gov/wic/howtoapply/
Thank you! And I did it all by myself.
You can get any ole blond bimbo to do that though.
The game at the actual Cotton Bowl was an absolute massacre. We had Bevo Bugers for days.
sure but you could ask the entire long whorn team, they were at home watching it like I was....
yeah but if we start talking about any ole blond bimbo, it takes the focus from me. It must be all about me. LOOK AT ME.
Hey TB...Since I shared some interesting pictures of mutual friends of ours, could I see the video? Not that I need proof, just that I wanna see it!
HR...did you not get the memo, unless we see pictures they do not exist. Post them here please.
Calm down toots.
Stern but fair. Check your email.
So did you make sweet, sweet love to the chick from the bar? Asking for a friend. TIA.
They were real. And they were spectacular.
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No, she got too drunk and was funny but worthless.
Amateur.
I knew what I was doing. Unfortunately so did all the women. I felt **** blocked by them. They knew exactly what they were doing ordering repeated shots of Fireball whiskey. ****ers.
Werd. Women are ****es.
****es and hos.
To bad you aren't in the know....I can't put them out there on the net...they are my friends...I sent them to TB's phone! Believe me they are HOT!
Nice...
well, this thread has now moved to ridiculous.
You can't just come in and say this happened, with no foreplay.
You two are lying now. smh.
Oh...I don't lie! I let my BD do that...
Uh huh, all of a sudden you are asking for this tape, and there is an automatic compliance,
Not buying it, sorry.
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