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Can I get a TexasBlonde Update?

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  1. #601
    Originally Posted by Wailer View Post
    is this the highlight of your life?
    Having my son will be, yes. But something tells me that's not what you meant.
       

  2. #602
    What happens when little chicken fry is born? Will NF be allowed to visit? Maybe go for #2 even?
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    Originally Posted by stev View Post
    What happens when little chicken fry is born? Will NF be allowed to visit? Maybe go for #2 even?
    I was just waiting for someone to break out the "chicken fry" because I knew it had gone too long without being said.
       

  4. #604
    Originally Posted by stev View Post
    What happens when little chicken fry is born? Will NF be allowed to visit? Maybe go for #2 even?
    Hey, she does not let just anyone go #2 on her!

    This is a classy broad, here.
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  5. #605
    Originally Posted by stev View Post
    What happens when little chicken fry is born? Will NF be allowed to visit? Maybe go for #2 even?
    He will be allowed to visit. However, I get the feeling he will choose to not exercise that option though. He will not be going for #2 as there will never be a #2. That is being handled prior to leaving the hospital.
       

  6. #606
    Originally Posted by OilSooner View Post
    Hey, she does not let just anyone go #2 on her!

    This is a classy broad, here.
    Finally, someone gets me.
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    Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    Finally, someone gets me.
    A girls gotta have her standards.
       

  8. #608
    Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    Finally, someone gets me.
    It sounds as though MANY have "got you" before. Or did Oil go back door?
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  9. #609
    Originally Posted by keefsmangledfingers View Post
    It sounds as though MANY have "got you" before. Or did Oil go back door?
    Don't blame me. Blame your mother.
       

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  11. #611
    Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    Don't blame me. Blame your mother.
    and here is Texas pride and joy now...Hooker em'
       

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    Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    I. Do. Not. Cook.
    What are you good for, then?
       

  13. #613
    Originally Posted by H82Lose View Post
    and here is Texas pride and joy now...Hooker em'
    Hey pa, tell me that story about the Cotton Bowl again.
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  14. #614
    Originally Posted by jdmt37 View Post
    What are you good for, then?
    birthin' babbies.
       

  15. #615
    Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    He will be allowed to visit. However, I get the feeling he will choose to not exercise that option though. He will not be going for #2 as there will never be a #2. That is being handled prior to leaving the hospital.
    okay, srs question. you're probably in your early-mid 30s, right? You're unmarried and having your first kid, but you're going to have your tubes tied? seems awfully drastic (not that I'm encouraging you to continue to birth chillens)
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  16. #616
    Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    Hey pa, tell me that story about the Cotton Bowl again.
    sure..I had this **** from Texas giving me a handy while OU was stomping the shit out of UT....Then UT fans started leaving at half time because the game was getting real ugly, this Texas female says, I am not going anywhere until you are finished. Really Heart Warming Story....
       

  17. #617
    Originally Posted by stev View Post
    okay, srs question. you're probably in your early-mid 30s, right? You're unmarried and having your first kid, but you're going to have your tubes tied? seems awfully drastic (not that I'm encouraging you to continue to birth chillens)
    I'm thinking about it and have talked to my OB about it. I'm not 100% yet. But you have to understand I am not the type to have children (or so I thought) so the 1 is going to freak me out enough. I just can't see myself being single and raising more than 1 child. And yes I know there is birth control but it does fail.
       

  18. #618
    Originally Posted by H82Lose View Post
    sure..I had this **** from Texas giving me a handy while OU was stomping the shit out of UT....Then UT fans started leaving at half time because the game was getting real ugly, this Texas female says, I am not going anywhere until you are finished. Really Heart Warming Story....
    Yeah, um, pa, tell me the story about the 2013 Cotton Bowl again.
       

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    Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    birthin' babbies.
    Congrats on adding to the statistics. Here's a a link i'm sure you'll need.

    http://www.fns.usda.gov/wic/howtoapply/
       

  20. #620

    Can I get a TexasBlonde Update?

    Originally Posted by jdmt37 View Post
    Congrats on adding to the statistics. Here's a a link i'm sure you'll need.

    http://www.fns.usda.gov/wic/howtoapply/
    Thank you! And I did it all by myself.
       

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    Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    birthin' babbies.
    You can get any ole blond bimbo to do that though.
       

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    Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    Yeah, um, pa, tell me the story about the 2013 Cotton Bowl again.
    The game at the actual Cotton Bowl was an absolute massacre. We had Bevo Bugers for days.
       

  23. #623
    Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    Yeah, um, pa, tell me the story about the 2013 Cotton Bowl again.
    sure but you could ask the entire long whorn team, they were at home watching it like I was....
       

  24. #624
    Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    You can get any ole blond bimbo to do that though.
    yeah but if we start talking about any ole blond bimbo, it takes the focus from me. It must be all about me. LOOK AT ME.
       

  25. #625
    Hey TB...Since I shared some interesting pictures of mutual friends of ours, could I see the video? Not that I need proof, just that I wanna see it!
       

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    Originally Posted by HRC View Post
    Hey TB...Since I shared some interesting pictures of mutual friends of ours, could I see the video? Not that I need proof, just that I wanna see it!
    HR...did you not get the memo, unless we see pictures they do not exist. Post them here please.
       

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    Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    yeah but if we start talking about any ole blond bimbo, it takes the focus from me. It must be all about me. LOOK AT ME.
    Calm down toots.
       

  28. #628
    Originally Posted by HRC View Post
    Hey TB...Since I shared some interesting pictures of mutual friends of ours, could I see the video? Not that I need proof, just that I wanna see it!
    Stern but fair. Check your email.
       

  29. #629
    Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    Calm down toots.
    So did you make sweet, sweet love to the chick from the bar? Asking for a friend. TIA.
       

  30. #630
    Originally Posted by soonersmc View Post
    HR...did you not get the memo, unless we see pictures they do not exist. Post them here please.
    They were real. And they were spectacular.
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    Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    So did you make sweet, sweet love to the chick from the bar? Asking for a friend. TIA.
    No, she got too drunk and was funny but worthless.
       

  32. #632
    Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    No, she got too drunk and was funny but worthless.
    Amateur.
       

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    Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    Amateur.
    I knew what I was doing. Unfortunately so did all the women. I felt **** blocked by them. They knew exactly what they were doing ordering repeated shots of Fireball whiskey. ****ers.
       

  34. #634
    Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    I knew what I was doing. Unfortunately so did all the women. I felt **** blocked by them. They knew exactly what they were doing ordering repeated shots of Fireball whiskey. ****ers.
    Werd. Women are ****es.
       

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    Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    Werd. Women are ****es.
    ****es and hos.

       

  36. #636
    Originally Posted by soonersmc View Post
    HR...did you not get the memo, unless we see pictures they do not exist. Post them here please.
    To bad you aren't in the know....I can't put them out there on the net...they are my friends...I sent them to TB's phone! Believe me they are HOT!
       

  37. #637
    Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    Stern but fair. Check your email.
    Nice...
       

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    Originally Posted by HRC View Post
    To bad you aren't in the know....I can't put them out there on the net...they are my friends...I sent them to TB's phone! Believe me they are HOT!

    well, this thread has now moved to ridiculous.

    You can't just come in and say this happened, with no foreplay.

    You two are lying now. smh.
       

  39. #639
    Originally Posted by soonersmc View Post
    well, this thread has now moved to ridiculous.

    You can't just come in and say this happened, with no foreplay.

    You two are lying now. smh.
    Oh...I don't lie! I let my BD do that...
       

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    Originally Posted by HRC View Post
    Oh...I don't lie! I let my BD do that...
    Uh huh, all of a sudden you are asking for this tape, and there is an automatic compliance,

    Not buying it, sorry.
       

  41. #641
    Is the reality show growing stale? It may be time to add some new characters.
       

  42. #642
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    Originally Posted by Sir Bevedere View Post
    Is the reality show growing stale? It may be time to add some new characters.
    A few pics and a dancing baby gif might bring it back to life.
       

  43. #643
    Originally Posted by soonersmc View Post
    Uh huh, all of a sudden you are asking for this tape, and there is an automatic compliance,

    Not buying it, sorry.
    It is because she knows me personally and trusts me! She isn't some picture on a thread that she doesn't know and doesn't know if she can trust!
       

  44. #644
    Originally Posted by soonersmc View Post
    well, this thread has now moved to ridiculous.

    You can't just come in and say this happened, with no foreplay.

    You two are lying now. smh.
    I owed her.
       

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    Originally Posted by HRC View Post
    It is because she knows me personally and trusts me! She isn't some picture on a thread that she doesn't know and doesn't know if she can trust!

    You definitely can't trust anyone on this board . . . especially mc.
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  46. #646
    So, last night I watched "Amish Mafia" for the first time.

    I'm still struggling to figure out which was more real: the "reality" show or the happenings in this thread.
       

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    Can I get a TexasBlonde Update?

    Originally Posted by soonersmc View Post
    well, this thread has now moved to ridiculous.

    You can't just come in and say this happened, with no foreplay.

    You two are lying now. smh.
    Really? Just now?
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  48. #648
    Originally Posted by McRib View Post
    Really? Just now?
    We know the truth...we don't really care if you guys believe it or not.
       

  49. #649
    Originally Posted by soonersmc View Post
    well, this thread has now moved to ridiculous.
    THIS is your threshold for ridiculous? The damn thread started at ridiculous.
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    Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    THIS is your threshold for ridiculous? The damn thread started at ridiculous.
    We have a high tolerance for ridiculous around here. I think it is mostly the alcohol abuse and drug use among the patrons. Hell, they even still let me and post so that's got to tell you something.
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