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  • Have a babby?

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  • Steal a babby?

    4 7.69%
  • Claim her babby was stillborn?

    8 15.38%
  • Steal pics of someone else's babby?

    12 23.08%
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Thread: Can I get a TexasBlonde Update?

  1. #751
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    TB, serious question. Do you have your own bowling shoes or do you use rentals?

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    Quote Originally Posted by smot poker View Post
    TB, serious question. Do you have your own bowling shoes or do you use rentals?
    I don't bowl. It's hell on my nails.

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    I donay recognize the duck's work

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    Can I get a TexasBlonde Update?

    Quote Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    is going to be upset when she finds out. Stinger is supposed to be her territory and women are like feral cats about this sort of thing.
    Shaddup with yer **** mouth. Stinger is a sweet old... Meh, okay, she can have him.
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  5. #755
    Quote Originally Posted by Wailer View Post
    I donay recognize the duck's work
    You're probably too close to the situation. Try backing up and getting a bird's eye view.

  6. #756
    Quote Originally Posted by keefsmangledfingers View Post
    You're probably too close to the situation. Try backing up and getting a bird's eye view.
    Aren't you, Wailer and Smot all the same person?

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    Aren't you, Wailer and Smot all the same person?
    They're all me. I am legion.

  8. #758
    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    Aren't you, Wailer and Smot all the same person?
    Yes.......................................

    and they are me

  9. #759
    Quote Originally Posted by DIB View Post
    They're all me. I am legion.
    Don't listen to this man




    he is also me

  10. #760
    Quote Originally Posted by DIB View Post
    They're all me. I am legion.
    No they aren't. I know who they are.

  11. #761
    Quote Originally Posted by Steve O'Seinus View Post
    Yes.......................................

    and they are me
    oh I know exactly which one you are.

  12. #762
    Quote Originally Posted by Wailer View Post
    Do you have large milk filled titties?
    gravvy, for the babby

  13. #763
    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    No they aren't. I know who they are.
    which one of you knows who we are? and are you the duck?

  14. #764
    I am the walrus

  15. #765
    Quote Originally Posted by keefsmangledfingers View Post
    which one of you knows who we are? and are you the duck?
    there is only 1 me. I am not the duck.

  16. #766
    Quote Originally Posted by Steve O'Seinus View Post
    I am the walrus
    I gotta be honest, I can't remember what your name was so I'll just refer to you as Mr. Dirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve O'Seinus View Post
    Don't listen to this man




    he is also me
    I am not you. You are me. And we are the duck. But the duck is not us.

  18. #768
    i love lamp

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    Long Duck Dong?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wailer View Post
    Long Duck Dong?
    http://i.imgur.com/r7Qsb.gif
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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeBlossom View Post
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    What's happening hot stuff?
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    Both ow posters are here so it doesn't really matter who is who.

  23. #773
    I think Wailer, Smot and Keef are all Twil.

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    I miss dynerdewkloridian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    I think Wailer, Smot and Keef are all Twil.
    Shhhhhhhh.....................

    this thread..........................


    isn't really about you

  26. #776
    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    I think Wailer, Smot and Keef are all Twil.
    ****umer

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    Wait, I thought Wailer was 87's son and he like corvettes?

  28. #778
    And now that it's off topic it's not nearly as interesting to me.

  29. #779
    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    I think Wailer, Smot and Keef are all Twil.
    Twil is not that smart or funny. Plus, only one of who you listed is black.
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  30. #780
    Quote Originally Posted by Steve O'Seinus View Post
    Shhhhhhhh.....................

    this thread..........................

    isn't really about you
    and that's disappointing as ****.

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  32. #782
    Quote Originally Posted by the duck View Post
    Twil is not that smart or funny. Plus, only one of who you listed is black.
    I'm positive that at least Smot and Keef are the same person.

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  34. #784
    Quote Originally Posted by The View Post
    http://imageshack.us/a/img19/4407/29225822.jpg=http://i.imgur.com/tI6QX.jpg
    pffffft

    just **** coffee through my nose.

    thanks ****

  35. #785
    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    I'm positive that at least Smot and Keef are the same person.
    You're an idiot.

  36. #786
    Quote Originally Posted by The View Post
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    Jeremy Renner is not my BD. At least not yet.

  37. #787
    Quote Originally Posted by the duck View Post
    You're an idiot.
    straight through the heart with that one. I thought me and you was tight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    I'm positive that at least Smot and Keef are the same person.
    I'd be careful, the last time you were positve you ended up with gravy babby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    Jeremy Renner is not my BD. At least not yet.
    No, but I really think this guy is:

    http://i.imgur.com/otsH5.jpg

  40. #790
    Quote Originally Posted by Wailer View Post
    I'd be careful, the last time you were positve you ended up with gravy babby.
    OH SNAP! Good one *******!

  41. #791
    Quote Originally Posted by The View Post
    No, but I really think this guy is:

    http://i.imgur.com/otsH5.jpg
    winner, close thread

  42. #792
    Quote Originally Posted by The View Post
    No, but I really think this guy is:

    http://i.imgur.com/otsH5.jpg
    I was drunk and horny. Not just released from prison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve O'Seinus View Post
    OH SNAP! Good one *******!
    No racial slang please of any type.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    Don't ruin my schtick with facts missy! Know your role, go make me a sammich.
    only if we can go surf afterwards and have relations on the beach... I don't give sammiches away fo free

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    I was drunk and horny. Not just released from prison.
    Tell me you don't see the resemblance:
    http://i.imgur.com/mPtGq.jpg

  46. #796
    Quote Originally Posted by The View Post
    Tell me you don't see the resemblance:
    http://i.imgur.com/mPtGq.jpg

    I can't really say. Perhaps Elvis has an opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    I'm positive that at least Smot and Keef are the same person.
    Is it that obvious? I can't even sound caucasian on the internet.
    Last edited by smot poker; 01-17-2013 at 02:46 PM. Reason: removed racist comment

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    Isn't that one in the same?

    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    I was drunk and horny. Not just released from prison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    I can't really say. Perhaps Elvis has an opinion.
    Look closer. In this pick, imagine the mayonnaise covered Whoppers are your ****:

    http://i.imgur.com/7UXtY.jpg

  50. #800
    Quote Originally Posted by smot poker View Post
    Is it that obvious? I can't even sound white on the internet.
    Careful Twil, usao is on the prowl.

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