Let me help you out. Old dude that has a babby with a mistress and is a douche about it:
See, now we have to see a picture of you, because either you were blitzed beyond all rational thought, or you have only the lowest hanging fruit to choose from yourself.
Are you sure it was just alcohol and he didn't slip you a roofie? Or are you just from the swamp donkey team and therefor have to temper your standards in accordance?
Did he at least have a good looking ****?
A bottle of Quagmires best roofies, two 70's era Ozzy rails of pure E, and a tire iron to the forehead would still make it difficult to put all that together in the morning. Esp when he left a chitlin in there. Dear Lord, my brain hurts just attempting to rationalize the ordeal as imaginary. You must be horrified.
Can you imagine if it were going to be a girl?
It could be this all over again!!! Think of the rest of humanity. This is a prime example of why I'm not completely convinced of evolution; this shit was supposed to be bred out of the gene pool.
HAHA! I was thinking the Church Lady or Pat from SNL, but then there's the OU Glee Girl to remind that these people do, in fact, walk the Earth.
TB serious question, will babby chicken fry have his daddy's last name?
Do you have large milk filled titties?
It's become obvious the duck is at work here.
TB, serious question. Do you have your own bowling shoes or do you use rentals?
I donay recognize the duck's work