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    I dedicate this to TB & NF . . . may your mutual endeavours be smashing entertainment for us all.


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    Exactly what I was thinking.

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    this is one of the worst things on the innernets

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wailer View Post
    this is one of the worst things on the innernets
    You misspelled best and anywhere
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    Oh and apparently as soon as he comes out they put an ID bracelet around his ankle that has the same barcode as mine. Which is good in that no one can steal my kid, but bad because now how am I gonna steal a baby to grand finale my fake pregnancy charade? Hide yo kids!
    Blog is updated, looks like there is a kink in the plans now!!
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    I'm just catching up.

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    Monday, January 7, 2013
    Plan B. (And C.)
    Someone pointed out something very interesting to me. For months Neal French has said that I was a lying lunatic who was faking this pregnancy. In fact, I believe he said he had to come down here to "deal with...lying BS". Months ago he sent his attorney an email that said I was "the type to wear someone's skin as a body suit and drive a creeper van with a couch in the back" (way to steal that one from my blog you unoriginal douche) and that he's "known OF this girl for 20+ years (back to high school) and she is capable of anything. Well...like faking a pregnancy because she is bored". But when push came to shove, when he had the chance to lay all of his cards on the table (I know right, ****uming he had any), he pussied out and claimed the court had no jurisdiction. Didn't claim he couldn't possibly be the father. Didn't elaborate on how I'm such the "danger" to his family. Didn't provide any proof that he wasn't the father. Simply pussied out.

    Since he has no problem spending thousands of dollars to avoid a simple DNA test, I think he should spend a few thousand more. So I'm gonna file an appeal. That should keep him and his checkbook busy until DHS can step in in March. And since he found my mother on the internet (I ****ume to tell on me. I never quite got that.) I found his. Think I'll give her a call and tell her she's having a grandson. Which I'd be happy to prove to her, ****uming her deadbeat son ever takes his lying **** down to a lab. I swear when you have to do something the hard way, damn if a girl can't get creative.
    Did she ever call NF's mommy?

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    can we get NF's mommy to be a poster on here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romulus View Post
    can we get NF's mommy to be a poster on here?
    This is acceptable.

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    NFIII is apparently going to be named Jack

    aaaand for Rom...

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    Quote Originally Posted by soonersmc View Post
    NFIII is apparently going to be named Jack
    Jackson Connor, actually

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    Jackson Connor, actually
    http://i.imgur.com/TTIrM3p.jpg

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    ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    Jackson Connor, actually
    YOu never answered why you have ****umed the Identity of Alex Forest.

    Also, welcome back!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The View Post
    http://i.imgur.com/TTIrM3p.jpg

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    No. It's been a name I've liked forever, not really sure why (I went back and forth between Jackson and Harrison). Although I have this friend who wants to call him Jax because of the above and it drives me nuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soonersmc View Post
    YOu never answered why you have ****umed the Identity of Alex Forest.

    Also, welcome back!
    I thought the irony was self-explanatory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    I thought the irony was self-explanatory.
    it was, I just wanted to make sure you were being ironic and not even more bat**** crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    No. It's been a name I've liked forever, not really sure why (I went back and forth between Jackson and Harrison). Although I have this friend who wants to call him Jax because of the above and it drives me nuts.
    Would it upset you if young Jackson Connor French joined a Motorcycle Gang?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The View Post
    Would it upset you if young Jackson Connor French joined a Motorcycle Gang?
    It would.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    It would.
    How would you feel if Jackson turned out to be **** and/or muslim?

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    Is his last name going to be McFrench?

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    How would you feel if Jackson turned out to be **** and/or muslim?
    I could deal with ****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    I could deal with ****.
    What if he was **** and wanted to marry a muslim?

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    What if he was **** and wanted to marry a muslim?
    I'd let his father deal with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    I'd let his father deal with it.
    Same question, but replace muslim with jew

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIB View Post
    Same question, but replace muslim with jew
    I'd want him to be the bride so his father could foot the bill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    I'd want him to be the bride so his father could foot the bill.
    Two part question.
    1. How would Neal feel about Jaxxy being the bride?
    B. Would Neal try to sleep with the groom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIB View Post
    Two part question.
    1. How would Neal feel about Jaxxy being the bride?
    B. Would Neal try to sleep with the groom?
    A. Since he claims to be "redeemed", I have no idea if that means he would be more or less tolerant than before said redemption.
    2. See above, replacing 'tolerant' with 'horny'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soonersmc View Post
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    Why is this here??

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    I still think you should honor the father and name the guy Neil.

    (There's no "I" in Neal)

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    Quote Originally Posted by The View Post
    I still think you should honor the father and name the guy Neil.

    (There's no "I" in Neal)
    He has long since passed up his opportunity to have any input in my child's name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    He has long since passed up his opportunity to have any input in my child's name.
    its not just your child. it is his too

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerBounce View Post
    its not just your child. it is his too
    I understand that. I also understand that I have tried to work with him privately. I have practically begged him to take a DNA test so we can get this matter settled. His response has been to tell me he knows I'm faking and to have his friend(s) come to this board to further perpetuate his claim. Therefore, as far as I'm concerned, he has no input.
    Last edited by texasblonde; 02-05-2013 at 02:31 PM. Reason: So The will shut up.

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    HEY! what's wrong with having a van with a couch in the back?

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    I have begged him to take a DNA test so we can get this matter settled.
    Example?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The View Post
    Example?
    Of?

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    Of?
    Begging?

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    I understand that. I also understand that I have tried to work with him privately. I have begged him to take a DNA test so we can get this matter settled. His response has been to tell me he knows I'm faking and to have his friend(s) come to this board to further perpetuate his claim. Therefore, as far as I'm concerned, he has no input.
    out his friends on this board

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    Quote Originally Posted by The View Post
    Begging?
    There's a text or two and several emails to both him and/or his attorney requesting he get it done asap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    There's a text or two and several emails to both him and/or his attorney requesting he get it done asap.
    Now, that doesn't sound like begging to me.

    And believe me, I know begging.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The View Post
    Now, that doesn't sound like begging to me.

    And believe me, I know begging.
    I'd have to go back and pull my emails but I'm pretty sure I used the words "please" and "request" which is as close as he's gonna get. Except perhaps maybe the text said something like he looks like a cow when he chews gum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    I'd have to go back and pull my emails but I'm pretty sure I used the words "please" and "request" which is as close as he's gonna get. Except perhaps maybe the text said something like he looks like a cow when he chews gum.
    Did you ever offer **** in exchange for his compliance?

    I mean, it's not like you could get pregnant or anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The View Post
    Now, that doesn't sound like begging to me.

    And believe me, I know begging.
    http://imageshack.us/a/img849/7123/emailov.jpg

    That's practically begging.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    http://imageshack.us/a/img849/7123/emailov.jpg

    That's practically begging.
    "Practically" begging isn't begging.

    "Please make" isn't "Please, I'll do anything. Anything... just let me out of here....Please....."
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    Quote Originally Posted by The View Post
    "Practically" begging isn't begging.

    "Please make" isn't "Please, I'll do anything. Anything... just let me out of here....Please....."
    Semantics. I've requested. Same difference. I'm not sending him a text saying "please oh please go take a DNA test and I'll do anything in the world for you". That's just not happening.
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