View Poll Results: What will she do?

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  • Have a babby?

    5 9.26%
  • Steal a babby?

    4 7.41%
  • Claim her babby was stillborn?

    8 14.81%
  • Steal pics of someone else's babby?

    12 22.22%
  • Kill everyone and everything?

    25 46.30%

Can I get a TexasBlonde Update?

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  1. #1651
    Originally Posted by Elvis View Post
    She's only blogged about him being a chickenshit for months. What more do you want?
    They haven't RSVP'd to my shower. I'm starting to think they might not come.
       

  2. #1652
    Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    They haven't RSVP'd to my shower. I'm starting to think they might not come.
    Starting to think people might not come is exactly why your world is about to change.


    Don't worry though. The change is only forever.
       

  3. #1653
    Originally Posted by keefsmangledfingers View Post
    Starting to think people might not come is exactly why your world is about to change.


    Don't worry though. The change is only forever.
    You are wrong sir. I had no doubt he was coming.
       

  4. #1654
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    actual footage from TB's birf
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  5. #1655
    Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    You are wrong sir. I had no doubt he was coming.
    Hmm. Point conceded. I forgot you told him you were "good to go" and then he tried to blow in a condom anyway.

    Sounds like great sex.
       

  6. #1656
    Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    They haven't RSVP'd to my shower. I'm starting to think they might not come.
    How rude! They could at least be polite douches.
       

  7. #1657
    Originally Posted by keefsmangledfingers View Post
    Hmm. Point conceded. I forgot you told him you were "good to go" and then he tried to blow in a condom anyway.
    Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.
       

  8. #1658
    Originally Posted by Elvis View Post
    How rude! They could at least be polite douches.
    How will I ever prove there was a shower without his presence.
       

  9. #1659
    Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.
    Many of the truths we cling to depend on our point of view.
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  10. #1660
    Originally Posted by keefsmangledfingers View Post
    Many of the truths we cling to depend on our point of view.
    You must unlearn what you have learned.
       

  11. #1661
    Hmm, in the end cowards are those that follow the dark side.
       

  12. #1662
    Originally Posted by keefsmangledfingers View Post
    Hmm, in the end cowards are those that follow the dark side.
    Control, control, you must learn control.
       

  13. #1663
    Pain, suffering, death I feel. Something terrible has happened.
       

  14. #1664
    Originally Posted by keefsmangledfingers View Post
    Pain, suffering, death I feel. Something terrible has happened.
    Away put your weapon. I mean you no harm.
       

  15. #1665
    <Next googled quote here insert>
       

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    TB's blog is very entertaining . She's a good writer and funny as hell. I'm definitely a fan.
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  18. #1668
    Originally Posted by Tug Medick View Post
    TB's blog is very entertaining . She's a good writer and funny as hell. I'm definitely a fan.
    Aren't you just a big bundle of sweet!
       

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    TB, will you please raise baby Jackson as a Sooner fan? Our bandwagon is getting low.
       

  20. #1670
    Originally Posted by smot poker View Post
    TB, will you please raise baby Jackson as a Sooner fan?
    is the gay muslim option still on the table?
       

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    Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    is the gay muslim option still on the table?
    We don't discriminate....except against unathletic black people.
       

  22. #1672
    Originally Posted by smot poker View Post
    TB, will you please raise baby Jackson as a Sooner fan? Our bandwagon is getting low.
    I just don't see how I can. Perhaps you might wanna check with Jackson's father as he currently lives in the old Sooner state.
       

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    TB needs an avatar.

    I propose:
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  25. #1675
    Originally Posted by smot poker View Post
    TB needs an avatar.

    I propose:
    You do understand that you bumping this thread will somehow become my fault, don't you?


    Of course you do.
       

  26. #1676
    Originally Posted by Shooterms View Post
    That's not bad but I can't be that pale.
       

  27. #1677
    We know who's fault it is.
       

  28. #1678
    Can we all agree to just blame jdmt for everything moving forward?
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    her friends may crazy, but they can make a sweet diaper cake!

    Last edited by Shooter; February 7th, 2013 at 02:14 PM. Reason: photo link
       

  30. #1680
    I had to help my wife make one of those diaper cakes Tuesday night. It was better than that one. Didn't really enjoy the taste though.
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  32. #1682
    Originally Posted by keefsmangledfingers View Post
    For Steve?
    For Steve.
       

  33. #1683
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    FOR STEVE!
       

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  35. #1685
    Thanks you guys, sometimes it IS nice when it's all about me!
       

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    Originally Posted by Steve O'Seinus View Post
    Thanks you guys, sometimes it IS nice when it's all about me!
    Racist.
       

  37. #1687
    Hey, so when is TB going to tell us how much money she is making from people going to her blog? It must be worth a FORTUNE!
       

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  39. #1689
    Originally Posted by SoCaliSooner View Post
    This, from the beginning, has been about ruining the babby daddy's life and getting him to acknowledge he stuck his dick in her nasty hole more than it has ever been about a child.
    Finer words of wisdom have never been spoken
       

  40. #1690
    Originally Posted by The Baconator® View Post
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    This makes me jealous in the same way I am jealous of Mike Gundy's wife
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  41. #1691
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  42. #1692
    Originally Posted by Steve O'Seinus View Post
    Hippie
       

  43. #1693
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    We missed the baby shower!!!!!!!!!! Did anyone send her the wire hanger we got her?

    Click me to rain money on TB!

    So today was my baby shower. Not sure if I was more excited that my shower was finally here or that I got to leave the house for the first time in 2 days. I journeyed back to the doctor Thursday and my blood pressure was still too high so I got put on bed rest. And so that bed rest could be super fun, the Gods of comedy thought I should either get a sinus infection or head cold, so I've done nothing but cough (which makes me tinkle), sneeze (which makes me tinkle) and attempt to sleep since Thursday. I say attempt because while I've been trying to get comfortable enough to sleep for more than an hour, the kid has been in there raising nine kinds of hell, kicking and dancing around or whatever the hell it is that he does in there. So between the disco that has become my uterus and my phone blowing up from work, I've managed to sleep for about a minute and a half since Thursday. And then my sister rolled into town.

    So there I am, I haven't left my house, I can't sleep, I'm sick, I'm annoyed because I've gotten 15 texts and 9 calls from work, and in a more pissy mood I could not be, and the first thing my sister says to me is "holy shit, you've gotten way fat since Christmas". Yes, it's always nice to see her too.

    But anyhoo, my shower was so much fun! I got to see people I rarely get to see, the food was amazing, I got a ton of presents and we didn't have to play any stupid baby games. Although we did do this one artsy-craftsy thing where everybody got a onesie and decorated it with markers & sequins & glitter for the kid. Yeah, I love you people but my kid ain't gonna be wearing sequined, glittered onesies. Thanks though.

    And now it's back to house arrest at least until Monday. I'm thinking about renting some space in my OB's lobby to save myself some time. Five weeks to go and I am so ready to get this devil spawn out of me. I kid about the devil spawn thing. (Well, kind of. You have met his father, right?) Anyhoo, if I can ever escape this cold/sinus-y fog, I'll attempt to once again be witty. Until then, enjoy a few pics from the shower.
       

  44. #1694
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    TL;DR

    Has this been resolved?
       

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  46. #1696
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    Originally Posted by soonerbornsoonerbret View Post
    We have said from the beginning, this will not end until a baby is dead or kidnapped.
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  47. #1697
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    Can I get a TexasBlonde Update?

    Originally Posted by The Baconator® View Post
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    Hilarious...

    Great find, sir!
       

  48. #1698
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    Originally Posted by smot poker View Post
    We have said from the beginning, this will not end until a baby is dead or kidnapped.
    Untrue. I have been saying for weeks this will end with DCF or a school shooting.
       

  49. #1699
    Originally Posted by smot poker View Post
    We missed the baby shower!!!!!!!!!! Did anyone send her the wire hanger we got her?

    Click me to rain money on TB!
    Where are the few pics from the shower?!?
       

  50. #1700
    Originally Posted by smot poker View Post
    We have said from the beginning, this will not end until a baby is dead or kidnapped.

    Does being sold or traded for cigarettes also trigger an ending?
       

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