Can I get a TexasBlonde Update?

[The]

Semantics.

Click Me.

[SMC]

Why is this here??

we missed you?

[texasblonde]

Click Me.

I'm not reading all that. Sum it up if it had a point.

[texasblonde]

we missed you?

Uh-huh.

[PokeJ]

You obtained DNA evidence form his daughter?????

[The]

I'm not reading all that. Sum it up if it had a point.

I beg you to read it.

Please, PLEASE, read it! For the love of God and his **** son..... PLEASE READ IT!!!

[texasblonde]

You obtained DNA evidence form his daughter?????

One would ****ume that THAT would have motivated him to just get it over with. But one would be wrong.

[texasblonde]

I beg you to read it.

Please, PLEASE, read it! For the love of God and his **** son..... PLEASE READ IT!!!

You were trying to get me hot?

[The]

You were trying to get me hot?

I'm not Bjorn.

[texasblonde]

I'm not Bjorn.

I don't know who that is.

I get the point of the story but I said "please" which is begging.

[soonerbornsoonerbret]

[Elvis]

Now, that doesn't sound like begging to me. And believe me, I know begging.

She's only blogged about him being a chicken**** for months. What more do you want?

[texasblonde]

She's only blogged about him being a chicken**** for months. What more do you want?

They haven't RSVP'd to my shower. I'm starting to think they might not come.

[keefsmangledfingers]

They haven't RSVP'd to my shower. I'm starting to think they might not come.

Starting to think people might not come is exactly why your world is about to change.


Don't worry though. The change is only forever.

[texasblonde]

Starting to think people might not come is exactly why your world is about to change.


Don't worry though. The change is only forever.

You are wrong sir. I had no doubt he was coming.

[Nazgul]

actual footage from TB's birf

[keefsmangledfingers]

You are wrong sir. I had no doubt he was coming.

Hmm. Point conceded. I forgot you told him you were "good to go" and then he tried to blow in a condom anyway.

Sounds like great ****.

[Elvis]

They haven't RSVP'd to my shower. I'm starting to think they might not come.

How rude! They could at least be polite douches.

[texasblonde]

Hmm. Point conceded. I forgot you told him you were "good to go" and then he tried to blow in a condom anyway.

Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.

[texasblonde]

How rude! They could at least be polite douches.

How will I ever prove there was a shower without his presence.

[keefsmangledfingers]

Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.

Many of the truths we cling to depend on our point of view.

[texasblonde]

Many of the truths we cling to depend on our point of view.

You must unlearn what you have learned.

[keefsmangledfingers]

Hmm, in the end cowards are those that follow the dark side.

[texasblonde]

Hmm, in the end cowards are those that follow the dark side.

Control, control, you must learn control.

[keefsmangledfingers]

Pain, suffering, death I feel. Something terrible has happened.

[texasblonde]

Pain, suffering, death I feel. Something terrible has happened.

Away put your weapon. I mean you no harm.

[keefsmangledfingers]

<Next googled quote here insert>

[Tug Medick]

TB's blog is very entertaining . She's a good writer and funny as hell. I'm definitely a fan.

[SirPrize]

[texasblonde]

TB's blog is very entertaining . She's a good writer and funny as hell. I'm definitely a fan.

Aren't you just a big bundle of sweet!

[smot poker]

TB, will you please raise baby Jackson as a Sooner fan? Our bandwagon is getting low.

[texasblonde]

TB, will you please raise baby Jackson as a Sooner fan?

is the **** muslim option still on the table?

[smot poker]

is the **** muslim option still on the table?

We don't discriminate....except against unathletic black people.

[texasblonde]

TB, will you please raise baby Jackson as a Sooner fan? Our bandwagon is getting low.

I just don't see how I can. Perhaps you might wanna check with Jackson's father as he currently lives in the old Sooner state.

[smot poker]

TB needs an avatar.

I propose:

[Shooterms]

[texasblonde]

TB needs an avatar.

I propose:

You do understand that you bumping this thread will somehow become my fault, don't you?


Of course you do.

[texasblonde]

That's not bad but I can't be that pale.

[soonerbornsoonerbret]

We know who's fault it is.

[keefsmangledfingers]

Can we all agree to just blame jdmt for everything moving forward?

[SMC]

her friends may crazy, but they can make a sweet diaper cake!

[soonerbornsoonerbret]

I had to help my wife make one of those diaper cakes Tuesday night. It was better than that one. Didn't really enjoy the taste though.

[keefsmangledfingers]

For Steve?

[soonerbornsoonerbret]

For Steve?

For Steve.

[The]

FOR STEVE!

[soonerbornsoonerbret]

PARA ESTEBAN!!!

[Steve O'Seinus]

Thanks you guys, sometimes it IS nice when it's all about me!

[The]

Thanks you guys, sometimes it IS nice when it's all about me!

Racist.

[Steve O'Seinus]

Hey, so when is TB going to tell us how much money she is making from people going to her blog? It must be worth a FORTUNE!

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