View Poll Results: What will she do?

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  • Have a babby?

    5 9.26%
  • Steal a babby?

    4 7.41%
  • Claim her babby was stillborn?

    8 14.81%
  • Steal pics of someone else's babby?

    12 22.22%
  • Kill everyone and everything?

    25 46.30%

Can I get a TexasBlonde Update?

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    Originally Posted by The Baconator® View Post
    Maybe she just killed herself, anyone check the obits ?
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  2. #3352
    Has she been googled, if so, what was found? The, I'm looking at you!
       

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    Originally Posted by Toots View Post
    Has she been googled, if so, what was found? The, I'm looking at you!
    Nothing recent.
       

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    Originally Posted by Aldebaran View Post
    I miss DMC.
       

  6. #3356
    What harpooned to her? And what happened to her friend, Winston Churchill?
       

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    Originally Posted by Aldebaran View Post
    What harpooned to her? And what happened to her friend, Winston Churchill?
    'skimos, and eh's a pretty cool guy. Killed Hitler and didn't afraid of anything.
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  8. #3358
    Originally Posted by The View Post
    I miss DMC.


    I miss GES more.
       

  9. #3359
    And someone just needs to call her work phone.
       

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    Originally Posted by The Baconator® View Post
    And someone just needs to call her work phone.
    You do it. You're relatively safe in Greenland.
       

  11. #3361
    Originally Posted by The View Post
    You do it. You're relatively safe in Greenland.

    Dude you know how much a call from Canookland to Mississippi woud cost ?
       

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    Originally Posted by The Baconator® View Post
    Dude you know how much a call from Canookland to Mississippi woud cost ?

    In Canadian Pesos or real money?
       

  13. #3363
    Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    In Canadian Pesos or real money?

    Real Canadian money.

    Today's exchange rate.

    1 CAD closing 0.9939 USD
       

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    Originally Posted by The Baconator® View Post
    Real Canadian money.
    I can send you a monopoly game, they have the same stuff inside. That should cover the cost of the phone call. YWIA
       

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    Originally Posted by The Baconator® View Post
    Real Canadian money.
    12 Maple leafs?
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    Originally Posted by DIB View Post
    12 Maple leafs?
    And a bottle of Syrup.
       

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    is there any facebook updates?
       

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    Originally Posted by Romulus View Post
    is there any facebook updates?


    Nope and I believe most of the people who could see the updates have been blocked.
       

  19. #3369
    Bump







    I'm pooping.
       

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    This thing will break again when she updates her blog
    There has to be a welcome to the world post on her blog
       

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    It's going take a little time for her batshit crazy ass to come up with "the story". I just hope to hell it rivals the "the photo".
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    I actually worked today, glad to see I didn't miss anything. crossing my fingers for tomorrow.
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  23. #3373
    Can someone give an update on what is going on here? I know it is lazy.... I just don't want to read 60 pages of stuff. Thanks in advance...
       

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    no cliff notes would suffice
    you must read it
       

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    Originally Posted by FiveOhSooner View Post
    Can someone give an update on what is going on here? I know it is lazy.... I just don't want to read 60 pages of stuff. Thanks in advance...
    We would be doing you a disservice if we condensed to 60 pages.
       

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    Originally Posted by FiveOhSooner View Post
    Can someone give an update on what is going on here? I know it is lazy.... I just don't want to read 60 pages of stuff. Thanks in advance...
    Read it. You'll be better for it.

    I haven't seen a movie this good in a long time.
       

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    Originally Posted by Clark W. Griswold View Post
    Read it. You'll be better for it.

    I haven't seen a movie this good in a long time.

    Fatal Attraction meets Sling Blade.
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  28. #3378
    Have you figured this out yet? Stu's laughing his ass off


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  29. #3379
    Originally Posted by The View Post
    Fatal Attraction meets Sling Blade.
    ... meets I Spit on Your Grave meets Scanners

       

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    Originally Posted by soonerbornsoonerbret View Post
    ... meets I Spit on Your Grave meets Scanners

    ...meets She's Having a Baby meets A Serbian Film.
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    I srsly need an update
    She hasn't updated her blog in a couple of weeks
       

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    Originally Posted by Romulus View Post
    I srsly need an update
    She hasn't updated her blog in a couple of weeks
    She dead
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  33. #3383
    Originally Posted by DIB View Post
    She dead
    Dammit... you're never ready for this sort of thing, no matter how ready you were for this sort of thing.

    Has anyone sent flowers yet? And who will take care of the baby?
       

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    When's the funeral, and whom will we send as the Official LT Representative?

    I nominate JD.
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  35. #3385
    Originally Posted by The View Post
    When's the funeral, and whom will we send as the Official LT Representative?

    I nominate JD.
    Second.
       

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    We could send Atticus Bj0. He had the "deepest" connection with TB, if'n you know what I mean.
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    Originally Posted by DIB View Post
    We could send Atticus Bj0. He had the "deepest" connection with TB, if'n you know what I mean.
    Agreed. He has the most at stake in this sad, sad Saga.
       

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    Originally Posted by DIB View Post
    We could send Atticus Bj0. He had the "deepest" connection with TB, if'n you know what I mean.
    UWPA!

    Post reported.
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  39. #3389
    Originally Posted by DIB View Post
    She dead
    Real dead or fake dead? That would take this shit to whole. nutha. level. if she faked her own death. Then she could go deep undercover to out ALL OF US!
       

  40. #3390
    this reminds me of a joke.

    A guy calls 911 frantically telling the operator he thinks his wife is dead.

    Operator says, "Are you sure she's dead?"

    "Hang on a minute," the guys says.

    Operator waits for a second and then hears three gunshots.

    Guy comes back on the line, "Yeah, I'm sure she's dead."
       

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    So bj0 was "viciously attracted" to texasblonde and now she's dead?
       

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    Originally Posted by Tug Medick View Post
    So bj0 was "viciously attracted" to texasblonde and now she's dead?
    Bjorn, why?
       

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    Murder death kill?
       

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    What's round and brown and between two buns?

















    A butthole.
       

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    Originally Posted by Shooterms View Post
    It's going take a little time for her batshit crazy ass to come up with "the story". I just hope to hell it rivals the "the photo".
    I don't think it's possible, but then I haven't predicted most of the twists and turns in this saga.

    Originally Posted by FiveOhSooner View Post
    Can someone give an update on what is going on here? I know it is lazy.... I just don't want to read 60 pages of stuff. Thanks in advance...
    We could tell you, but you wouldn't believe it.
       

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    69 pages, is there a mother ****ing babby yet
       

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    Originally Posted by Aurora View Post
    69 pages, is there a mother ****ing babby yet
    What are you willing to do in exchange for the answer?
       

  48. #3398
    I called her office no one by the name Texs Blonde or Alex Forest works there.
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    Originally Posted by Tug Medick View Post
    What are you willing to do in exchange for the answer?
    definitely not the same shit I am willing to do for a Klon**** Bar
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    Originally Posted by Toots View Post
    I don't think it's possible, but then I haven't predicted most of the twists and turns in this saga.
    It's not like "the story" needs to credible for her nut bag fan club to believe it, it only needs to be ever so remotely plausible.
       

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