Can I get a TexasBlonde Update?

[Steve O'Seinus]

She dead

Real dead or fake dead? That would take this **** to whole. nutha. level. if she faked her own death. Then she could go deep undercover to out ALL OF US!

[soonerbornsoonerbret]

this reminds me of a joke.

A guy calls 911 frantically telling the operator he thinks his wife is dead.

Operator says, "Are you sure she's dead?"

"Hang on a minute," the guys says.

Operator waits for a second and then hears three gunshots.

Guy comes back on the line, "Yeah, I'm sure she's dead."

[Tug Medick]

So bj0 was "viciously attracted" to texasblonde and now she's dead?

[The]

So bj0 was "viciously attracted" to texasblonde and now she's dead?

Bjorn, why?

[DIB]

Murder death kill?

[bJ0]

What's round and brown and between two buns?

















A butthole.

[Toots]

It's going take a little time for her bat**** crazy **** to come up with "the story". I just hope to hell it rivals the "the photo".

I don't think it's possible, but then I haven't predicted most of the twists and turns in this saga.

Can someone give an update on what is going on here? I know it is lazy.... I just don't want to read 60 pages of stuff. Thanks in advance...

We could tell you, but you wouldn't believe it.

[Aurora]

69 pages, is there a mother ****ing babby yet

[Tug Medick]

69 pages, is there a mother ****ing babby yet

What are you willing to do in exchange for the answer?

[The Baconator®]

I called her office no one by the name Texs Blonde or Alex Forest works there.

[Aurora]

What are you willing to do in exchange for the answer?

definitely not the same **** I am willing to do for a Klon**** Bar

[Shooterms]

I don't think it's possible, but then I haven't predicted most of the twists and turns in this saga.

It's not like "the story" needs to credible for her nut bag fan club to believe it, it only needs to be ever so remotely plausible.

[Tug Medick]

definitely not the same **** I am willing to do for a Klon**** Bar

Tug Me****?

[jdmt37]

When's the funeral, and whom will we send as the Official LT Representative?

I nominate JD.

Second.

I'll bring adoption papers.

[quatrogenerian]

He's back...The dead ****ing lives!

[bJ0]

uhm. i think bat **** crazy had a baby. not at that hospital but another in ms...

[SMC]

uhm. i think bat **** crazy had a baby. not at that hospital but another in ms...

Uh, wut

[Ptown native]

Uh, wut

Noway that is in Southaven which is miles away from Gulfport. Like from top to bottom.

[bJ0]

Noway that is in Southaven which is miles away from Gulfport. Like from top to bottom.

good enuff for me.

**** be cray.

[SoonerBounce]

Can every DIY please stop using the term cray? You sound like ****ing hipsters

[usaosooner]

Murder death kill?

[soonerbornsoonerbret]

Can every DIY please stop using the term cray? You sound like ****ing hipsters

What does DIY mean, hipster?

[Aurora]

What does DIY mean, hipster?

oh

[HRC]

If TB is lying, I will have to admit that I am gullible and stupid and should probably kill myself, but won't because I do have a son to raise...but what if she is telling the truth??? What will you all say then?

[ProudSoonerMom]

If TB is lying, I will have to admit that I am gullible and stupid and should probably kill myself, but won't because I do have a son to raise...but what if she is telling the truth??? What will you all say then?

I think all anyone wants here is the truth. People post pics of their kids, their families etc, a lot. It's not a stretch when a convaluted story seems to transpire. People are naturally curious. If true, I wish the best. It is hard to be a single mom.

[DIB]

If TB is lying, I will have to admit that I am gullible and stupid and should probably kill myself, but won't because I do have a son to raise...but what if she is telling the truth??? What will you all say then?

The truth = that plastic doll was a real baby?

[Oh, oh Sheila]

If TB is lying, I will have to admit that I am gullible and stupid and should probably kill myself, but won't because I do have a son to raise...but what if she is telling the truth??? What will you all say then?

Has anyone reached out to her sister to get her some help? In my opinion, it seems clear she has issues of some sort. There's no plausible reason for sending out a fake baby pic and fake shower pics and for lying about when and where a baby's born. Other than simply not being pregnant or having a baby. IMO her friends should do this for her before she hurts herself or someone else.

[Shooterms]

If TB is lying, I will have to admit that I am gullible and stupid and should probably kill myself, but won't because I do have a son to raise...but what if she is telling the truth??? What will you all say then?

Good grief, you confirmed that the plastic baby, was indeed plastic. If you have "the story" we'd all love to hear it, but spare us the "what ifs" on this whole thing unless and until you can relate her explanation for swaddling a toy and posing for a photo.

[Oh, oh Sheila]

Good grief, you confirmed that the plastic baby, was indeed plastic. If you have "the story" we'd all love to hear it, but spare us the "what ifs" on this whole thing unless and until you can relate her explanation for swaddling a toy and posing for a photo.

Don't forget she'd have had to leave the hospital early to take the photo, cause she wasn't in a hospital at the time.

[macdaddybuff]

In her defense they really do make fake babies look real these days. Maybe in another 10 20 years a fake baby will have real skin then TB could have a fake baby with real skin. Somewhere in dark tunnel she tells it. It puts lotion on its skin.

[Shooterms]

If TB is lying, I will have to admit that I am gullible and stupid and should probably kill myself, but won't because I do have a son to raise...but what if she is telling the truth??? What will you all say then?

BTW, for entertainment value, I'm hoping there's a real baby.

Don't forget she'd have had to leave the hospital early to take the photo, cause she wasn't in a hospital at the time.

The beauty of that photo is that she got the hospital gown, put the gauze on her wrist...and then posed with a plastic baby. That kind of crazy is beyond measure.

[HRC]

I think all anyone wants here is the truth. People post pics of their kids, their families etc, a lot. It's not a stretch when a convaluted story seems to transpire. People are naturally curious. If true, I wish the best. It is hard to be a single mom.

Yes it is hard.

[HRC]

The truth = that plastic doll was a real baby?

You must have missed my post about, IF what she told me was the truth, there will be more to the story.

[Yasiel Puig]

So HRC, do you think there is a baby or not?

[Shooterms]

So HRC, do you think there is a baby or not?

She does, if it's true.

[Oh, oh Sheila]

You must have missed my post about, IF what she told me was the truth, there will be more to the story.

HRC, serious question, is anyone planning to do anything to help her get treatment if it's not the truth? Cause the odds don't favor you on that one.

[HRC]

Good grief, you confirmed that the plastic baby, was indeed plastic. If you have "the story" we'd all love to hear it, but spare us the "what ifs" on this whole thing unless and until you can relate her explanation for swaddling a toy and posing for a photo.

I know the story because I am the only one who confronted her about it. Everyone else just caused her stress, so she shut down. I will not reveal what she told me, I am going to leave that for her to do, it is not my place to tell the story, I am a true friend. She says there will be a TELL ALL blog soon.

Like I said, if what she says is not true, I am the one that needs help, she can worry about herself....

[Shooterms]

I'm betting that her story is that she lost the baby and posted the plastic baby while in denial and grief-stricken.

[HRC]

So HRC, do you think there is a baby or not?

I want to believe it...only time will tell. Like I said there should be a blog soon.

[SMC]

I know the story because I am the only one who confronted her about it. Everyone else just caused her stress, so she shut down. I will not reveal what she told me, I am going to leave that for her to do, it is not my place to tell the story, I am a true friend. She says there will be a TELL ALL blog soon.

Like I said, if what she says is not true, I am the one that needs help, she can worry about herself....

Why are you ignoring me now?

[Toots]

I know the story because I am the only one who confronted her about it. Everyone else just caused her stress, so she shut down. I will not reveal what she told me, I am going to leave that for her to do, it is not my place to tell the story, I am a true friend. She says there will be a TELL ALL blog soon.

Like I said, if what she says is not true, I am the one that needs help, she can worry about herself....

Oh honey. We all want to believe, but trying to fake a hospital pic with a fake baby and no evidence of an actual birth, much less courtroom pics that clearly show she's not pregnant make it pretty close to impossible.

[soonerbornsoonerbret]

I know the story because I am the only one who confronted her about it. Everyone else just caused her stress, so she shut down. I will not reveal what she told me, I am going to leave that for her to do, it is not my place to tell the story, I am a true friend. She says there will be a TELL ALL blog soon.

Like I said, if what she says is not true, I am the one that needs help, she can worry about herself....

You need to start revealing what you know right now! This is no joke! I'm getting a bucket of water, a towel and some hard pipe hittin' mutherfuckas right now! TALK!!!

[Oh, oh Sheila]

I know the story because I am the only one who confronted her about it. Everyone else just caused her stress, so she shut down. I will not reveal what she told me, I am going to leave that for her to do, it is not my place to tell the story, I am a true friend. She says there will be a TELL ALL blog soon.

Like I said, if what she says is not true, I am the one that needs help, she can worry about herself....

Should we call someone for you???

[HRC]

HRC, serious question, is anyone planning to do anything to help her get treatment if it's not the truth? Cause the odds don't favor you on that one.

If it isn't true that will be my last good will gesture to her...then she is out of my life!

[Steve O'Seinus]

HRC, bless your heart, you really are a good friend to her.



Cuz I woulda aired that ****es dirty laundry the instant I saw Plastic Jackson McFrenchay

[HRC]

Should we call someone for you???

No need...I know who to call

[HRC]

HRC, bless your heart, you really are a good friend to her.



Cuz I woulda aired that ****es dirty laundry the instant I saw Plastic Jackson McFrenchay

I am a good friend to everyone who is my real friend. She has been a real friend in the past, and I have shared things with her and she has kept them a secret as far as I know. I bonded with her because I went through a similar situation. I am a loyal friend. However, push me to far and you will my bad side, and it is not pretty.

[usaosooner]

[Toots]

I am a good friend to everyone who is my real friend. She has been a real friend in the past, and I have shared things with her and she has kept them a secret as far as I know. I bonded with her because I went through a similar situation. I am a loyal friend. However, push me to far and you will my bad side, and it is not pretty.

Serious question - could you cross your legs at 7 months pregnant or do you know anyone who could?

[SoonerBounce]

I am a good friend to everyone who is my real friend. She has been a real friend in the past, and I have shared things with her and she has kept them a secret as far as I know. I bonded with her because I went through a similar situation. I am a loyal friend. However, push me to far and you will my bad side, and it is not pretty.

You faked being pregnant before?